“But I’m Not Gay”

It always amuses me when callers state, “but I’m not gay” after saying how they go to glory holes or go to parks for sex looking for random same sex hook ups. One called last night that said he goes to glory holes to get sucked off himself, and how he also goes to sex parks to look for men to suck off. He also wears lingerie. But he’s not gay. No, of course he’s not! Who would ever think that!? He said he’s in his twenties, and like so many other men that want other men, he doesn’t seem to want ones his own age, he wants ones much older. Makes you think they all have some kind of daddy or grandpa complex.

He said he goes to both of those places to find random guys and either suck them off or the other way around. Fucking as well. He said he didn’t want to have his girlfriend find out about it. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe she might come to the conclusion that he’s, oh, I don’t know, gay!? Poor, clueless woman. He said the old men get him so hot, the ones with wrinkly dicks that are in their sixties. Why a young guy in his twenties would want some old man, I cannot imagine, but I hear it all the time, so it’s definitely “a thing.”

He loves the silky women’s lingerie on his skin, he usually goes to the glory holes wearing a bra underneath his clothing, he said. He likes to flash the guys sucking him off there a bit of the silky, lacy fabric as they are going down on him. Gives him a thrill. I guess the ones at the glory hole he can’t see don’t need to be old, just a good mouth with a lot of suction. The ones he goes to the park for though that he wants to suck, those apparently need to be what he’s looking for. I can just picture some old man that tells his old wife he’s just going out to walk their dog and he goes to a park like that only to be sucked off by some random young guy before wandering home.

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Showing Off to the Boys

What can I say, I’ve always been kind of an exhibitionist. I like stockings and garter belts, they’re very sexy. Most men would certainly agree as well. The thing is though, I often forgo the panties and have been known to “show the goods” when I’ve had the chance. The look of shock I’ve gotten when they’ve seen has been priceless. I often will eat lunch outside in the warm weather and sit on bench, or steps and when a man is directly in front of me, I’ve been known to cross and uncross my legs, like that scene from “Basic Instinct.”

They stop dead in their tracks, their jaws have dropped. A few have even blushed. I’m terrible, I know, I can’t help myself. Some have definitely been appreciative of my naughty little flashing habit and I bet they went right back to their office and jerked off while thinking about me doing that. I’ve gotten so hot when I did it to a good looking man, hell, I’ve gone back to my office and masturbated thinking about it! It can turn me on to be seen like that. My pussy on display, right there in some public space, just a quick flash. I’m not sitting there with my legs spread wide open or anything. It has to look accidental.

Nothing bad has come of it, hopefully it never will. It seems harmless enough, but some people are crazy, this is true. I don’t want to flash a lunatic. Last week this man noticed and as he walked by me I noticed a hard on in his pants. He looked down and smiled at me but didn’t say a word. He sure noticed my pussy. I bet his big, hard cock got a good massage only moments after he got back to his office. I’m so naughty. I love it.

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Fucking His Toy

So many callers love their sex toys. Some have never fucked a woman, so a toy that is designed like a pussy is as close as they will ever be getting to an actual pussy. Some have dreams of saving up for the expensive silicone love dolls that look like a woman, but they are out of reach for most. Masturbation is what most guys are doing when they call, so they are comfortable calling and talking about their masturbation enhancing sex toys. Sex toys for men have grown in leaps and bounds over the past couple of decades. It’s not rare for a man to have his own toys now. It used to be just women and their vibrators.

You can often hear the toys over the phone. One the other day was using one of those oral sex simulators, the Auto Blow. So many never get sex that call, even the married ones are deprived for decades in many cases, so masturbation is it for them. Do you have a few sex toys you rotate amongst? Pocket pussies, or Fleshlights or prostate massagers? Some of the more adventuresome callers use dildos and ride them. One I watched on cam years ago had a suction cup on the bottom one he’d stuck to a wall and backed himself up against, it was quite the sight.

There’s not the shame and stigma with sex toys there used to be. Pretty much everyone has a toy or two, women in any case, and more and more men. The hand is great, but variety is good. Those Tenga eggs have their fans as well. Doing something to up your masturbation game is a good thing, variety does make things more fun and interesting than doing things the same old way. Maybe get a toy and see the fun you can have with it.

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Hands Up!

One frequent masturbating caller said his wife can hardly ever give him a hand job since it just hurts her arm too much. She’s in her twenties and has no disabilities. She obviously just doesn’t like to do it. How that could hurt your arm unless you’re pumping for hours on end is beyond understanding. Some ladies just do not like sex, even a mere hand job. This is why operators continue to be needed. If everyone had a wife that was fucking them daily and keeping them happy, we’d damned near be out of business, but ask a group of married men how many are getting so much satisfying sex they can barely handle it? Very few if any will raise their hands.

A hand job is about as simple as it gets. You don’t need to fuck, you don’t need to suck or swallow, a simple motion of your hand up and down is all it will take. Most guys are near experts at masturbation, so a hand job by another person is the next best thing, even better. It’s difficult to have someone touch you as good as you can touch yourself, it’s the emotional element that makes it exciting. Many would likely admit they can give themselves a superior orgasm, but the same excitement is not going to be there that is when another person is doing the touching.

Some callers have even confessed they will sit on their masturbating hand for long enough to make it go to sleep so when they finally do start to jerk off, it feels like someone else’s hand touching them and not their own. Odd, but hey, if it works and feels good, go for it! A and job is certainly not much to ask your wife to give you, but so many have just accepted masturbation is all they’re going to get, so you might as well call and have some naughty talk while you do.

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Guys Wanting BBC

I’m not sure what it is about white guys that want to suck on BBC. That’s big, black cock, for those of you not in the know. So many of them say they search for guys online or go to these gloryholes I hear so much about on calls. This one caller the other day said he had been playing squash at his health club a couple of years ago and afterwards had a shower and there was one lone black guy in the shower across from him and he said he’d never seen such a large dick in his life. The black guy caught him staring and asked if he saw anything he liked. He relied yes.

They went for a drink and he was soon sucking off the fellow gym goer in his car. They’ve had a thing going usually once or twice a week ever since. Both are married. They suck and fuck one another and he said neither is getting enough sex from their wives. He even blamed his wife for the situation, saying if she was giving him enough he wouldn’t be driven to this. Well if he’d gone after another woman I kind of get the point, but going after another man? That means he’s a fag and he agreed. He said he’d had same sex experiences when he was young before he got married but never considered himself gay. (They never do.)

They either hook up in one of their cars or rent a motel room. He said they really love playing together and he almost has to stop himself from telling this black guy he loves him. How romantic. It isn’t just sex, they are friends and do things together and their wives have met them, they think they are just friends. They have no idea there’s anything sexual going on between these two men and has been for a couple of years. The allure of BBC to the small dick guys, and in some cases not so small, is there.

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