A Real Workout

Sex and masturbation can certainly both be workouts, but combining one or the other with an actual workout, now that takes some imagination! I live alone, so no one sees me exercising. I decided to try something and attach my suction cup dildo to the seat of my stationary bike, and it worked like a charm. It takes some getting used to, but once I got the hang of it, I tell you, my workout rises have never been the same! I normally ride the bike for an hour, so my pussy has been getting quite the workout when I’ve been riding.

I think if my mom ever came over and saw that thing she’d flip. I laughed when I saw it all put together, but it’s been making my rides a bit more enjoyable, so why not. I can absolutely cum with just the right motions on that thing, so I get off having had a good workout and a good few orgasms. My pussy has been missing a real cock since my boyfriend and I broke up so this has been a decent substitute for the time being as far as I’ve been concerned.

I know many male callers that say a good workout gets their testosterone pumping and they are horny after a workout, I look at this as killing two birds with one stone. Getting my workout out of the way as well as some masturbation time. There’s nothing wrong with multitasking I’ve found. Can you imagine if health clubs had these? Boy, the sounds of ecstasy coming from the spin classes would be something else for sure. Men would have them up their asses, women up their pussies, the seats would be covered in body juices. I guess these things really are best set up in the privacy of ones own home.

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Hair Treatment

I went to this new hairdresser that came recommended to me and he said my hair was lacking in protein. I thought he’d recommend a new conditioner or hair mask or oil treatment. He said he had a different solution some of his clients had been happy with. I wondered what he was going to recommend. I was always curious to try new treatments and see what the results would yield. Then he asked me if I’d ever heard of a sperm hair treatment. I couldn’t have heard him correctly and laughed. He asked why I was laughing and I told him what I thought he’d said. Then he said no, I heard correctly. Sperm treatment. Sperm was loaded with protein.

I asked him what kind of mask he had for sale that had this ingredient, still giggling. He said there was no commercial product with this formulation. He was proposing a fresh, straight from the source, still warm sperm treatment on my hair. From him. I looked in his eyes and burst out laughing and he laughed with me, but said he was serious. He’d been doing this for “select clients” and they’d had wonderful results. More shiny hair, more strength to their hair, and best of all, it was free. I thought he was nuts and pulling my leg. Then he asked if I’d try it.

I was up for anything at this point, so he had me get on the floor, wrapped a hair cape around me and unzipped his pants and began to masturbate right in front of me. It wasn’t long until I had cum shooting all over my hair. He had me sit in the chair and he massaged it in and told me to sit there for fifteen minutes, then he’d shampoo it out. I did as was recommended and surprisingly, it did yield good results. I’ll have to tell hubby to cum on my hair from now on, I need his sperm for my hair.

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Would You Like a Footjob?

What is it about a footjob? Some guys want one so badly, yet are afraid to ask their partners for one. They think they will just be seen as too perverted if they do. That always makes me laugh, since as far as fetishes go, a foot fetish is about as tame as it gets. I’d give it the old college try if someone asked me to do it, but I’d probably be laughing as I did so. Not all ladies have pretty feet, some are quite gnarly and most men even if they had a foot fetish wouldn’t want it on their cock when it can be so ugly. Well, maybe if the lights were turned out, but then the whole joy of the foot job is being able to see the feet in action on their cock.

Does foot fetish porn get you going like nothing else? Are pretty feet and toes caressing a nice, nude cock what gets you going? It’s amazing the ones that think it’s so twisted they’d be afraid to ask their partners to give them one. There’s certainly worse things one could ask for their partner to do, but if someone doesn’t want to do it, that’s fine, but it can’t hurt to ask. The answer might just be yes.

Tender tootsies caressing your lubed up cock, pretty painted toenails that are soon going to be covered with your load of cum. Some love the smell of feet and don’t just want a footjob, but like to worship the feet as well. Kissing and sucking toes, running those toes all over your body, we both know of course the toes will wander they way back down to that cock. They will curl around it, tug on it, drive you crazy. You really love a footjob, you naughty boy, don’t you?

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“My Penis is Small”

Many times guys with little dicks call, but they aren’t seeking small penis humiliation. They are more confessing how sad their lives really are due to this defect by nature. One today said he was only four inches and he was a twenty nine year old virgin. He said no woman in his life had ever shown interest in him and he felt nothing would ever change. I asked if he’d considered an escort and he said he’d be too nervous to do that and doubted he’d even be able to get hard if there was real woman around. He said even when he calls women he has trouble getting hard since it’s so nerve racking for him. He masturbates daily and never has erectile issues when alone.

When some confess they are small, I automatically go into small penis humiliation mode, but some ask you to stop, since they aren’t calling to be made fun of. It’s a fine line to walk for sure. Some crave humiliation, others don’t, even though they’re good candidates for it! It’s amazing how many are socially awkward and afraid of women. Some come right out and say they’re cowards. They want a woman, but at the same time are too afraid to act on it.

They know their little dicks are not going to be taken well by women. I suggest if they meet a woman to bring it up on the first date so no expectations are destroyed from saying nothing. Most do admit to not saying anything, seeing the woman get shocked, they are usually given a pity fuck and never see the woman again. Isn’t it just better to tell someone ahead of time to warn them? You wonder what they are thinking. In most cases they simply aren’t thinking at all. They’re too embarrassed to be so open about their “problem.”

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Sucking Dad

This caller the other day was saying what a slut his daughter is, that she likes to wake him off by sucking on his cock. In his dreams, I’m sure. He said he first spied on her with her boyfriend one day when he came home from work early and he got really turned on watching them and he said she looked like a really good cocksucker. He mentioned to her that he saw her and she was mortified at first, but then he said he’d like to sample her cocksucking skills himself, first hand. She was reluctant at first, but agreed to show him how good she was.

To her surprise, she liked it and loved daddy’s cock and soon began giving him morning wake up calls by sucking on his dick. He usually woke up hard anyway, and she was only too happy to help. The wife died years ago, so he had no lady in his life. He said she let him watch when she fucked her boyfriend. The boyfriend didn’t know about it, the dad spied from the doorway and the crack in the door and he’d be rubbing his cock watching. He said after the boyfriend left, he’d go in and fuck her. Sometimes he’d even lick the boyfriend’s cum out of her.

Soon she started sleeping in his bed and they’d fuck every night. I’m sure all of this is strictly in his imagination and not true, but some will swear up and down all their wild fantasies are true. So he said they still carry on and she still likes to wake daddy up with her lips around his dick and she said the inexperienced boys her own age have nothing on a man of experience like her daddy has. He was rubbing one out as he told me all of this.

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