Up Your Nose!

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, you find some other odd thing out there you can’t believe is really true. There is a type of porn out there with women in it snorting cum. Yes, snorting cum. And you thought cocaine was the in thing to suck up your nose, old hat my dear, old hat……

The only experience I had with anything even remotely like this was an odd 2 girl call I did a few years ago with this other independent operator. First and last time I would ever consent to such a thing. This awful man we spoke to was into the oddest sort of humiliation of women, I had no idea when I told this lady I would do this two person call what it was about, and when asked again to talk to this man declined it was so icky. He wanted to talk about a horse coming into a woman’s nose. I couldn’t believe my ears I was so disgusted.

Well in these porn videos, it seems it’s women snorting up the cum of men, I swear, there are women and men out there that will do anything for money, absolutely anything. I think some of these videos come about almost like a dare. Someone thinks up something so gross and icky, they think they won’t be able to find anyone to do it, but low and behold, they always seem to. Well I can’t see snorting cum off a platter for any amount of cash. How that is sexually arousing in any way, I fail to recognize, but there is a fetish out there for it apparently.

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Show Me The Money!

I’d think many would consider it a taboo to flash their genitals at someone, but many celebrities have been having “exposure accidents” shall we say. The scene here from “Basic Instinct” seemed to have started the trend 20 years ago. The infamous leg crossing and uncrossing scene was parodied many times over the years.

In recent times celebs like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears have “flashed” the photographers supposedly by accident while getting out of cars wearing short skirts and, opps, no panties. Do you really think those girls forgot they were not wearing any underwear? Um, I’m guessing not… More like, “Gee, great photo op and way to get my name in the news again.” That sounds a bit more realistic to me. Many have also been showing the nipple during “nipple slips” that had falling down dress straps and the like. Is it really to much to ask for to remember to put on your underwear? But then they did these on purpose, so that’s the entire point, skip the underwear.

It’s kind of sad that one has to resort to flashing their crotch to be the only way one can get attention, but that seems to be the mindset of a lot of young celebrities today. Do you think stars, the real stars of say 50 years ago would have had to resort to such tacky tactics? Not on your life. More like their coveted studio contacts would have been cancelled due to breaking the “morals clause”.

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May I Please Fuck Your Ass?

Anal sex is not for everyone. Some find it gross, some find it painful, some find it taboo and forbidden. It is the riskiest type of sex for your health if one of the people involved is infected if unprotected, and for the very reason men love it, because it is so tight, condoms are at even more risk of failing and tearing.

It was for many a way to have sex without risk of pregnancy, yet a few drops of cum could easily drip down onto pussy lips and cause a pregnancy. Penetration is not always required to create a pregnancy. Just a few drops can do the trick.

I recall a few years ago seeing infamous porn actor and producer Seymour Butts being interviewed and he said the reason he got into anal sex to begin with was a girlfriend of his in his teenage years was determined to preserve her virginity, so they had anal sex instead. Now, if I had a teenage daughter, I’d rather she be having vaginal sex than anal sex, but I always recalled the statement since I found it such an intriguing one to make. And obviously he built a career on it with his anal porn.

The tightness, the naughtiness, the feeling that it’s really dirty, is what gets so many guys going. And of course you can have anal sex with both men and women, vaginal sex is only if one partner is a woman, so it has it’s place in gay and heterosexual relationships.

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Salty Mouth

Dirty talk for some can be very arousing. Naughty words, swearing, cursing, many names for the same thing. I just had a caller who just wanted me to repeat the word “fuck” over and over. I’m betting when he grew up, swearing was not tolerated at all and was possibly even punished. I have had other callers as well that just love me to call them names or say “bad words”. Motherfucker, prick, bastard, cocksucker, fuck, fucker, son of a bitch, all kinds of things.

Many would say they just love to her a woman say “cunt”, and another loved hearing me say “masturbate or masturbation”. It’s kind of quaint really, they likely were growing up where such words were more than frowned upon, and now because it was forbidden, it’s the ultimate turn on for so many. On my “fuck” call, I must have said it dozens of times and he repeated it back, it seems silly really to able to please someone with just saying swear words, but it’s certainly easy to please one that asks for something so simple and harmless.

My mom has told me my vocabulary has certainly become more colorful since I’ve gotten into this line of work! I talk like a longshoreman, how can I help it when every other word out of my mouth is cock, pussy, cunt, and fuck!? It’s a challenge when I’m out in public to keep it in check. Many dislike hearing a woman swear in public, as it makes her appear common, which I tend to agree with, even though I personally find it hard to watch my own mouth. I guess my mouth is best suited to a bedroom with a horny man inside that likes to hear curse words. After all, so many find it arousing…..

 

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I Love You, Mommy…….

The mother son incest fantasy is very popular. Much more than I ever imagined when I started this phone work of mine. I expected some, sure, but I also expected the equal amount of men desiring fantasy talk about their daughters. Wrong. I think I could easily count on the fingers of two hands the number of men that wanted that daughter fantasy. The ones wanting to talk about mommy, I cannot even count.

I’m not sure why it is so prevalent, but boy, is it ever popular. Mommy is the first woman they ever loved, and so many are not quite able to switch it over to the right kind of love. When I get younger guys on the phone and they realize I’m older than them, they often fall into mommy mode. Some are even into their grandmas, but that has been much less frequent in my experience.

Many did things as they were sexually maturing that seems to have stayed with them. Either secretly watching their mom undress or get out of the shower, to taking her panties and sniffing them after they’d been worn all day, to masturbating with said panties, to even spying on her masturbating or having sex.

Never underestimate the number of guys lusting after their moms, it’s a large number, believe me. I think many will never admit to it, since they know their girlfriends and wives would not understand or want to know about their desires, so they fantasize in secret about it.

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