The Horny Bridesmaids

Recently I was a bridesmaid at a wedding out of town and several of the guests were staying at a nearby hotel. Another friend was also a bridesmaid and to save expenses we decided to share a double room together. One night we came back from one of the before parties and we had both had a lot to drink. Conversation took a naughty turn when we started asking one another about past boyfriends and what we’d done with them, any really outlandish experiences. She admitted to me she’d had a fling with another woman, which I had no idea about.

Then she asked me if I’d ever played around with another girl and I said no, and she offered to be my first. She kissed me and then began to fondle my breast and things quickly progressed from there. I rubbed her pussy and she came and she said she wanted to go down on me and would I be willing to let her? I thought about it for a minute and agreed. I was really nervous, but it soon turned into a very hot experience. She was very good at licking pussy and she had me extremely wet as her tongue worked its way around my clit and my pussy lips.

I’d had boyfriends that were good at pussy licking before, but she was something else. I loved how she knew just where to touch. I guess having the same equipment gives you the advantage of knowing just what to do. I was delighted at the way she made me feel. I came so hard, it took me a few moments to catch my breath, and after I calmed down, she went right back to it and gave me another orgasm. I was panting with exhaustion by the time she was done with me. It was a wonderful weeding weekend to say the very least, and no one knew a thing.

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Horny Men Can’t Get Enough

Of the husbands that do call and are actually allowed to fuck their wives, some will call and need a “second round” with we phone sex girls because what they got from wifey was simply not enough. One of these men called last night and said he’d just fucked his wife, and he got to a few times a week, but he always needed to cum at least twice. So once she left for work, he called and said he really needed to cum again. Many people are simply not satisfied with one orgasm, they need two or more to get that congested feeling of pressure to be alleviated. Not everyone understands this.

So I helped him drain his nuts of a second load and he felt oh so much better for it. Orgasms are a wonderful thing, and a healthy thing. Twenty one orgasms minimum a month for optimal prostate health, so by all means, stroke, fuck, get sucked, do whatever you need to do to keep those pipes clean. Orgasms feel good, it’s odd to me more women aren’t desirous to help their husbands feel happy and satisfied. I have zero sympathy for these ice queens when their husbands go looking for affection elsewhere.

How often does your wife allow you an audience? Not often is the popular answer, some haven’t been granted one in decades, and yet they stay, pathetic. Do you rub one out on the sly? Since you know she wouldn’t approve of you masturbating. She wants you to be basically neutered and not wanting sex, masturbating, orgasms, all of it. That’s behind her, and she wants it behind you, too. I hear this every single day. If you’re reduced to a neutered dog, but guiltily indulge in phone sex and masturbation, some of our ladies will do their best to drain you pitiful, pussy whipped balls.

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The Neighbor Watched Me

When I was in my teens, I used to exercise outside. We had a good sized yard and a fence, there was privacy, I was not concerned in the slightest. The neighbor seemed to spend a lot of time outside, but I didn’t pay him much mind, he was quite into gardening. One of the things I used to like to do was skip with my hula hoop and of course skipping made my tits shake and jiggle. I realized one day the neighbor seemed to be outside most of the time when I’d exercise, and I had a feeling he was spying on me.

There was a knot hole in the fence that had popped out years ago, and I came to the conclusion he was staring at me through that hole and likely jerking off. I even saw a bit of a reflection in his window one day of his arm moving, so I think he might have been rubbing one out as he watched my tight, teen body jiggle and exercise. So many pervs around. I couldn’t prove it of course, but I went inside from then on rather than give him some kind of a free show. I didn’t want him jerking off to me.

I have had calls from many callers over the years that admitted to spying on their neighbors doing things, so I know it goes on a lot. Many are looking at neighbors swimming, or suntanning, all kinds of things from peeping in open windows to filming them on their cell phone cameras to jerk off to later. There’s a lot of peeping Tom’s out there. So if you’ve done anything pervy like this and want to confess to someone about it, we phone sex girls have heard it all, you can’t shock us. Why not tell us what naughtiness you’ve been up to, as you get your rocks off, of course.

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Sexual Obsession

One regular caller is quite obsessed with his ex girlfriend, who he hasn’t seen in years, and also her mother. There’s also a neighbor and a totally made up woman as well in his fantasies. He loves to hear all of their names repeated a lot during the call. He claims his penis is small and that’s why the girlfriend left him, and he likes to think she told her mother and neighbor about his tiny dick and they all have a good laugh about it behind his back. The need for humiliation in men with a small penis seems to run very deep.

At this point, it’s hard to imagine any man with a small penis NOT craving humiliation, since all the ones that call do. Surely there’s men out there that would be hurt, insulted, upset if you made fun of their shortcomings to another person and they heard back about it, or if you even laughed at them. The small penis guys will often talk about an incident that happened decades ago that had a big impression on them. Some woman laughed and they have relived that moment thousands of times in their minds. Now they actively seek out new women to laugh that haven’t yet heard of their undersized member.

I tell this man many statements, such as, “She wouldn’t want you, your dick is too small.” “Her mother wouldn’t want you either, even though she’s old, sh could still do better than a tiny dicked loser like you.” “They told the neighbor about your tiny penis and they all have a good laugh about how small it really is.” His craving for these affirmation statements is incredible. Hour after hour of relating how this crowd of women belittles him. Women he hasn’t seen in years, that he was likely not important enough for them to even remember, yet whom he thinks of every single time he masturbates to this day.

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Tiny Dick Loser

Small penis humiliation is quite common for phone sex girls to talk about, it’s one of the top calls. There’s simply a lot of men out there with undersized cocks that are desiring to be made fun of. One called the other night and he didn’t immediately say he had a small cock. He said he was using a sex toy, which is fairly common. Fleshlight’s, pocket pussy’s, they are both used by callers all the time. He said however he wasn’t using one of those, he was using a toy meant for a woman. One of those clit sucking vibes.

I laughed and asked how that was possible. He then said his cock was the size of a clit and then he sent a picture of it. I could then imagine one that tiny easily fitting into the hole at the top of one of the clit sucking vibes. I’d never heard of a man using such a toy before. Perhaps these toy companies could increase their revenue if they also marketed themselves to men with a micro penis, but then I doubt they’d do that, it would just be too embarrassing. Just because some might have a micro penis does not mean their libido is micro, many of them masturbate a few times a day.

Is your little wee wee an object of shame and ridicule? Does it make your little clitty all hard to be made fun of by a pretty lady on the phone that’s laughing at you? Small penis humiliation phone sex is something you likely enjoy, and if you haven’t tried it, you really should. A real life girlfriend will likely hold back if you ask them to make fun of you, but believe me, the phone sex girls will not hold back at all, and they will laugh their asses off at your pitiful, useless appendage.

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