Happy Horny Halloween

There’s lots of naughty shaped candies and chocolates about for the adults this Halloween. A caller of mine sent me the pic of the chocolate dicks and questioned whether he should make a mold of his own dick in chocolate and send it to me. Um, nah, I’m good! He has a good sense of humor and said he could hand them out to trick or treaters. I told him to let me know what the cops say, as the kiddies parents would no doubt send a copper around to some pervert handing out penis shaped candy on Halloween!

He’d never do that of course and was just joking around, but if one looks, you can find many naughty shaped treats. If one were having an adults only Halloween party, such treats would be funny and appropriate, and there’s lots of them around. Boob shaped cake pans, ice cubes in boob and dick shapes. There was a sex toy site I used to write for that had many novelty items like that. They were usually popular at bridal showers and parties like that, but a naughty Halloween party would also certainly work. There’s lots of sexy costumes available for a slutty look. The school girl in uniform, the nurse, the witch, etc.

Halloween has become more popular with adults in recent decades than for children, so you might see more such adult themed things in regards to Halloween in the coming years. It could be fun to gather all the naughty shaped candies and treats you could for such a party to impress and educate your friends. It would be a gathering they wouldn’t soon forget. Until then, I’d forgo passing out the dick shaped chocolates to the underage crowd. Save them for the pervs that will appreciate them the most!

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