Please Keep it In Your Head

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It goes without saying sometimes not just horny and lonely guys call phone sex lines, sometimes there are genuinely disturbed individuals that call that should be seeking true professional help, yet for whatever reason they have decided to call a phone sex girl and unburden themselves to us.

Perhaps they feel we are a less threatening option than an actual medical professional, or they may indeed be getting a sexual charge out of discussing these things with us and masturbating where if they did indeed seek professional help they wouldn’t be jerking off on the couch of the psychiatrist as they told the doctor their sick fantasies. Some girls will indeed talk about anything to these men for money, personally, I’m not of that variety, I not only need to be able to look myself in the mirror but be able to sleep and not have horrific images going in and out of my mind that some depraved person put in there. I don’t know how psychiatrists do it really, maybe this is one of the reasons they have such a high suicide level, they hear all the garbage that is in the minds of people out there.

A man the other night called up and explained he was a pedofile and that it couldn’t be helped or changed, like a gay person, he felt he was born this way, with these attractions. I said perhaps, but it was in his power to choose to act on them. I don’t think he liked my answer. They just don’t want to take responsibility in many cases. It worries me ones have these thoughts to begin with, even if not acted upon. One can only hope it stays within their fantasies and doesn’t make it to reality.

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Tainted Love

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What makes a love a tainted love? Well if you fall for someone you shouldn’t, that might mean it’s a relative, or to some people in different cultures someone of a different class, or an underage person. Your heart wants what it wants, and there’s not a lot you can do about that other than deny the feelings and go without and suffer and pine, which as most of us know is no fun.

If it’s feelings for an underage person, hopefully you can wait, they won’t be underage forever, but it can be difficult to suppress feelings, but just think of the consequences otherwise, no use being in jail and ruining your life. For some countries like India that have a caste system, it is just not acceptable to be with one outsideof your class, it seems wrong, but they have odd societal methods over there to say the very least.

As for family members, I guess as long as everyone is over the age of consent and you both keep quiet about it and make sure no children result, you might as well have it I guess, though a life of such secrecy might be difficult to maintain long term. There have been “tainted loves” ever since the beginning of time and I doubt that will ever change, it’s just the nature of people to get embroiled in dramas of their own making and torture themselves for it. Some will literally kill you with their “honor killings” if you get involved with someone not deemed appropriate.

 

 

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Let’s All Rub One Out

I don’t know about bees, but birds do indeed do it. Do what you ask? Why, masturbate of course! You didn’t think it was just we humans and other primates that had the corner marketed on self pleasuring, did you? Nope, not by a long shot. We humans do indeed tend to be more goal oriented towards orgasm when masturbating than animals do. People likely don’t want to think of Fido or Fluffy trying to get themselves off, but ya know what? Sometimes they try.

Everything from turtles to elephants to birds have been observed rubbing their naughty bits on everything from rocks to sticks to their own hands because it feels good. People have a lot to learn from animals. Animals have the sense to not feel shame, not bother with religion and just do what comes naturally. People would be better off in many cases if they attempted to act as sensibly rather than just deny, deny, deny. I’m not saying to go stroke one out at the mall if you feel the urge in an inappropriate place, but it’s natural, get over it.

I can’t imagine beginning to masturbate if I wasn’t planning on having an orgasm, that’s the whole point to me, yet animals will just play and enjoy without needing that orgasm to cap things off. Seems an exercise in frustration otherwise to me, but hey, they do what they do and for the most part they have more sense than a lot of people.

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Nanny State

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There has been much hoopla the last few weeks in the adult entertainment world over Britain’s proposed internet filtering of adult websites by default being passed into law. They are not outlawing adult sites, nor the citizens access to them, but they wish for internet service providers to block all such sites by default and have people call in if they want such blocks removed so they have access to adult sites.

All this of course is “in the interest of the children”. They feel their childhood is being corroded by the little buggars finding porn on the internet and giving themselves a premature education in all matter sexual so to speak. Whatever happened to parents taking responsibility for little Johnny’s access to the internet? I guess that’s too much trouble, to buy a software program for your household computers and blocking it yourself. No, they have to have the government make everyone else be inconvenienced by doing the parenting for them.

This whole thing is absurd to say the very least. You can well imagine the problems that will ensue. Many wives will be happy about this since then their porn addicted husbands will then be cut off too, and is hubby going to incur the wrath of wifey and call up the ISP and say, yes, unblock the porn? Some of these wives have got their husbands by the balls now as it is, I can only imagine what will happen if this bill passes, the men will be back to porno mags hidden under the seats of their cars. Good news for print magazines which are dying off left and right I suppose, it will be back to the days of hidden dirty magazine stashes. Countries that block websites from citizens, I cannot even imagine living in such a country where a government was making a decision  on my behalf of what they felt was best for me to be watching or listening to. This will be good for VPN services providers and print magazines, but boy, the days of 1984 and Big Brother seem to be here.

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Sexy Smurfs

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In all the years I’ve been doing calls, I’ve only ever heard of two people mentioning a cartoon character. One wasn’t even a client, they were just someone I chat with that mentioned they had “a thing” for Jessica Rabbit. Well a caller the other night said they had an odd fantasy and had I ever heard of the Smurfs….

Oh yes, I’m familiar with the Smurfs, I recall watching them when I was ten. Well he had fantasies about Smurfette. Just when you think you’ve heard it all, you hear something like this. Cartoon characters, I don’t grasp how they are sexually appealing in anyway, yet obviously some are. Those Japanese cartoons, that anime can be quite sexually graphic, but that’s not a mainstream well known cartoon character like Smurfette or Jessica Rabbit or one of the other ones. In this man’s fantasy, he was not human as he really is, he was another Smurf. I have no idea how this fantasy came to be, but in any case this was what he was jerking off to, a blue cartoon character.

I guess it’s harmless enough. I can just imagine him telling his girlfriend to dress up as a Smurf to come to bed. Who knows, maybe he liked the blue “Avatar” people as well, they didn’t come up in the conversation, but he was truly getting aroused talking about this. It really does take all kinds as they say. If stroking your cock to cartoons gets you off it’s a bit odd yes, but there’s worse things you could be getting off to.

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