Red Hot Mama’s

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Some guys are into the impregnation type of fantasy and roleplay during phone sex, but some others like a woman that is already much further along than just getting knocked up. They want that full belly, the swollen breasts, the flushed cheeks and naturally rosy lips. Nature makes some women have a glow about them to make them more attractive and less apt to have their partners abandon them during that time.

Some men will go so far as to search online classifieds sites to find visibly pregnant women to have sex with or even nurse from. It’s not as easy to find a pregnant partner, so it can take some hunting, and it’s a condition with a finite time limit as well, so they can’t keep after the same woman for too long. Many of these guys aren’t looking to be daddy’s either, they want to bail once the little one makes its appearance. People do have odd fetishes, but this is a fairly harmless and natural one.

Many ladies don’t wish to have anything to do with sex when they are pregnant. Others however do feel hornier than usual due to surging hormones. No matter what state a woman is in, normal, menstruating, pregnant, you can be sure some men are turned on by it and seeking it out, even if to some others that condition is hands off time. Some men do not have any desire to be with a pregnant woman. To some though, it is a woman’s most desirable state to be in. Cupping those swollen tits, grasping that full belly, the copious amounts of lubrication, a heady combination to some.

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Farting Phone Sex

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So this caller I was talking to has fart fetish. Yes, I’ve heard of it before and even spoken to some that wanted me either to really fart, not happening, or at least make fart noises with my mouth. That I can do, though feel ridiculous doing so. He wanted to share with me how his girlfriend would indulge his fetish by consuming lots of gassy foods before they’d get intimate and he knows many find this fetish gross or comical, but he’s quite serious about finding it highly arousing.

So Taco Bell is one of his favorite places to take a girl for dinner, lots of gassy foods to consume. I was laughing as he was describing how he enjoys the full aroma of a fart in the face in a 69 position. He’s a good cook as well apparently, and one of his specialties is cabbage rolls, and you can imagine the farts that come from a dinner of several cabbage rolls. He doesn’t want his dates to be uncomfortable, so he often also offers them anti gas chewable tablets and they of course cause you to fart to get that bloated, pressure feeling out.

He described in graphic detail how a 69 is his favorite sexual activity after a dinner of these gassy foods, since he can be sure to get some gas in the face. When someone is relaxed, when they are aroused and trying to cum, farts can slip out a lot more easily, which of course he loves to have happen. Tongue on clit one minute buried between the pussy lips and all of a sudden, oops, puff of toxic air in the face. Most people would be mortified, especially a woman, but he makes it clear he wants them to let them slip. Harmless but odd. Pass the bean dip.

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Daddy Son Threesome

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Now we all hear of threesomes on calls a lot, it’s quite a popular topic. Most are a man with two women, but sometimes we do get callers that want another guy as part of the mix. Some will mention sisters, or a mom daughter combo is popular with some. I was talking to one caller though and he said he and his son, that’s right his son, used to be in threesomes together. Now I never know if what I’m being told is true or false, but this was his story.

He said years ago when his son was in his early 20’s, they shared living quarters, and they both would bring home ladies to entertain them. He said his son’s cock was a lot bigger than his and when he’d bring ladies home, he’d often mention this to them. Kind of an odd thing to mention to your date, but whatever. So the ladies would become intrigued and ask if they could see this much larger cock of the son, and he’d go get the son and the son would whip it out to his dad’s lady of the evening. They would then supposedly say could I touch it? Could I kiss it? Could I fuck it? And things would of course unfold from there and the two of them would then spend the evening pleasuring the ladies. There was no mention of any involvement with each other, only the pleasuring of the lady they were bestowing all the attention on and how much they loved his son’s cock.

He said once in a while they still reminisce about old times and the fun they shared with the ladies involved and talk about the good old days that were decades ago. So many of the ladies, most of them, had no idea when he’d bring them home that they were going to be offered another cock or a larger cock and several were more than happy to get the bonus one on top of what they’d bargained Not many ladies I’d venture have dad son fantasies the way guys do about mom and daughter ones, but who knows what goes on behind the closed doors across the world. In many cases we are better off not knowing.

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Double The Love

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I was dating two guys at once and having a ball with both of them. I didn’t think there was any way they’d find out about the other, so I continued to sleep with both of them. Little did I know they both knew about each other and were not only find with it, but planning a threesome I will never forget. I came home one night and my jaw dropped to see them both sitting at the kitchen table. I didn’t know what to say.

One of them rose and came to me and kissed me passionately on the mouth. The other then got up and we all walked into he bedroom. The sheets were turned down and they undressed me faster than I dreamed possible and I was then laid out, nude, both of them undressed and I soon had one mouth between my legs and my mouth wrapped around a hardened cock. I didn’t speak, I just gave head and moaned as my pussy was licked. I soon came from the licking on my clit and he was on the bed beside me on his back and I straddled him and rose up and down on his cock, grinding against him. My other lover was soon behind me and pushed me gently forward and I felt the head of his large cock go up my ass and I felt them both moving inside of me at the same time, their cocks only separated by one thin layer of my flesh in my pussy.

My tits were being kneaded and sucked on, my nipples hard from arousal as I felt my body being fucked by my two boyfriends at the same time, all at once I was ready to cum again, and as I started to cum I felt them both go off inside of me seconds apart. It was heaven, feeling both of them fucking me like this. I couldn’t believe what I had come home to, I only knew I never wanted it to stop.

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Risky Masturbation

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One thing many callers tell me they do is risky masturbation. It’s quite common for guys to be jerking off in cars in full view of others, in parking lots, parked on sidewalks where ones can see in the windows. Others have said they spy on someone and jerk off as they are looking. Many confess to having watched their mom in the shower and jerking off as they watched her through the crack in the door and she had no clue they were that close by.

One recently told me about a masturbation experience from his youth on a road trip with his family. It amazes me how risky some are in their actions. His sister was asleep beside him, his mom was asleep in the front seat and his father was driving, he was sitting right behind his father and he rubbed one out as they drove down the highway in the dark with the radio softly playing. His dad had no idea what was going on right behind him! I can’t imagine taking such risks, but teenage boys get very horny and they can often take any available opportunity, no matter how ill thought out. The embarrassment factor would be high if things went wrong.

I think of the American Pie movies and how many things went wrong for the poor protagonist and his risky masturbation habits. Horniness can truly put you in a weird state of mind and make foolish choices you wouldn’t otherwise make in a normal state of mind. The humorous tales at someone else’s expense make for good listening down the road, but at the time they unfold, are most embarrassing for the ones that got caught with dick in hand, or finger in pussy.

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