Horny Thanksgiving

It’s almost Thanksgiving again, I hope I will get to see the sexy young man again this year that I got to know very well last year. I went to a new friend of mine’s home, she knew I was single and alone, and her son had come home from college fort he break, and as she was busy making the meal, he and I snuck off and had some naughty cougar and cub fun. He’d just turned eighteen, and was as handsome as they come, and he said while his mom was cooking, he could give me a tour around their farm and we went off walking.

As soon as we had some privacy, we were in one of the outer buildings fucking our brains out. His mom was entertaining a full house and she insisted she didn’t want any help from a guest, so we had plenty of privacy. His young cock was so hard, I hadn’t had one like that in many years and I loved it. He said he’d always fantasized about an older woman and I was certainly more than willing to play along with him. Even though he was young, he was a good fuck and knew how to use his cock very well.

I loved sucking on it and the sounds he made as I was sucking his cock turned me on so much, he just drove me crazy and he loved to call me a slut and a whore, which I also loved. We were gone for a few hours, and no one even seemed to notice us gone. I didn’t get to see him at Christmas, but I am very much hoping he will be back again and we can pick up where we left off. I won’t even masturbate until I see if he’s there, I want to be as horny as possible in case he is and I get to play with him.

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Breast Milk Bonanza

One thing callers ask about frequently is breastmilk. Have I ever breastfed a partner, would I do I think it’s normal that they want to. Especially women with very large breasts make men think of this. Breasts have always been popular, obviously. Squeezing them, a titty fuck, sucking on them, but breastmilk is its own little niche that lots of men are curious about.

One called last night that said he was walking in his neighborhood and came across a woman with the largest pair of tits he’d seen in person and he couldn’t stop staring at them and of course she noticed and invited him back home, (this was likely pure fantasy I realize, since most women wouldn’t be inviting some creep staring at their tits to come home with them.) So he supposedly walks back to her place and laid on the sofa with her and she encouraged him to lay in her lap, his head in her lap, and she took out her supposedly H cup sized tit out and asked him to suck on it.

He was in heaven, and then he felt milk coming into his mouth, he hadn’t expected that, and while it was a shock, it was a welcome one, and he loved it and nursed hungrily upon her and said he’s not been able to stop thinking about it and he’s been hoping to run into her again in the neighborhood, but has not, and each time he’s passed her home, her husband has been parked in the driveway, so he knows not to approach her if that vehicle is there. He is now craving more erotic lactation and wanted t know where to find nursing women, I said just to keep trying for the one he knows about. So what one had never even thought of, can quickly become an obsession once you experience it.

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Huge Dildo For You

Every time a client says they have a huge dildo up their ass, I kind of roll my eyes, but then some have sent pics and a couple I’ve even watched on cam and by God, they aren’t exaggerating! You wonder how the human body could withstand such an anal punishment, and yet some can make it fit. Makes you wonder about the stretching damage they are doing and if they will soon be in diapers because of it, but I guess that is their problem and not mine.

One has sent pics of a dildo that’s actually crafted after the cock of an actual horse, as in the size of it, the length and the girth. There was that infamous case many years ago about the man in Washington state that died after letting a horse fuck him, oh well, if that’s what you want to do, just don’t hurt the horse in the process. I’ve declined talking to a handful of men over the years that wished to talk about horses, sorry, not gonna happen with this girl. I’d think the realistic dildos is perhaps their better option here.

Some want to not only use them on themselves, but watch a woman take in a toy that size as well. Not sure how many gals are into that, but there are size queens out there that will be pleased to try, not a doubt about it. Bring lots of lube if this sort of thing is what you are aiming to try. Going in dry seems like it could be one of the worst things ever, the whole thing seems awful to most people to take something the size of a forearm up your ass, but hey, someone, somewhere will no doubt like to give it the old college try.

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Mummified Foot Man

The BDSM mummification is really quite disturbing, for ones with even a shred of claustrophobia, it’s beyond terrifying. The other night a caller was into this fetish and wanted to be tightly wrapped in blankets, though that’s not as disturbing as the ones that wish to be wrapped in duct tape or bandages, but he wanted his cock expose and his face, and he wanted women with smelly feet to rub their feet all over his face and of course since he was wrapped up like a mummy, there was no escape.

The smellier the better, all over his nose and mouth. His cock was exposed since he then wanted his cock and balls to be repeatedly struck with a wooden spoon. He seemed to have three different fetishes going on in this call, with the feet, mummification and cock and ball torture. No one said sexual arousal had to make sense, and it’s a good thing, since it seldom seems to when you talk with the callers and learn all the kinky things they are into.

Smelly feet seem to be a very popular fetish, usually it’s only ever a few days between someone that wants to talk about that topic. Odd how the smell of something that would make a person normally gag would prove to be so sexually appealing to others. They speak of not washing for days, walking around outside in your bare feet, drinking the foot bath water after you wash them, just all kinds of nasty, gross things and this is what gets them off as they masturbate.

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Who Ya Gonna Call?

Recently I had some difficulty with my phone line and had to have a repair person out to fix the line. I impressed on them how important it was to send someone as fast as possible since the phone is how I make my living. I didn’t tell them what I did for a living. The repair guy though was interested to know just what it is I do I’m on the phone so much, so I told him I’m a phone sex operator and he laughed and then stated he was surprised it was still around like it used to be and back in the day he’d called lines himself a few times.

Later the next night I got this call and he said it was the repair man and he thought he’d like to try phone sex again and he hoped I hadn’t minded he’d called my line directly and I said no, it was fine. I then asked him if he was hard and horny and if he was stroking his cock and he said he shouldn’t have stopped calling the lines, that this was reminding him how much fun it was to talk to another person as you’re masturbating.

We had a good conversation, and I talked him through a couple of good orgasms and he said he’d be sure to call again when the mood struck him, which might be the following night. He loved that he’d met me in person and could then talk that way on the phone to me, not something the average client gets to experience by any means, but in this case it worked out just fine.

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