Serving The Taxman

This is the time of year most of us hate, the tax season. I had a horrifying experience recently, I was audited, and I had to pay a good deal of money. Money I did not have. I had no idea what the man doing the audit would look like or be like, this was all new to me. I was his last appointment of the day, good, he’d be tired and perhaps a bit worn down from the events of the day. I wanted to make this work to my advantage. I decided to get all gussied up in the hopes I could offer up something more than cash to make this problem go away.

He arrived and was not a bad looking man. Good. I offered him a drink, he said no thank you. I leaned over in a low cut blouse with no bra on I was spilling out of and I know he noticed. He seemed a bit flustered. I bent over to get a box of receipts and of course was wearing no panties on under my too short skirt. He was blushing when I placed the box on the table in front of him. I decided to just be honest and see how it went. I explained I did not have the money but would do whatever he wanted sexually. His jaw dropped open and he said he could get fired and in a lot of trouble if he did something like that. I said who would know, they will believe your paperwork and not question it. I knew he was horny from the size bulge in his pants.

I reached over and he was like rock. I unzipped him and fell to my knees, sucking on that cock like I’ve never sucked before. I wanted to please him so badly to avoid the taxes I owed, I’d have done anything that night. He groaned with pleasure as I sucked him off. He whispered if I was serious, I’d give him my ass. I normally do not do that, but wanted the freedom of the tax bill gone, so if he wanted my ass, my ass he shall have. He bent me over the desk and slid his cock into my tight ass and grabbed my tits and pinched them hard. I bit my lip to keep from crying out. He was not gentle with me, but I did not complain a bit. He soon came into me and I asked if he wanted anything more, that I’d be happy to serve him. He smirked at me and said no, it was fine. He doctored the tax papers and said he’d marked it down as an error. I was grateful to him for doing this. He said he might be calling me next week fro another “date.” I said that was fine, I’d be happy to serve him.

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Warm, Full, Comforting Breasts

Breast milk is always a popular topic, especially with guys into girlfriend experience calls or ones into impregnation, they just seem to all go together beautifully. Intimate and loving and comforting. So lovey dovey and nurturing. Some into the MILF and mommy calls are also very much into being nursed by the comforting, soothing, older female they would be making love to in their fantasies. Do warm, full titties overflowing with milk just get your cock harder than anything? Last night a caller was really into titty fucking with a lactating woman, so the milk would be squirting all over his cock as he squeezed the tits and fucked them.

I was his “milky momma” as he put it, warm, wet milk dripping all over me as I lay there on my back, cupping my voluminous tits around his hard shaft and getting his cock and balls soaked with it and then me licking it all off of him. He also liked when I said my tits were big enough they can reach my own mouth and suck on them myself so he could watch me nurse on my own tits. He loved that, he was just moaning in pleasure at the idea of watching it.

We should never underestimate how much something might turn another person on. It can get them going into an absolute frenzy when they get worked up about it. Breast milk is certainly harmless enough, but for some, there’s no appeal to it at all, to others there’s nothing sexier than a milky tit fuck. Even them fucking you in the pussy as they nurse on your breasts is more than enough to get most going. Not everyone is into a titty fuck, but they certainly enjoy nursing on those tits that are filled up and overflowing.

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Here a Buzz, There a Buzz, Everywhere a Buzz Buzz

Ladies aren’t the only ones who get pleasure from vibrators. Many cock rings have vibe attachments for both female and male pleasure. Men seem to love the idea of watching their ladies use toys on themselves. Countless callers love to hear about it, and when I’m honest and say I don’t like sex toys and that they provide what is like a ruined orgasm. An incomplete, not fully satisfying one like can be achieved by hand. Some women love toys and cannot cum without them. Hey, if it works for them, great.

I’m not sure why guys think it’s sexy watching a woman shove plastic or silicone phallus shaped forms in her pussy when fingers would be much sexier to my way of thinking, but whatever turns you on. There’s thousands of different toys out there in all kinds of price ranges and all kinds of shapes that do different things, so if you enjoy toys, you will surely find just the right one for you. Whether it’s G spot orgasms, clitoral ones, anal ones, or prostate massagers for men, you will find your bliss, should you look.

It’s not like an orgasm produced by fingers, or tongue or cock or pussy. The vibe induced orgasm is a different type entirely, but one many would not want to be without. There’s plenty of porn for guys that want to watch ladies use a variety of toys on themselves. Are you a man that’s turned on by that? Lots of men call we phone girls while they are watching porn, and it heightens the whole call experience for them. Maybe you could even tell us the clip you’re watching or email it to us and we could watch the same clip at the same time as you do. How’s that for phone sex and masturbation, a bit more exciting than just going it alone.

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The Bus Trip

Air travel has gotten so unbearable, the bus is looking better and better to me. I went on a weekend bus sightseeing trip and the man seated next to me and I got along wonderfully. It was a trip to a winery, with one overnight. The night we were at the bed and breakfast, things got a little hot and heavy. There was a knock at my door and he was standing there with a bottle of wine and a rose. Of course I let him in. We were soon making out in front of the fireplace on the love seat and I normally do not do the one night stand thing, but I couldn’t resist he was so handsome and charming.

He was a wonderful lover, very good at licking pussy, and I returned the favor and sucked his hard cock. I could barely fit all of it in my mouth and wondered how I would be able to fit it in my pussy soon afterward, but somehow I managed. He laid me back and slowly slipped that hard and girthy cock into me, ever so gently until he’d gotten me stretched open and used to the size of it. The slowly fucked me and with every stroke of his hard cock I could feel myself getting closer and closer to orgasm as it rubbed against my clit with each and every stroke.

He suckled at my nipples and breathed so heavily on my neck. I wrapped my arms around him and my legs, pulling him deeper inside with every thrust. I bucked up towards him and felt that sweet orgasm wash over me and he came into me in jet after jet or his hot cum. We had to be fairly quiet since the inn was full and there were fairly thin walls and we didn’t want to alert anyone to our coupling, but it was pretty hot. We held hands and cuddled on the bus ride home. I have no idea if we will see one another again, but even if it was just a one time thing, it was a lovely and romantic memory.

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You Wanna Piece of This?

I’ve always been blessed with a nice, fat ass. Guys have always appreciated it a lot more than other women have. Many gals have called it fat, I love my ass though, and I know how to use it! I like to tease guys with it, I love it licked, spanked and fucked. Many girls are not down with all of that, but I sure am, and I don’t mind it being the focal attention of a lot of my sex life. I used to wear short shorts back in the day and my ass cheeks would be popping out the bottoms of the shorts, drawing lots of attention.

How do you feel about smacking a nice, fat, jiggly ass as you fuck that pussy from behind? I bet you love it, or you wouldn’t have read this far! I love to slip a vibe up my ass as I masturbate and feel it go all tingly inside of myself. Many times when I’m getting fucked I will have a vibe up my ass and guys love it, since the vibrations carry through to their dicks as well. It’s only a thin membrane that goes between the pussy and ass, so if something is buzzing up that ass, you can better believe it will be felt if someone is fucking that pussy, and in the best possible way!

I love in the summer how much attention I attract at the beach with my teeny bikini and how my ass is spilling all over the place. The flat ass jealous girls, and the drooling guys, that are just wishing they could get a chance to fuck it or lick it. I’d wiggle right on their face and let them stick that tongue far up inside of me as I play with my clit and they rim my sweet ass. Nothing like a good ass licking.

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