Thank You, Thank You Very Much

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Some callers sadly are very, very sad cases. Delusional even. One that has called me a few times is 49 and seriously thinks he’s going to embark on a singing career as he thinks he sounds like Elvis. Needless to say, he sounds nothing like Elvis even on a bad, drugged day. It didn’t even sound like he was singing in English, yet he was, it was just so badly sung, it was unrecognizable as to what it was.

He’s got plans to move to Nashville and take the country music world by storm. How he will afford this on his disability income, I can’t imagine. I guess it can’t hurt to dream…It’s sad really that some are paying for an audience, literally singing and pouring out their odd dreams, since no one else will listen to them. You feel bad in one way for them, and are concealing your laughter in another. You don’t want to hurt their feelings, yet what they are going on about is so insane you can’t grasp they are actually serious about what they are blathering on about.

Many times we operators are not just there to help men masturbate, but some of these men look to us as therapists. People to tell their troubles to, a sympathetic ear even if they have to pay for it. That’s how it is with some. Many are just lonely individuals sharing their unrealized dreams that will never come to pass. I guess we really are providing a service to many of them. More important than we may realize to some of them.

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Cum Here

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Threesomes are always popular fodder for fantasies, in most cases guys like to talk about MFF ones, with them, their girlfriend and another woman usually. Some are also very much into cum. Their own, others, there seems to be no end to all the cum some of these guys want. One called the other day that had licked his own cum,a and now he was curious to try the cum of another man to see if the taste differed from his own. I have heard this many times.

Some that want to have the male, female, female threesome like the idea of the one woman licking the cum out of the other, especially if they have filled up both of the women with their cum. One the other night wanted to have fucked his girlfriend up the ass and then have me take that cum out of her ass and suck it out, he was a dirt bastard to be sure, but he was plenty turned on about the whole scenario of me sucking the cum out of her ass that he’d put there.

So many others are for some reason nearly afraid of their own cum, they have the desire to taste it, suck it, swallow it, drink it, yet as soon as they actually cum, all desire recedes and they can’t make themselves do it. I say just brush your teeth after, it’s not the worst thing in the world, it’s not battery acid for heaven’s sakes! Yet it’s totally fine for women to gulp it down, yet they don’t want to. Silly men with their little hang ups.

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Please Stop The Tickling!

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How can tickling be a taboo thing? Any time someone is begging you to stop something and they aren’t, that’s a bit taboo. Tickling can be a fun thing-to a degree. When it gets to the point of crying, then it’s not fun for the one that’s getting tickled. It has been used as actual torture. In ancient times as a punishment, they would wet and salt the feet of criminals and tie them down and have goats lick them, odd but true.

Feet seem to be a very common body part for ones into tickle torture to concentrate on. Foot fetishists have many sorts of things they like to do with feet. Foot jobs, foot worship, shoe and boot worship, smelling the feet, and the tickling. Some are interested in all aspects of foot worship, many only into their particular area of kink involved. I knew caller had foot stockades and he loved to tell me what he’d do to me if he got me in them and all the things he’d do to my feet once I was in them for hours at a shot.

Tying someone up spread eagle though and going after their underarms or rib and stomach area using fingers or feathers would get them going too, writhing around, begging to be untied and for you to stop the tickling. They could be tortured until they cried or even wet themselves they’d be driven into such a frenzy. It’s that taking away of control some get off on that makes tickle fetish so appealing to them.

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Stolen Panties For Your Cock

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If you had any idea the number of stolen panties out there, you’d be shocked. Mother in laws, mom’s of girlfriends, sisters, their own mothers. I hear it all. There’s a hell of a lot of stolen panties being used for illicit masturbation purposes, you can count on it. One mentioned how while visiting his mother in law, who’s in her 60’s, he stole them from her laundry hamper and smelled the crotch which apparently also had urine on it. Charming.

You’d be shocked if you knew how many also did like the pissy crotches, not just pussy juice soaked panties, but ones with little leakage accidents on them. Is urine really so appealing? Really? Apparently so. Even some that have mentioned going down on a woman like when the flavor of a bit of pee remains on her pussy lips. I guess these would also maybe be golden showers fans in some cases. Dirty panties, dirty pussies. One used to say he loved a dirty, fishy pussy. My, doesn’t that sound appealing!?

Some like the dirty worn panties enough to ask if I would sell them and mail them off to them to really jerk off with. Burying their face in a strangers panties and enjoying their aroma, yum yum! I’m sure their wife would be pleased if they found out they were jerking off into her mom’s panties-not! Sweaty, stinky panties, ripe from an unwashed pussy, being caressed up and down their turgid cocks and thinking of the pussy that was not so long ago pressed against it.

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Toys For Grown Ups

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Most of us adore masturbation, after all you’re on a site promoting phone sex, aren’t you, and phone sex is a wonderful masturbation accessory. It’s a masturbation enhancement. Many of us sadly don’t have real life partners to fuck or play with. Some that do have partners, they may not have an interest in sex anymore. One tool many use to enhance their masturbation and sex life with partners as well is sex toys.

Toys for men are increasing in popularity, so it’s not all for women the way it once was. The variety of toys is incredible, literally thousands of them that can be used in the tub or shower, or out, hands free or not, limitless choices you couldn’t possibly all try. Some ladies are even unable to orgasm without toys, fingers, tongues, cocks, some just cannot get pushed over that edge to orgasm without the buzz of a vibrator on their clit. It’s the only thing that will get the job done for them. Some like and need variety in their masturbation routine, others are happy with the same thing every time, we are all different.

For ones that seek that variety, they should perhaps look to expand their toy collections. All orgasms are not created equal, some are more intense than others, and for some that bumping up in intensity is what sex toys can do for them to give them that better cum, push them over that edge to orgasmic bliss. If you think your orgasms could benefit from some variety, find an online sex store and have a look at the dazzling variety of the goods they sell and see what might tickle your fancy, as well as your naughty bits…

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