Aww, It’s So Little!

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You really have to feel bad for tiny dick guys. I mean, life is hard enough when you’ve got an average sized package. Imagine having a cock the size of a clit that literally made it like you had NO cock at all. Not enough to do any penetration. What would be left for you except possibly a cuckold relationship? Maybe turning your attentions towards other guys, so your lack of a cock wouldn’t matter, as you’d be servicing them.

I’ve had ones on the phone crying telling me of their sad lives because of their cock size. It’s too bad guys can’t get a cock job like a woman can get a boob job, guys would be begging, borrowing and stealing to come up with funds to get this one, there would be a shortage of doctors available to do all the surgeries, I’d bet 50% of the men out there would be booking appointments for their new cock enlargement operation.

Many men have deep self esteem issues because of this and obviously there isn’t much that can be done for them. The few procedures there are out there cannot give much length and can fail and leave them in worse conditions than before doing it in the first place. I do understand how it makes them feel like less of a man though than if they had an average sized one. They know they cannot please a woman with their cock. Not matter how talented their fingers or tongue may be, it’s just not the same.

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You’re Gonna Pay For It

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Some men think paying for sex, whether it’s phone sex or escorts is something they would never stoop to. I have talked to countless guys that feel this way. Countless frustrated guys with an over abundance of pride it seems. Many that pay just look at it as an entertainment expense, or a hobby expense. Going to concerts and movies and live theater costs money after all, these are entertainment expenditures. If you have a hobby like rock climbing or skiing, all that sporting equipment costs money.

Sex is a hobby and entertainment, so many understand this and view it the same way. Phone sex enhances ones masturbation, and if you have no girlfriend or wife or fuck buddy, an escort can give you that skin to skin contact that you have been craving so badly. Some just honestly do not want the time or energy or drama that a relationship provides, so they look at various paid sexual encounters as a lot cheaper than dating and none of the emotional stress. They can hang up when they are finished and walk out the door if it’s an escort.

I always recall with great amusement a quote from Charlie Sheen, himself a great connoisseur of escorts, “I didn’t pay them for sex, I paid them to leave.” A great many men could understand this sort of mentality. Phone sex is a wonderful, happy break in their day, an interaction with a lady they might not otherwise have in their life, but once they cum, it’s “Bye”.  Ah men, to be so simple and uncomplicated.

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Darling, Give It To Me!

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Something I hear more and more on calls is guys wanting their gals to do them with a strap on. Many guys are into anal play, and I see on sex toy websites the growing collections of toys for men up their backsides, from vibrating eggs, to butt plugs, anal beads, to all kinds of dildos and strap ons of varying sizes.

Most men that call do not share this interest with their partner, as they know it would upset them, or creep them out and there’s no way in hell their partner would be willing to use a strap on on them, so they just experiment alone with their anal desires. Many worry they would appear “gay” to their partners, or in fact they have a level of homophobia themselves and worry what liking this means for them as a man. It’s very ingrained in our culture that anal in a no no, so that taboo is very deep indeed.

I recall once a guy calling and asking if it was ok to talk about a taboo topic, and as the rules at the place he called are strict, I asked what it was he was looking for, and it was anal sex-that’s it! I said, yes that was well within the rules and I was ok talking about it, to him this seemed so taboo, he was worried about it being ok to talk about. This is the level of concern some men have in bringing the topic up with their ladies. So you can imagine the worry if they were to ask their lady to put on a strap on and fuck them with it. Most will not take the chance.

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Les Girls

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A fantasy lots of women have is being with another woman. Doesn’t mean we’d ever act on it, or have an opportunity to explore it, but I think it’s one of the more popular fantasies going. Every time they do a top ten fantasies of women article, this one is right up there, so the forbidden, taboo aspect is appealing and in the minds of a lot of people.

To do something we’ve never done, yet with a body familiar to us as it’s similar to our own. Who could better know how to touch another woman than a woman? We know all the right spots, it can be a very sexy fantasy to have for sure. It’s a lot more acceptable these days than it used to be, society is changing and things that were not spoken of 50 years ago today are beginning to be accepted by the masses in many countries, however since many religious people believe in the bible and it has mention against homosexuality, some will never, ever accept it, no matter if many in society do, they simply will not.

Many still believe therapy can turn them around, when some people still think that way, you just know 100% of people will never accept it as ok. So many have to resort to sexual fantasies for their exploration into behavior they’d never put into practice in their day to day lives. Imagining caressing another woman and having them do the same to you can be very sexy, foreign and forbidden all at the same time.

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Mmmmmmm, Yummy!

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One thing I get so many callers that want to do yet usually chicken out on is licking their own cum after they blow their loads. I can’t even count how many want to and then they just can’t. I say to them, what’s the worst that can happen if you try it, you have to brush your teeth after? It’s seriously not that big of a deal, yet they usually cannot go through with it. Some are gung ho, and will relish every drop, not only of their cum, but that of another guys as well.

Some will kiss a woman after she’d given him a blow job, but wouldn’t be able to lick their own cum out of her pussy after they fucked her. The cuckold guys are often not up only for that, but licking another guys cum out of their partner as well. One used to call and cum into a condom and he was convinced he wanted to drink it out after, which I always found odd, why use a condom rather than just cum in your hand and lick it off?

One of the very few I watched on cam, I didn’t watch many before knowing I couldn’t continue to do it for the sake of my own mental health and well being, he came in a shot glass, some have cum into bowls, I can’t imagine being that prepared as some are, but hey, it takes all kinds for sure. I think it’s normal to try it, even if just a drop. I have certainly tried my own juices and I lived to tell the tale. Yes, I brushed my teeth after, but wanted to see what it was like. Not weird, just curious.

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