Body “Art”

Now there are people that look at the body as art in and of itself, then there are those that wish to do something to create art with the body in some way. The video below shows a woman that is literally stuffing her pussy full of wool and then knitting with it, in front of a crowd and during everyday of the month no less, my how colorful. And gross. What gives performance artists these sort of ideas, I cannot imagine, but there are some for sure that do try and use their bodies this way.

I’ve seen videos of woman painting on canvas with their nipples and guys painting with their dicks, to people rolling around naked on canvases to ones painting everything from their blood to their shit. People are an odd lot, and many seem to see “art” in all kinds of different forms. Whether there is any actual intrinsic artistic value in their creations is obviously up to the public that they expect to buy the items, obviously. I guess it’s kind of a beauty is in the eye of the beholder sort of situation, which would be true.

What is trash to one, might be treasure to another. They are just trying to create something “beautiful”, even if to most others it’s a thing of repulsion and disgust. Some might be going for the gross out factor, but most likely believe they are truly artistic revolutionaries in some way shape or form. I think I will stick to scarves though that haven’t been created by first being stuffed up a pussy!

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If You Won’t Suck Me, I’ll Suck Myself!

autofellatio

Who among us wouldn’t, if we could, go down on ourselves? I would wager there have been untold millions of injuries over the course of human existence from ones attempting such a feat. Obviously for women it’s nearly none but the most flexible contortionists that could even attempt such a thing, but for guys if they are not only slim and flexible but have a long cock, not out of the realm of reality.

There’s plenty of pics online of lads doing just this, so it is happening, and imagine how many more not posting pics online of their solitary accomplishment. I’m sure their parents would be so very proud. I’m clean, I’m shaved, I’d totally do it if I could, as would most I’m sure. Some would barely leave their homes I’m sure they’d be so into their new trick. Masturbation and orgasms alone is a fun time, imagine if oral were also a possibility over and above fingers and hands? Fun times…

You’d get all the pleasure, and none of the risks of what another person brings to the mix, like disease and who knows what kind of hygiene. We could leisurely lick and suck ourselves to ecstasy over and over in the comfort of our rooms, though I’m betting some neck strain does come with a hobby like this one! Unless you have some unnaturally long cock, which of course is rare as well. Until then, we have to depend on other people’s mouths or sex toys that simulate the feeling of a blow job.

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Crater Faced Darlings

zit popping

The depth of grossness knows no bounds apparently. Many are aroused and masturbating to zit popping porno. Oh yes, if spewing pus all over the camera lens and mirrors gets you going, you are not alone. Grooming of ones mate is something many couples, especially the women, are into. I have heard of women that love to comb their boyfriends over for any sort of pimples and pop them, drain them and clean them out. I actually knew a girl that told me she did this, and ear cleaning, on her boyfriend.

Um, I didn’t really respond, since I think she wouldn’t have appreciated my, “Are you fucking kidding me?” reply that was on the tip of my sarcastic tongue. Now there was no mention of this arousing her, she just really loved the popping of pimples and putting all back right with the world on her boyfriend’s apparently pimply back. I guess in the scheme of things, it’s actually pretty harmless, something they obviously enjoy, but many on the outside are just thinking, “EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!”

Some are just not into the popping of the zits either, they have much more, *gulp* other uses for the pus that drains out. As in licking it off. I don’t even want to know what pus tastes like…..Now what says love like licking up your lovers pus and blood mixture dripping from their pizza face, awww, it doesn’t get much more lovey dovey than that.  So even the crater faced darlings out there have some hope it seems to find love and true acceptance.

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Lady Confessor

confessions

So many men that call are either into sucking other guys cocks or wearing ladies underwear. I can well remember when I started these two facts stood out to me so plainly since they were both so unexpected to me and so widespread. I’d say nearly half of callers want to suck other guys off and likely a third are wearing ladies underwear of one description or another.

When I mention how widespread sucking cock is to other guys, they ask why aren’t they calling a male operator then? Well, many feel the need to confess their secret desires to women. Even ones that may be gay or have strong gay tendencies, confessing to a woman, perhaps in their eyes some sort of maternal substitute, is what they need. An acceptance from some woman, even if that woman isn’t really their mom. Most know they can’t tell their wives or girlfriends about their affection for ladies lingerie, I have one client that boasts owning over 1200 pair of panties, women for the most part will not be understanding of their partner being into crossdressing or silky panties or their femininization fantasies. Even though I talk to them, I sure wouldn’t tolerate it in any boyfriend of mine either, so I get why it has to be a secret at all costs.

I don’t buy it when a guy says he just loves the feel of a ladies underwear on his cock, since there’s certainly silk underwear made for men, so if they can easily find men’s silk boxers, there’s no need for them to wear ladies, they just like that they are wearing ladies, they’re just looking to make excuses. One client hides makeup in his glove compartment, I laughed and said it would melt, he didn’t want his wife to find his lipstick! Yeah, that would go over well, I’m sure…

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Fart On My Face

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Some of us are really into smells. Most however most of us like nice smells, like freshly showered smells, wonderful aftershave smells. Some have an appreciation for the how shall I say, “natural smells” that a body can produce. I have had a few of the “Will you fart on my face” calls recently, though this might be a growing in popularity fetish. Ones wanting not only their face, but their cock farted on.

You’d certainly notice it right on your face, but might not even feel a little puff of air on your dick. These men want to go down on a woman and have them let one rip right in their face. I don’t think I could do it, I’d be too embarrassed! Even if they asked! One said his girlfriend would but was laughing the entire time. I don’t know if laughing is what I’d be doing, but it would be something to remember for sure. For everything out there, someone is attracted to it, of that I have no doubt. Ones into sweaty, stinky underarms, feet, I’ll never forget the one into the unwashed “fishy pussy”, oh boy…

It’s harmless enough I suppose, but a bit different. You certainly do laugh on calls of this subject matter, since it seems so silly. Even the panties that have been worn during the farting are apparently quite appealing to ones into this fetish. So if this is your thing, fear not, you’re in good company! Let ‘er rip!

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