Sex at Christmastime

It’s that busy time of year again, and many don’t have time to shop, let alone fuck or masturbate. A quickie on the sly is about as good as it gets for many in the month of December. So much partying, running around, shopping, cooking and entertaining, who has the time to entertain themselves and their libido? Office parties, family get togethers, your balls don’t understand why they are suddenly being neglected. A fast rub out in the shower just might have to do until the hullabaloo is over and January is upon us.

Some that are single might have a bit more time for such self indulgences. Some callers have already confessed they have to retreat to their cars for some alone time. Which can be a bit awkward in the cold, have to turn the heater on so their Willie’s don’t shrivel up in the cold! You can get your Christmas groove on and find some sexy time, but proper planning is a must. Plans often do go awry at this time of year as well, so be prepared for anything. If you have a willing partner, spontaneity is a plus for last minute changes to plans.

You might be at family or friend’s homes over the holidays, and that can be a bit daunting as well, since you don’t want them to think you’re fucking in their home in most cases. Have to be quiet, no moans, no creaking bedsprings. Maybe put a comforter on the floor to prevent those telltale squeaking noises. You can have lots of fun as long as you’re willing to roll with any last minute changes. Make the most out of that trip to the garage or basement and have some fun on the way to collect the hidden gifts, but don’t get cum on them when bringing them back up. That’s just gross and not very Christmasy!

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