Family Threesome

Some callers come up with more colorful fantasies than other ones for sure. This one man that’s called a few times, he’s Indian and likes racial humiliation so he likes being called a “sand nigger,” but that’s not the oddest part. That’s pretty normal for a humiliation call. He also has fantasies about having a threesome with his wife and daughter. I asked if his wife would be interested in that and he said they’ve already roleplayed the wife being the daughter when they’ve had sex before. He claims his daughter is often drunk and gets amorous with him when she’s drunk and that he’s already licked her pussy.

He said he’s roleplayed his wife’s nephew as well during their sex sessions. So it’s quite the horny, wild family he’s got according to him. He mentioned another interest as well, even odder. He’s got a thing for sex with his wife when she’s menstruating, it really turns him on. He’s hoping to get a threesome going when they happen to both be bleeding. He had so many different kinks going at once, racial humiliation, menstrual fetish, incest, threesome, it was hard to keep track of them all!

It’s likely all in his mind, as most fantasies are it seems, but he said he licked his daughter, she’s in her late teens, he made her cum so many times she passed out. Well that and maybe a few too many drinks, but she was well conscious when he began going down on her. His wife knew what was going on and was apparently perfectly fine with it all. He said they talk about it when they have sex. I asked if he was confident he could make two women cum in one night, since it’s a challenge for many men to satisfy one. He felt confidant in his abilities to please them both, even though he’s in his fifties. You couldn’t make this stuff up.

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Have You Had Lesbian Encounters?

One of the top things callers ask on the phone is if you have had same sex encounters. Guys seem to love the idea of two women getting it on, especially in front of them before they join in. It’s amazing how many are into this. Yet if you asked the same number of women, I seriously doubt they would be asking men if they have had encounters with other men and want all the gory details. It highly turns most men on, yet women do not want the same in kind it seems. The idea of watching two beautiful, fit, shapely women pawing one another and licking one another drives them crazy.

One caller used to tell me he pretty much only watched lesbian porn, it turned him on like nothing else did. It just got his cock so hard to see two ladies going down on one another and using a strap on with one another. Do you enjoy seeing ladies slide their fingers in and out of one another’s cunts and lick each others clits and their hard nipples rub against one another? I bet yes. In fact, you’re probably getting hard just reading that and picturing it, aren’t you?

You want to hear about that hot college roommate we had and how we masturbated with one another and when we didn’t have a current boyfriend, how we did even more to “help each other out.” You’d love to have been a fly on that wall, watching all the naughty things that went on, how we shared our sex toys and watched each other get off on a regular basis. The darkened room echoing with our heavy breathing as we masturbated and hoped ones outside the room wouldn’t hear what was going on in there. Give us a call to find out, you just might be surprised.

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Doing the Babysitter

You never know if a caller is telling you an actual event that happened or just a fantasy in his mind. This caller the other night was telling me how he’s having a relationship with the babysitter of his kids. She’s a high school student and his wife is the typical cold bitch who closed her legs years ago and gives him nothing sexually. The babysitter is cute, friendly, and looking for experience and he is more than happy to provide her with some. It started when his wife went out of town for the weekend and he was going to feel overwhelmed with three kids to look after, so he hired the sitter to stay over for the weekend.

After the kids had been put to bed, they watched a movie together and things began that night. She ended up giving him his first blow job in five years as they watched the movie. He was so grateful for the attention and she’d recently discovered the joys of giving oral sex and was more than happy to try another dick than her boyfriend’s. So it began with that evening and went from there. He gave her rides home many times and they would end up going to some empty parking lot for a fifteen minute quickie.

His wife seems to have no idea, and since she’s not giving him anything, I fail to see why she’d even care he’s getting it elsewhere. So he and the hot teen have been getting plenty of fun and for the first time in years his cock is happy again. I honestly hope for his sake it’s true, men with cold wives deserve some fun. He’s a decent looking guy and is enjoying his current situation getting some pussy for the first time in ages.

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Hey There, Lonely Boy

Most people assume the only reason someone would be calling a phone sex line is for stimulating, racy conversation to masturbate to, and that’s usually the case, but there are certainly some men that call just to talk. One such caller has been telling me how he appreciates the fact there’s someone there for him to tell about his day, since he can’t really talk to his girlfriend about his deepest, most profound thoughts. That’s kind of sad really, that he has someone in his life but doesn’t feel at home enough with them to have deep, meaningful conversations. That sounds like some kind of superficial relationship to me.

Some people do not even have that, they literally have no one and they are just seeking a human connection, even if they have to pay for it. The same idea as going to a hooker really, they go to the hooker for sex and they call the phone sex operator for conversation. They have no one in their life to fulfill either need, so they pay for it. Is it wrong? No t really, people pay psychiatrists to talk about their problems as well, and the doctor doesn’t talk to them for free either, it’s a service that they pay for.

Just like some would rather pay a professional for their opinion, or just to listen to them, since they don’t trust the motives of people in their life for whatever reason to give them good advice. I always thought it was kind of funny when my mom said she’d sooner go tell a bartender her troubles than a man of the cloth! Hey, whatever works. Some will tell a bartender, other’s a priest, some will find their way to a phone sex line for their sympathetic ear. It just depends on what you’re the most comfortable with.

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Calm Down, Boy!

Some men are a bit too enthusiastic when it comes to the antics in the bedroom. Many times younger ones without much experience get over excited and simply don’t know how to behave. Others that are older, simply may lack experience and are very socially awkward individuals. Most people are never going to have proper “love lessons” if you will, so people just have to go by instinct and experience. Not all are naturally gifted in the bedroom. It can make sex a comedy of errors when someone is just bad in bed. It’s hard to give them criticism without it hurting their feelings.

Men need to be able to learn the tricks each woman they are with can teach them, to add to their repertoire so to speak. Sex is not a race, unless both partners are looking for a quickie, which is fine, when agreed upon. The two pump chumps are worthless, pitiful excuses for a man that should be mocked and ridiculed at every turn. The same holds true for masturbators, some take their time and sensually edge themselves for long periods, others are over and done in mere moments. Training a man is a lot easier when they are younger and not yet set in their ways, try training a man of middle age and you might as well try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and annoy the pig, er, man.

Some let their horniness get the better of them and plough right ahead. I tell guys if they have a new lady, masturbate before you even pick her up. If you’re dealing with a “loaded gun” the chances are high you’d blow that load too quickly. Get it out of the barrel beforehand and not be so over the top horny. Stuff like this is just common sense.

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