Now this next topic is amusing to many a wronged woman, but most men will no doubt cross their legs and gulp with eyes widened. There’s a fair number of cases world wide of women cutting off the penises of their men. One can only assume the women were wronged to do carry out such an act of revenge. You have to hand it to these gals, they are not lacking in creativity.
We all recall 20 years ago The Lorena Bobbit case, but that’s by no means the only one. In Southeast Asia it seems women should not be pissed off, since it happens there world wide more than anywhere else. I recall laughing years ago and even cutting out an article and mailing it to a friend about one such woman who wanted to make sure there were no chances of penis reattachment. She actually tied her husband’s severed penis to a helium filled balloon and sent it into the sky, never to be seen again.
If it is just cut off, the chances of reattachment are fairly high, but sending it into the cool night air via a balloon isn’t the only way women have made sure no repairs were done. One fed it, yes fed it, to the dog, another put it in the garbage disposal and turned it to mush, another flushed it down the toilet, but plumbers were called and found it and it was reattached in that case. Maybe she should have chopped it up first? But I digress…..They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and it’s easy to believe.
Several have even made a point to drug the husbands beforehand, tie them up, then cut it off. To a woman, when you hear of these cases, you automatically think, “Oh, he was screwing around on her.” So guys, beware if you’re screwing around. Some women will make sure, REAL sure, you won’t be doing it again.
