Lady Confessor

confessions

So many men that call are either into sucking other guys cocks or wearing ladies underwear. I can well remember when I started these two facts stood out to me so plainly since they were both so unexpected to me and so widespread. I’d say nearly half of callers want to suck other guys off and likely a third are wearing ladies underwear of one description or another.

When I mention how widespread sucking cock is to other guys, they ask why aren’t they calling a male operator then? Well, many feel the need to confess their secret desires to women. Even ones that may be gay or have strong gay tendencies, confessing to a woman, perhaps in their eyes some sort of maternal substitute, is what they need. An acceptance from some woman, even if that woman isn’t really their mom. Most know they can’t tell their wives or girlfriends about their affection for ladies lingerie, I have one client that boasts owning over 1200 pair of panties, women for the most part will not be understanding of their partner being into crossdressing or silky panties or their femininization fantasies. Even though I talk to them, I sure wouldn’t tolerate it in any boyfriend of mine either, so I get why it has to be a secret at all costs.

I don’t buy it when a guy says he just loves the feel of a ladies underwear on his cock, since there’s certainly silk underwear made for men, so if they can easily find men’s silk boxers, there’s no need for them to wear ladies, they just like that they are wearing ladies, they’re just looking to make excuses. One client hides makeup in his glove compartment, I laughed and said it would melt, he didn’t want his wife to find his lipstick! Yeah, that would go over well, I’m sure…

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Fart On My Face

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Some of us are really into smells. Most however most of us like nice smells, like freshly showered smells, wonderful aftershave smells. Some have an appreciation for the how shall I say, “natural smells” that a body can produce. I have had a few of the “Will you fart on my face” calls recently, though this might be a growing in popularity fetish. Ones wanting not only their face, but their cock farted on.

You’d certainly notice it right on your face, but might not even feel a little puff of air on your dick. These men want to go down on a woman and have them let one rip right in their face. I don’t think I could do it, I’d be too embarrassed! Even if they asked! One said his girlfriend would but was laughing the entire time. I don’t know if laughing is what I’d be doing, but it would be something to remember for sure. For everything out there, someone is attracted to it, of that I have no doubt. Ones into sweaty, stinky underarms, feet, I’ll never forget the one into the unwashed “fishy pussy”, oh boy…

It’s harmless enough I suppose, but a bit different. You certainly do laugh on calls of this subject matter, since it seems so silly. Even the panties that have been worn during the farting are apparently quite appealing to ones into this fetish. So if this is your thing, fear not, you’re in good company! Let ‘er rip!

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Forced Bi Cum Lickers

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I cannot begin to tell you how many men are into the cream pie fantasy of licking another man’s cum out of their lady’s pussy. Many times they are men with tiny cocks that need another more well endowed guy to fuck their lady, but they do enjoy being on clean up duty for these women. Licking out every drop of another man’s leavings. Small penis humiliation, cuckold, and cum eating often all go hand in hand.

Some men are truly into cum though, their own especially and do not waste a drop of it when they masturbate. The act of licking another man’s cum, especially when it’s a forced bi situation, they are mainly doing it just to please their lady, an act of submission in many cases. Doing as they are told without question, no matter how distasteful it may be, they will do it, and further please their ladies in the process, usually making them cum another time by eating her out after she’s been fucked.

Some guys when they mention cream pie, they are making it clear it’s only an act to please their partner, they are grossed out by it and don’t really want to do it. I think though, you are thinking of it in the first place, I don’t really think it’s against your will! They just don’t want to admit they are into this, they can’t admit they want to suck cock, want to lick cum, so they need the element of the forced bi to go with it.

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Infidelity

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A taboo for most cultures is infidelity. Today in most western nations, it’s not even that big of a deal, it’s so widespread. No longer even grounds for a divorce. Women through the ages have pretty much had to turn a blind eye to it, since until the last couple of generations, most women were financially dependent on their husbands and the thought of just walking away wasn’t really feasible, who would look after them? So they tolerated it and looked the other way.

In ancient cultures it was  a sin punishable by death and pretty miserable ones at that, everything from being dragged to death by horses, to starvation, to men being castrated and women being physically disfigured by having their noses cut off! If those were the punishments, you can see why you’d be less apt to do it. Having the job that I do and hearing about the miserable, loveless marriages that I do on a daily basis, I don’t blame most people for straying outside their relationships. I think monogamy isn’t natural, and to try and hold people long term to it is a recipe for disaster and just plain unrealistic in many cases long term.

In some cultures it is still punished harshly. Of course religion is often the base of such a taboo, the whole to death do you part and thou shall not covet they neighbors wife and all of that. I’m not advocating swinging and swapping, that seems just as unnatural, to share those details and experiences with a partner. It seems more natural to cheat on the sly…

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ABDL

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Sometimes callers will call up wearing diapers, I really despise this group and usually decline them. One the other day called up and said he wanted to cum in his diaper for mommy, in the mall in front of a crowd. Lot of stuff going on in this guys fantasy. Spanking, public humiliation, rubbing his pee pee for mommy as she watched. And what is it about me that as much as I hate these ones, he calls me back the next day, he liked me, aww, I’m so flattered!

The comforts of regressive behavior have long been known and this group takes it to the extreme by their going all the way back not only to the less stress filled time of their childhood, but the presumed no stress of their infancy, when literally everything was taken care of for them and they had not one care in the world. They were fed, changed, bathed without having to do a thing, it was just done for them. Some feel guilty about doing the dirty things they do, some even to the point of visiting psychiatrists to see if anything can be done to quell their odd desires.

I sure couldn’t handle a boyfriend into this sort of behavior, I’m just too straight to deal with this level of weirdness. A toe sucker or something not too weird, I could tolerate, but this adult diaper stuff, not a chance. And they know people feel this way, so ones into it are usually totally secretive about it, since they know most women would flip out at the idea of it. So they sit alone at home wearing their diapers and going in them as they get off and cum, very strange some of the stuff that is out there.

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