Here a Buzz, There a Buzz, Everywhere a Buzz Buzz

Ladies aren’t the only ones who get pleasure from vibrators. Many cock rings have vibe attachments for both female and male pleasure. Men seem to love the idea of watching their ladies use toys on themselves. Countless callers love to hear about it, and when I’m honest and say I don’t like sex toys and that they provide what is like a ruined orgasm. An incomplete, not fully satisfying one like can be achieved by hand. Some women love toys and cannot cum without them. Hey, if it works for them, great.

I’m not sure why guys think it’s sexy watching a woman shove plastic or silicone phallus shaped forms in her pussy when fingers would be much sexier to my way of thinking, but whatever turns you on. There’s thousands of different toys out there in all kinds of price ranges and all kinds of shapes that do different things, so if you enjoy toys, you will surely find just the right one for you. Whether it’s G spot orgasms, clitoral ones, anal ones, or prostate massagers for men, you will find your bliss, should you look.

It’s not like an orgasm produced by fingers, or tongue or cock or pussy. The vibe induced orgasm is a different type entirely, but one many would not want to be without. There’s plenty of porn for guys that want to watch ladies use a variety of toys on themselves. Are you a man that’s turned on by that? Lots of men call we phone girls while they are watching porn, and it heightens the whole call experience for them. Maybe you could even tell us the clip you’re watching or email it to us and we could watch the same clip at the same time as you do. How’s that for phone sex and masturbation, a bit more exciting than just going it alone.

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The Bus Trip

Air travel has gotten so unbearable, the bus is looking better and better to me. I went on a weekend bus sightseeing trip and the man seated next to me and I got along wonderfully. It was a trip to a winery, with one overnight. The night we were at the bed and breakfast, things got a little hot and heavy. There was a knock at my door and he was standing there with a bottle of wine and a rose. Of course I let him in. We were soon making out in front of the fireplace on the love seat and I normally do not do the one night stand thing, but I couldn’t resist he was so handsome and charming.

He was a wonderful lover, very good at licking pussy, and I returned the favor and sucked his hard cock. I could barely fit all of it in my mouth and wondered how I would be able to fit it in my pussy soon afterward, but somehow I managed. He laid me back and slowly slipped that hard and girthy cock into me, ever so gently until he’d gotten me stretched open and used to the size of it. The slowly fucked me and with every stroke of his hard cock I could feel myself getting closer and closer to orgasm as it rubbed against my clit with each and every stroke.

He suckled at my nipples and breathed so heavily on my neck. I wrapped my arms around him and my legs, pulling him deeper inside with every thrust. I bucked up towards him and felt that sweet orgasm wash over me and he came into me in jet after jet or his hot cum. We had to be fairly quiet since the inn was full and there were fairly thin walls and we didn’t want to alert anyone to our coupling, but it was pretty hot. We held hands and cuddled on the bus ride home. I have no idea if we will see one another again, but even if it was just a one time thing, it was a lovely and romantic memory.

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You Wanna Piece of This?

I’ve always been blessed with a nice, fat ass. Guys have always appreciated it a lot more than other women have. Many gals have called it fat, I love my ass though, and I know how to use it! I like to tease guys with it, I love it licked, spanked and fucked. Many girls are not down with all of that, but I sure am, and I don’t mind it being the focal attention of a lot of my sex life. I used to wear short shorts back in the day and my ass cheeks would be popping out the bottoms of the shorts, drawing lots of attention.

How do you feel about smacking a nice, fat, jiggly ass as you fuck that pussy from behind? I bet you love it, or you wouldn’t have read this far! I love to slip a vibe up my ass as I masturbate and feel it go all tingly inside of myself. Many times when I’m getting fucked I will have a vibe up my ass and guys love it, since the vibrations carry through to their dicks as well. It’s only a thin membrane that goes between the pussy and ass, so if something is buzzing up that ass, you can better believe it will be felt if someone is fucking that pussy, and in the best possible way!

I love in the summer how much attention I attract at the beach with my teeny bikini and how my ass is spilling all over the place. The flat ass jealous girls, and the drooling guys, that are just wishing they could get a chance to fuck it or lick it. I’d wiggle right on their face and let them stick that tongue far up inside of me as I play with my clit and they rim my sweet ass. Nothing like a good ass licking.

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BBC For Your Woman

One thing many black guys love is being with white women. Some black guys call for racial humiliation to say they don’t deserve to be with white women, others will be all superior and proclaim that they only will ever be with white women. There seems to be no shortage of white women that will sleep with black guys. For many different reasons, but statistically, black men do have larger than average sized cocks, and many women will absolutely be curious to try a very large one and see how it compares to the average one that most white guys have.

A black caller the other night was saying how conservative most black women are in bed and what sluts most white girls are, so of course a slut is more fun than a prude, so they like the white girls for that reason as well. They love to impress a white woman with their large dicks when they’ve never been with a black guy before, it’s a thing of wonder compared to their five inch boyfriend when they see a ten inch schlong get pulled out that is the size of a forearm.

Many white guys also love the cuckold scene where they are watching their white women getting fucked by a BBC, they know they cannot compete and like to see their woman being satisfied for once by a huge cock. Does interracial sex excite you? Do you watch this sort of porn when you jerk off, imagining your own woman taking a huge black cock in her ass, down her throat or into her tight pussy that’s about to be stretched out to the point of no return? Then call one of our ladies up and tell us all about it while you stroke your little white dick, we’re sure it will make you cum hard.

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Hospital Hand Job

I volunteer in a hospital one Saturday a month. Just passing around books and visiting with patients that don’t have any visitors for a little bit, nothing medical involved, just a bit of human kindness. This past week though, I was wheeling around the cart of books into a room with a man and I heard these noises behind his curtain he had around his bed. It only took me a moment to hear they were feint sex type noises. I peeked behind and curtain and saw he was trying to masturbate, but not having much success due to his injury he was in bed healing from. He was a nice looking, younger guy.

I had a devilish thought go through my mind, I knew I should turn around and go out, but he saw me peeking and asked desperately for my help. I knew help with what, that’s for sure. I looked towards the door, worrying someone might come in and make trouble for me if I did as he was begging me to do. Lunch had been served an hour ago and the trays cleared, so no one was apt to come in again for a while. He said he was so horny, but couldn’t reach properly due to his broken shoulder. Would I please help him?

I pulled up the chair next to the bed and said I was just here to visit and hand out books, I couldn’t really be going around and jerking off male patients. He again asked me, I knew he was desperate, his erect cock was standing at attention under the sheet pitching a tent. I said I would, so I reached under the sheet and gripped his cock and began to pump it up and down in my hand, gripping it firmly and really working it. He was so grateful for my help. He told me how fast, how slow, how hard, how soft. It didn’t take him long before he groaned in delight and came on my hand. I quickly cleaned him up, went to wash my hands and smiled and left. This was my good deed for the month.

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