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Some callers sadly are very, very sad cases. Delusional even. One that has called me a few times is 49 and seriously thinks he’s going to embark on a singing career as he thinks he sounds like Elvis. Needless to say, he sounds nothing like Elvis even on a bad, drugged day. It didn’t even sound like he was singing in English, yet he was, it was just so badly sung, it was unrecognizable as to what it was.

He’s got plans to move to Nashville and take the country music world by storm. How he will afford this on his disability income, I can’t imagine. I guess it can’t hurt to dream…It’s sad really that some are paying for an audience, literally singing and pouring out their odd dreams, since no one else will listen to them. You feel bad in one way for them, and are concealing your laughter in another. You don’t want to hurt their feelings, yet what they are going on about is so insane you can’t grasp they are actually serious about what they are blathering on about.

Many times we operators are not just there to help men masturbate, but some of these men look to us as therapists. People to tell their troubles to, a sympathetic ear even if they have to pay for it. That’s how it is with some. Many are just lonely individuals sharing their unrealized dreams that will never come to pass. I guess we really are providing a service to many of them. More important than we may realize to some of them.

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