Nanny State

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There has been much hoopla the last few weeks in the adult entertainment world over Britain’s proposed internet filtering of adult websites by default being passed into law. They are not outlawing adult sites, nor the citizens access to them, but they wish for internet service providers to block all such sites by default and have people call in if they want such blocks removed so they have access to adult sites.

All this of course is “in the interest of the children”. They feel their childhood is being corroded by the little buggars finding porn on the internet and giving themselves a premature education in all matter sexual so to speak. Whatever happened to parents taking responsibility for little Johnny’s access to the internet? I guess that’s too much trouble, to buy a software program for your household computers and blocking it yourself. No, they have to have the government make everyone else be inconvenienced by doing the parenting for them.

This whole thing is absurd to say the very least. You can well imagine the problems that will ensue. Many wives will be happy about this since then their porn addicted husbands will then be cut off too, and is hubby going to incur the wrath of wifey and call up the ISP and say, yes, unblock the porn? Some of these wives have got their husbands by the balls now as it is, I can only imagine what will happen if this bill passes, the men will be back to porno mags hidden under the seats of their cars. Good news for print magazines which are dying off left and right I suppose, it will be back to the days of hidden dirty magazine stashes. Countries that block websites from citizens, I cannot even imagine living in such a country where a government was making a decision  on my behalf of what they felt was best for me to be watching or listening to. This will be good for VPN services providers and print magazines, but boy, the days of 1984 and Big Brother seem to be here.

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Sexy Smurfs

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In all the years I’ve been doing calls, I’ve only ever heard of two people mentioning a cartoon character. One wasn’t even a client, they were just someone I chat with that mentioned they had “a thing” for Jessica Rabbit. Well a caller the other night said they had an odd fantasy and had I ever heard of the Smurfs….

Oh yes, I’m familiar with the Smurfs, I recall watching them when I was ten. Well he had fantasies about Smurfette. Just when you think you’ve heard it all, you hear something like this. Cartoon characters, I don’t grasp how they are sexually appealing in anyway, yet obviously some are. Those Japanese cartoons, that anime can be quite sexually graphic, but that’s not a mainstream well known cartoon character like Smurfette or Jessica Rabbit or one of the other ones. In this man’s fantasy, he was not human as he really is, he was another Smurf. I have no idea how this fantasy came to be, but in any case this was what he was jerking off to, a blue cartoon character.

I guess it’s harmless enough. I can just imagine him telling his girlfriend to dress up as a Smurf to come to bed. Who knows, maybe he liked the blue “Avatar” people as well, they didn’t come up in the conversation, but he was truly getting aroused talking about this. It really does take all kinds as they say. If stroking your cock to cartoons gets you off it’s a bit odd yes, but there’s worse things you could be getting off to.

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Medical Exams And You

 

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Medical fetishes are appealing to many men, not only because of the sexy nurse and doctor aspect, but many into small penis humiliation have great arousal at the idea of being measured and recorded by the medical personnel. Also some like to “play doctor” and actually give women gynecological exams with tools they have purchased. It’s a strange offshoot of a doctor fantasy, to be the one giving examinations.

Some even get into the rectal exams and enema aspect. Many men have called asking if I’d talk to them about that, and that’s not on the menu for me, so I decline them, but I’m thinking an early childhood experience with mom when they were constipated took an odd turn somewhere and they got aroused by it and then likely masturbated after their mom did this and it became the base of a fantasy they want to continually go back to and explore.

Anal and prostate stimulation is popular for many and the medical aspect is easy to integrate with rubber gloves, lube and all, so it’s not that out there that medical play comes into this. Some get into the cock and ball torture aspect as well and fantasize about full on castration or even removal of their cock as well, they go the full way in the things they like to imagine happening to them medically. And one I have spoken to likes to discuss leg and arm casts, also medical, but a different area than the others.

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Sexy Grannies

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I can understand the appeal of the cougar to a young man, I’m one myself, so I get it, but there are men out there that are attracted to women older-like a LOT older, like 70-80+ year old women. I don’t even want to get into their minds to find the root of these attractions, many into the cougar thing are or were into mommy, but ones that much older, well, looks like some were into granny too and it’s left a hell of an impression in their minds.

Obviously many boys would have been babysat by their grandmothers as kids, and they’d see the same things many times they would if they were around their mom, getting dressed through a not totally closed door, getting out of the bath or shower, all kinds of things. Then maybe getting caught jerking off, that would be a real trauma I bet, since a person of an older generation might be a lot more strict and mean than their mom would have been and the sense of associating sexual pleasure with humiliation is then born and merged. Spanking fetish especially seems to be born from getting caught and then punished.

So they could be seeking to relive that sense of humiliation with another much, much older woman long after their actual granny is pushing up daisies. It’s funny how an incident from decades ago of only a fleeting moment can have lifelong effects on someone’s sexual fantasies and fetishes of what turns them on, the mind is a mystery to be sure.

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Sexy Babysitter

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I wonder how many slutty little Lolita like babysitters out there have made a play for the dad’s of the kids they’re sitting for? Or how many rides home have turned into cocksucking adventures as the wife waits at home for their dear, faithful husbands return from giving the sweet girl a ride home…Lots of teenage girls out there are anything but innocent and have plenty of experience under their belt and love an older man to show them the ropes, and a married man can often be just the ticket. He’s unavailable for emotional involvement, so safe in a sense.

An older man of middle age has great appeal to a younger girl, younger guys their own age are often emotionally immature and have no money to spend on them and young girls are often quite materialistic and know they can likely get something from a guy that age if they give them sexual favors. They know they can have the experience and patience to show them, where a younger guy can often be over eager and perhaps too open mouthed and will tell their friends about such an encounter they’d rather keep private.

Not all babysitters are on the make for their charges dads, many have their eyes on their young charges, especially if they are in their early teens. One caller I spoke to used to talk about the babysitter he had that was in her early twenties and she’d make him jerk off in front of her many times and he was around 12 at the times these incidents took place. They provided fantasies for him for decades afterwards. She never touched him, just made him jerk off as she watched, I’m sure his parents wouldn’t think much of her behavior in any case, but he didn’t seem to mind it.

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