Ahh, The Smell Of Shoes!

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Men into foot fetish and shoe fetish may be similar, and even have both at times, but sometimes they are separate entities and the foot guys don’t care about shoes, and vice versa. The smell of stinky feet to most of us is something we literally turn our noses up at. Many times humor comes into it and we can think of occasions when it’s been joked about, so how can someone like the smell most of us dislike?

I can think of several funny foot odor stories. My mom’s former boss used to travel a lot by plane on trips and one time took his shoes off during a flight and someone complained to the flight attendant about the bad smell, so he had to put his shoes back on. My mom also has/had stinky feet, luckily not a trait I inherited, and sometimes animals will find the feet smells attractive and several of the cats we had over the years would curl up on her slippers with their faces resting in the stinkiest part and we always were shocked they’d like such a smell. A client of mine told me he combs yard sales for used slippers, I found this really gross, but he loves old stinky slippers so much, he actually looks for them and is willing to pay for them.

I’ve heard some men say the smell alone of a woman’s sweaty, stinky shoes can make them erect, no foot required, smell alone gets a rise out of them. For every body smell one of us finds disgusting or even just unpleasant, you can rest assured there are legions of ones out there as turned on by it as ones turned off.

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Spray Me Down!

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Well last week we had bodily fluids from her, this week from him. “Facials” are something many guys love to give, and we aren’t talking mud masks here. I’m talking blowing their hot, sticky, gooey load of jizz all over a girls face. Like an animal marking their territory so to speak. Men can be so simple at times! Very primal in their urge to mark what’s theirs and how. Like an animal marking its territory with its urine, some men like to spray a woman with their cum, visually to them it’s the same kind of game.

Some women I guess enjoy being cummed on and splattered with the cum of their men. I’d rather it inside in the pussy, where it belongs, but hey, that’s just me, everyone likes different things. As long as you have a partner that’s in agreement to what you want to do with your load, then have at it, I say! Enjoy your messiness together. Some guys are just obsessed with their own cum, licking it themselves, seeing how far they can shoot it, taking supplements to increase the volume. That’s the one that always gets me.

Do they seriously think we want MORE mess to deal with? Is it like their own personal firehose? I’ve talked to some guys that have had prostate surgery, and they still have orgasms, but do not shoot semen anymore. They say it still feels good dry, but different. I kind of doubt their ladies are complaining, either, but they get this idea in their head we want geysers of cum shooting out of their cocks and nothing less will do. Less mess is best, to me anyway!

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A Visit From Aunt Flo

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Many women do not wish to engage in sexual activity during that time of the month. Others don’t care, same goes for guys. Others long ago earned their red wings. Believe it or not some guys actually have a thing for doing it when the lady is bleeding. Even oral sex. I just wouldn’t feel fresh for that. A client I talked to a while ago said he would lick anything that came out of a woman and any man that wouldn’t wasn’t a real man. I appreciated his sentiment, but I can’t grasp the appeal of that.

He’s not the first to call with such an interest. As long as no cramps, I could go along. I can see a guy not wanting to get in the fray and get all yucky, but you can just shower after, or even do it in the shower, that’s the most practical. Blood clots on the tongue. I actually recall reading in a romance novel about that, it was the written version of “Endless Love” I read when I was quite young I believe. There’s worse body fluids guys are into than menstrual blood. Many religions consider sex during periods taboo, and many won’t even allow women to enter a church or a temple when they are bleeding, Lord, why not just send them to the caves like they did in ancient times, the unclean beasts!

For every bodily function, you can rest assured many are fetishizing it and dreaming and fantasizing about it and wanting to get into it, literally and figuratively. For some it relives cramps, for others doesn’t really do much either way. It usually always increases bleeding after an orgasm, since it increases uterine contractions and heavy bleeding usually lasts for hours afterwards. It all depends on what you’re willing to tolerate.

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Doctor & Daughter

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Medical fetish calls are fairly common for me, they take different turns now and then with something unexpected, as did one I did last night with someone. He wanted his daughter involved in the examination. The doctor, lady doctor of course, was giving him a prostate exam in the fantasy and since that sort of exam can lead to erections in some men, he wanted his daughter there to assist.

Daughter was going to stroke his cock and get it hard for him as the doctor was probing around up his ass. Then she was going to hold the collection cup and collect the sperm that she was of course helping to get out with her stroking it. Mommy son calls are quite common, but the daddy daughter ones for me are a lot more rare. Not sure why it’s not an even split, but it’s not by a long shot. He seemed so turned on to the idea of his daughter helping get him off and of course it being for medical reasons and not just for the hell of it. It was for the greater good of daddy’s health that she was helping him.

Between the lady doctor and daughter going at him, it didn’t take long until he popped. It honestly surprises me that daddy daughter fantasies aren’t more common, maybe I just don’t attract such callers, but they are out there. Maybe the “barely legal” under 21 types get more of them than the MILF’s like me I suppose.

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Lick My Ass

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I think several guys that are callers would like the above picture so much they very well might get a tee shirt printed up featuring the slogan for themselves. Ass licking, or analingus, seems to be growing in popularity these days as a call request. I’m not quite sure why, perhaps like many things guys call about, they can’t talk about it or share this interest with their wives or girlfriends, so they call up to talk about it.

I can recall one guy telling me several ladies he’d talked into letting him do this and they hadn’t wanted any part of it, but when they allowed themselves to be pleasured this way, they all enjoyed it and asked for more. Lots of guys are also really into rimming. One told me he had his ass regularly waxed to make it even more appealing to the ladies since apparently a hairy ass makes it even less desirable than hairless.

An online sex toy shop I write for has all kinds of things for this, enema kits to make yourself as clean as possible, since showers and baths only clean the outsides, but an internal cleansing gets that clean as well, so there’s no reason not to enjoy such taboo and naughty pleasures if you’re as clean as can be if that is your thing. It is an activity that can be unsanitary and disease promoting, but that’s up to the people involved if they wish to take such risks. It is a growing interest though, I hear more and more of it being requested.

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