Painted Lady

Some guys go for the more extreme women, some are into “body art”. I for one am not a fan of tattoos, I would never get one and wouldn’t want to be with a guy that had any. I consider it marring ones body. But I realize they are becoming more and more common place, though I cannot grasp why.

Sometimes I think a man might think a woman with tattoos is a more loose woman by nature, not so concerned about societies conventions and all of that, more of a “I do what I want”, sort, so perhaps more sexually liberal.

The body piercings also seem to go hand in hand with ones into body art. The lip rings, nose studs. I don’t get it. One hole in each earlobe is enough in my books, but I guess I’m a bit old fashioned. I recall in my teens my best friend had two holes in each earlobe and I wanted that as well, I’m so glad I never followed through with it and stuck with the one hole I had. She soon got many ear piercings all the way up to the tips of her ear, I don’t get it, and she was a boy crazy sort as well, so maybe there’s something to it. If you see a tattooed girl or one with many piercings, you may well get further than with a girl with no tats and only one piercing.

It used to be the lady at the circus was one of the only tattooed ladies you could see, now any mall or city bus has a few of their own right there. I’d like to see these painted characters at 60 and see how happy they are with their body art they got on a whim in their youth. Oh well, I have no sympathy for them. Let them look like painted freaks.

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Work It Baby!

Horniness can creep up at the most inconvenient times. Even at work. I talk to guys calling from work jerking off under their desk, in their office. One even told me he jerked off in an office full of people under his desk being discrete and came into his waste paper basket. That takes some courage, or stupidity, maybe a bit of both.

Office shenanigans are nothing new, women have been chased around their desks since women started to work in offices. After hours has often meant play time for co workers.

The thought of acting inappropriately at work holds appeal for many. The thought of getting caught adds to the thrill and excitement. Many that fool around with ones they work with want to possibly get caught. The thought of their boss finding out and their job being at stake heightens the entire affair.

Familiarity can make for strange bedfellows, and often ones we would never look at in our real lives, the constant proximity makes us more comfortable with them and leads us to think of them in ways we ordinarily would not.

Work place rendezvous are not just for co workers either, how many clients have gotten involved with their lawyers and others they have hired on. Work place is often be the only place we meet others. Many people simply go to work and home and that’s pretty much it, so it’s our only contact with other people sometimes. So workplace romances are sometimes the only chance we will have.

Some companies have rules against co workers getting involved, but it doesn’t stop it, it can often make it more appealing since it’s forbidden and just drives it underground.

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Thighing

 

As an agnostic, it is hard for me not to get angry at all the bullshit that that is spewed out all in the name of the imaginary sky father by various religions. Love of money isn’t the root of all evil, I think it’s religion, personally.

Here’s another rage inciter belief of one of the religions. “Thighing”. It’s a practice where grown men place their dicks between the thighs of youngsters to get off, but they aren’t fucking them you understand, and of course “Allah” approves…..Child brides and thigh fuckers.

Gimme a break, these sick fuckers don’t grow up with normal sexual development, as they are totally segregated from the opposite sex and have warped ideas in many areas, so if they aren’t allowed to develop naturally, they will develop their sexuality unnaturally and use what is available to them.

I only recently heard of this “thighing” and couldn’t believe such a thing existed, and of course it has religion giving it it’s stamp of approval, so that makes it A.O.K……

They keep their women oppressed and in beekeepers outfits and apparently fuck the thighs of little kids, but they pray 5 times a day you understand, so they are good, Allah fearing folk. Right…..And disagree with them and they will cut your head off with a sword. Thank “God” I was born in North America and not into such a culture. I never said I was “politically correct”. I just call ’em like I see ’em.  

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Camel Toe

What girl hasn’t sported a camel toe every once in a while, intentional or not? Sometimes we have gained a bit of weight and still want to wear an item of clothing we really shouldn’t still be wearing. Making a bit of a spectacle of ourselves.

Many guys are very attracted to the camel toe look, as it leaves little to the imagination and shows off those pretty, plump pussy lips right through the fabric of what we are wearing. I recall once when I was a child, the mother of a girl I know wouldn’t let her daughter wear a certain pair of jeans anymore, since she’d grown a bit taller and she felt the jeans were now too revealing and the girl was upset she couldn’t wear her favorite jeans anymore.

Camel toes can have their advantages as well. I recall when I was younger grinding back and forth, though not to orgasm, on the crotch seam of a pair of tight jeans and feeling the seam working my clit back and forth as I gyrated around. I’m sure many girls have likely done the old rock and grind on the seam of a pair of tight jeans!

Sometimes they can be unintentional, things do ride up after all, even it they aren’t that tight, some garments just have a tendency to do that. But sometimes girls well know what they are showing off and are doing so to show off to the guys around them, seeking attentions. Beware the camel toe in your dressing, girls!

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The GILF

This next taboo, the GILF, (the grandmother I’d like to fuck), well there’s cougars, and then there’s old ladies. Many I talk to like the cougars, but the GILF is like the cougars mom, a bit extreme for most into the older woman.

There are some into granny sex though. I can’t even begin to image what early childhood experience left them with this craving, I’d better not think about it.

People, many of them anyway, remain sexual beings for their entire lives. Very young children begin to masturbate, and parents slap their hands away and stop them, as it doesn’t seem appropriate. Well, on the other end of the spectrum, to many it seems like ones reach their 60’s, people don’t like to think about the elderly being sexual anymore either. All those wrinkled bodies and all, it isn’t the most pleasant thought, no.

But for many, the desire never leaves. I had one phone sex client that was 94! Now that is a bit of an extreme example, yes, but ones in their 70’s are still at it if they are able to get it. Many female staffers at hospitals and nursing homes will say they have been pinched or groped by elderly males, they don’t lose the desire.

Another caller of mine likes women in their 70’s, and feels they are good ones to go after, as they are lacking in male sexual attentions and are pretty grateful a man in his 40’s is showing them any.

I really think that for any odd fetish or scenario or person, there are like minded others out there you just need to connect with to find your bliss. The GILF has her fans.

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