I Could Just Eat You Up!

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To most people the thought of cannibalism is unthinkable, yet a fetish for some is called vore. One client I have been talking to has a fantasy about his mother consuming him, putting him on a spit roast, cooking him and then eating him, bite by bite, it’s quite odd. The entire fantasy he has is very odd, but this element is quite odd, and I don’t think I’ve ever talked to anyone that wants to be cooked and eaten before, let alone by mommy.

Some into vore don’t like to think about the chewing and biting, they just like to think about being swallowed whole, like ones that are into the giantess fetish, where they’d be candy sized, just popped into the mouth and swallowed whole kind of thing, but the whole prepared, cooked and chewed up takes it to a whole other level. People can say, “Oh, I could eat you up!”, in a playful, innocent way, but some literally do like to think about that.

Obviously unlike most fetishes, this is one that likely will never be lived out. Most will never be eating another human for real, but the appeal of thinking about is there for some into vore. As in carnivore. Would be pretty scary if people were actually living this one out and grabbing people and putting them on spit roasts! Perhaps people look at someone consuming them and taking them into themselves as a form of acceptance, stranger things have been thought of.

 

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Oreo Man

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One of my racial humiliation callers calls himself “Oreo Man”, since he feels white on the inside but is black on the outside. The first time he called and mentioned racial humiliation I didn’t understand, since he sounded white, and I assumed he was Jewish or something, since once in a while you will get them as well for those types of calls where they wish to be degraded.

Most black guys have a voice that lets you know they are indeed black, but once in a while you get one that does not sound black. Either they say they were raised mostly around whites since they are only half black, or they were very well educated, or a few other reasons. Usually you can tell from the voice, so then he went on about this Oreo Man bit and I got it, the world sees him as black, but he feels white. Well as we all know he is not white and most people will not be treating him as such.

Must be difficult to feel you are one way yet people will treat you as another, same idea as transgendered people I’d imagine, they feel one way inside, but that is in fact the opposite of what they are and what others will be treating them as. Such an inner turmoil, and with seemingly no solution. He likes to be downgraded by a perfect Aryan Mistress that he’s not worthy to touch. Many seem to have this inner conflict about their race, all I can do is what they ask of me-make fun of them and downgrade them.

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Pussy Farts

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While not quite as bad as the accidental fart in bed, “queefing”, rather a strange name to be sure, is a fart of a different sort. A pussy fart, a vaginal fart, and as the Brits call it, a “fanny fart”, since they call pussy ‘fanny’, not ass like the rest of us. Sexual activity, or in some cases yoga due to the strange positions one can get into, is air in the vagina that makes a farting noise while escaping. I’d imagine vigorous sex where it’s more forceful than usual would increase the chance of this happening.

Having not personally experienced this myself, I can’t really give a personal take on it or the embarrassment factor involved, but I’d not think it as bad as the other type of farting, since they are helping it along but fucking you too forcefully! The amount of air would be less due to the size of the vaginal cavity alone, nor would it smell, like the other kind. It’s been mentioned since the days of ancient Greece, so it’s by no means a new phenomena. People really need to get over these things, it’s just the way it is, but I can imagine it would be a bit embarrassing, as things always are when our bodies seemingly betray us at inopportune moments.

Like most things in life we have little choice but to accept it. There’s not really anything we can do to prevent this, it’s not like cutting down on gas producing foods like beans and cabbage will affect pussy farts, they will not, as it is not dietary related, it’s odd position and force related. Turn up the background music I guess and hope they don’t notice? Can’t hurt!

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Double Penetration

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Does the idea of double penetration sex grab you as sexy? Having a woman fucked in her ass and pussy at the same time? Most refer to double penetration as ass and pussy at the same time, but as long as there are two cocks involved in two of her holes, it is indeed double penetration, whether it’s pussy and mouth, or both cocks in vagina or ass at the same time.

Doesn’t sound very comfortable to have your ass or pussy with two in you at the same time, but as porn can clearly show you, it can be done. Given enough lube and determination, a lot is possible with willing partners for sure. A woman may like the idea of giving at the same time to two men, women are by nature givers and this can be the ultimate in showing everyone a good time all at once. You don’t need a full on gang bang to give, but a threesome with two men is a good start to the giving!

I can’t personally imagine having a cock in my pussy and ass at the same time, but the idea of oral and vaginal at the same time seems doable and possibly fun, if the guys involved were sexy, playful and everyone was willing. To me the double penetration seems a bit slutty, but hey, if everyone involved is willing, who am I to judge. Seems a tight fit, but I guess there’s some loose ‘hoes out there ready to play!

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Sluts With Nuts

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Some men have the desire for a little bit more than a woman can give them. What can a woman not give a man she loves? Well, no matter how much she may love and desire her lover, the one thing she will never, ever possess is a cock. Yes, the “girls with a surprise” are a very popular and growing market in escorts. Why would a man go to a shemale or tranny escort? Many have same sex curiosities, yet have mental blocks, or are in denial that they do in fact have such desires. In their minds being with a shemale isn’t really a man.

They are a man, but in a much more feminine package that in their mind they can tell themselves is not really a man. The shemales do have cocks though, no matter that they have breast implants, makeup, high heels and skirts, they are still men, but their clients like to think of them as girls with that something extra. It’s an interesting phenomena, and as already pointed out a growing one. Tranny and shemale porn is much more popular now than just a few years ago, so ones are being more flexible with their sexuality than they were to be accepting of such things.

Many can look fairly feminine, yet they have that all important package that these clients are craving. They want to suck, they want to be fucked by a cock, but not from a hairy, masculine looking guy. They want a chick with a dick, they want sluts with nuts! They love the tits, but they want to be splattered with cum as well, a shemale can do all of that. Ones into long legs can often be happy with these sorts, as men are naturally taller than women and the leggy look is much easier to find in the shemales than female escorts. They may not have a pussy in the traditional sense, but their man pussy can certainly be an even tighter option. So if you’re looking to expand your horizons in regard to your sexuality, do browse the shemales at escorts sites and see what you can find to suit your needs today…..and tonight!

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