You Cum Sucking Pig!

There are a LOT of cum lovers out there to be sure. One practice that some, particularly those in the gay community have embraced is called felching. For the weak of stomach, it may not do you any good to continue on……It is the practice of sucking the cum out of another’s ass. A charming client the other night just mentioned, “Why don’t you fart that cum into my mouth?” Such eloquence…..Such Imagery.

I mean it’s one thing to swallow cum straight from the source during a blow job, but to want it after it’s been up someone’s ass. To me, I just want to say, “Ewwwwwww.” But to others I guess it is as fine a beverage as Dom Perignon champagne. Still warm, not only from your cock, but their ass. Ones into this little adventure say it feels as nice going back out as it did going in.

This is beyond rimming, to be sure. Hepatitis, here we cum! Maybe parasites and AIDS too, but hey, it’s all in the name of good fun, right? Tongue fucking AND a drink, what more could one ask for in the boudoir?

White drops of cum, dripping out drop by precious drop, back into the mouth of the one that shot it there in the first place. So many naughty, dirty boys out there into these things. Makes you wonder about the first person that did such a thing and what they were thinking. I can’t imagine, I really can’t.

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Indian Desires

This next topic I have pondered many times, yet it has been mentioned to me so many times, I know it’s no coincidence.

I have noticed nearly every client I have ever had from India wants to either fuck their mom, their aunt or their sister. It’s seems like a seriously fucked up culture to me in so many ways.

From what I have gathered, young people seem to be under real restrictions and are not allowed to date as they can in many countries. They seem to be in virtual lockdown, so the young men are basically only surrounded by their moms, aunts and sisters, so their sexual thoughts seem to turn to them.

It is not like North American culture with the freedoms we experience. I have had many as clients and have chatted with many as well, and it is most of them, so this is not a few isolated examples by any means. I wonder if the mothers, aunts and sisters have any idea how the the son, nephew and brother are so deeply lusting after them as they furtively masturbate in secret, since privacy is also at a real minimum in this culture as well. Door locks are all but unheard of I have learned and they have almost no time to themselves without worry.

What is the matter with people? This cultural lack of privacy, and I know other cultures are like that as well, but it is specifically the ones from India I have so dramatically noticed this lusting after the women in the family. Heaven knows North American culture isn’t perfect, not by a long shot, and I also know plenty of guys here also long for mommy shall we say. But not to the extent the ones from India do.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh, God!

What many find absolutely blasphemous is a mixture of anything sexual with religion. Ones that have Hierophilia however find it very arousing and are in fact very religious themselves.

A good client of mine was a church Vicar and used to LOVE when I would say Jesus Christ over and over, taking the name in vain. I myself am an atheist, so saying it didn’t bother me, but to him it was wicked and forbidden to use the term in a sexual conversation.

There actually are baby Jesus butt plugs and ones that really do masturbate with with crucifixes and the like. Ones that get into this fetish often get so worked up during sermons, that the excitement is sometimes transferred to a sexual feeling. There are different types of arousal, and they can get confused for some individuals. The feelings of excitement, anticipation, and exaltation can take on a sexual feeling for some, and they want to experience that arousal and high they do during religious fervor in a sexual sense and seek to either have sex or masturbate in a religious environment like a church, which of course they know is forbidden.

For ones not religious, it is hard to grasp the connection, yet for some it is quite an attraction indeed. Imagine the sexual role plays with the man dressed up as the priest, and the woman dressed up as a Catholic school girl. Using a rosary as anal beads, oh my, all sorts of naughty scenarios can come to mind…

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Secret Interests

Expressing ourselves sexually to our partners can sometimes be a point of stress if what we consider exciting is considered taboo or outside the norm in anyway unless we know our partners share those same interests.

A client I spoke to for hours last week that is heavily into the BDSM scene said his wife has no idea about his secret interest. He has sent me pics of women in cages and hoods and strapped to crosses and wheels and tied up with rope and all sorts of things,a and his wife apparently has no idea about his secret interests. He keeps everything in a rented storage locker and has things in boxes labeled with “Destroy upon death”, to spare her from knowing.

I can’t imagine if I was her going to the said storage locker after his death and not going through each and every box. But that’s just me. And honestly, I would be upset at such a find. So I hope he’s entrusted such a duty to a lawyer or something. They wouldn’t care or likely be curious, but a wife sure would be.

He has had a colorful past with slaves and submissives and this wife apparently is clueless to the entire situation. Makes you wonder how you can live with someone for 20 years and not know what’s really going on with them inside their head. He feels she’s too sensitive a person to be able to deal with the info though, so she’s been kept in the dark all these years. Let’s hope he gets his wish and has things go to the grave with him, but if he wanted to make really sure, he’d dispose of the items before he died.

 

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Medical Fetish

One of the odd taboos I have dealt with in some callers is a medical fetish. There was one disturbed man that called that said he had employed the services of three prostitutes. He had no desire to have sex with them though, I was afraid to find out where he was going with this. He then told me he had a medical bag. He hired them and took them all to a hotel room and examined them gynecologically. I was horrified.

I didn’t even know regular people could buy gynecologist instruments , but he said indeed they could and he liked to examine all sorts of different women. I had never heard of anything like this. I asked if he’d been to medical school and been kicked out or left or something and was satisfying something along the lines of being a frustrated Dr. He replied no, he’d never gone to medical school.

I can understand men wanting to see ladies pussies, but the insides? Held open with speculums and such? Wow, there is no end to the weirdness that I deal with from some of these callers.

Some have medical fetishes involving impregnation within a clinical setting, or ones with small cocks like the idea of themselves being photographed, filmed, and measured and observed by a myriad of medical professions to record in their medical journals or documentaries. It is a very odd thing to be obsessed with. Most people don’t like going to the Dr., but then some like to go since all the attention is focused on them, they are attention getters of a very odd sort.

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