Salty Mouth

Dirty talk for some can be very arousing. Naughty words, swearing, cursing, many names for the same thing. I just had a caller who just wanted me to repeat the word “fuck” over and over. I’m betting when he grew up, swearing was not tolerated at all and was possibly even punished. I have had other callers as well that just love me to call them names or say “bad words”. Motherfucker, prick, bastard, cocksucker, fuck, fucker, son of a bitch, all kinds of things.

Many would say they just love to her a woman say “cunt”, and another loved hearing me say “masturbate or masturbation”. It’s kind of quaint really, they likely were growing up where such words were more than frowned upon, and now because it was forbidden, it’s the ultimate turn on for so many. On my “fuck” call, I must have said it dozens of times and he repeated it back, it seems silly really to able to please someone with just saying swear words, but it’s certainly easy to please one that asks for something so simple and harmless.

My mom has told me my vocabulary has certainly become more colorful since I’ve gotten into this line of work! I talk like a longshoreman, how can I help it when every other word out of my mouth is cock, pussy, cunt, and fuck!? It’s a challenge when I’m out in public to keep it in check. Many dislike hearing a woman swear in public, as it makes her appear common, which I tend to agree with, even though I personally find it hard to watch my own mouth. I guess my mouth is best suited to a bedroom with a horny man inside that likes to hear curse words. After all, so many find it arousing…..

 

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I Love You, Mommy…….

The mother son incest fantasy is very popular. Much more than I ever imagined when I started this phone work of mine. I expected some, sure, but I also expected the equal amount of men desiring fantasy talk about their daughters. Wrong. I think I could easily count on the fingers of two hands the number of men that wanted that daughter fantasy. The ones wanting to talk about mommy, I cannot even count.

I’m not sure why it is so prevalent, but boy, is it ever popular. Mommy is the first woman they ever loved, and so many are not quite able to switch it over to the right kind of love. When I get younger guys on the phone and they realize I’m older than them, they often fall into mommy mode. Some are even into their grandmas, but that has been much less frequent in my experience.

Many did things as they were sexually maturing that seems to have stayed with them. Either secretly watching their mom undress or get out of the shower, to taking her panties and sniffing them after they’d been worn all day, to masturbating with said panties, to even spying on her masturbating or having sex.

Never underestimate the number of guys lusting after their moms, it’s a large number, believe me. I think many will never admit to it, since they know their girlfriends and wives would not understand or want to know about their desires, so they fantasize in secret about it.

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Painted Lady

Some guys go for the more extreme women, some are into “body art”. I for one am not a fan of tattoos, I would never get one and wouldn’t want to be with a guy that had any. I consider it marring ones body. But I realize they are becoming more and more common place, though I cannot grasp why.

Sometimes I think a man might think a woman with tattoos is a more loose woman by nature, not so concerned about societies conventions and all of that, more of a “I do what I want”, sort, so perhaps more sexually liberal.

The body piercings also seem to go hand in hand with ones into body art. The lip rings, nose studs. I don’t get it. One hole in each earlobe is enough in my books, but I guess I’m a bit old fashioned. I recall in my teens my best friend had two holes in each earlobe and I wanted that as well, I’m so glad I never followed through with it and stuck with the one hole I had. She soon got many ear piercings all the way up to the tips of her ear, I don’t get it, and she was a boy crazy sort as well, so maybe there’s something to it. If you see a tattooed girl or one with many piercings, you may well get further than with a girl with no tats and only one piercing.

It used to be the lady at the circus was one of the only tattooed ladies you could see, now any mall or city bus has a few of their own right there. I’d like to see these painted characters at 60 and see how happy they are with their body art they got on a whim in their youth. Oh well, I have no sympathy for them. Let them look like painted freaks.

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Work It Baby!

Horniness can creep up at the most inconvenient times. Even at work. I talk to guys calling from work jerking off under their desk, in their office. One even told me he jerked off in an office full of people under his desk being discrete and came into his waste paper basket. That takes some courage, or stupidity, maybe a bit of both.

Office shenanigans are nothing new, women have been chased around their desks since women started to work in offices. After hours has often meant play time for co workers.

The thought of acting inappropriately at work holds appeal for many. The thought of getting caught adds to the thrill and excitement. Many that fool around with ones they work with want to possibly get caught. The thought of their boss finding out and their job being at stake heightens the entire affair.

Familiarity can make for strange bedfellows, and often ones we would never look at in our real lives, the constant proximity makes us more comfortable with them and leads us to think of them in ways we ordinarily would not.

Work place rendezvous are not just for co workers either, how many clients have gotten involved with their lawyers and others they have hired on. Work place is often be the only place we meet others. Many people simply go to work and home and that’s pretty much it, so it’s our only contact with other people sometimes. So workplace romances are sometimes the only chance we will have.

Some companies have rules against co workers getting involved, but it doesn’t stop it, it can often make it more appealing since it’s forbidden and just drives it underground.

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Thighing

 

As an agnostic, it is hard for me not to get angry at all the bullshit that that is spewed out all in the name of the imaginary sky father by various religions. Love of money isn’t the root of all evil, I think it’s religion, personally.

Here’s another rage inciter belief of one of the religions. “Thighing”. It’s a practice where grown men place their dicks between the thighs of youngsters to get off, but they aren’t fucking them you understand, and of course “Allah” approves…..Child brides and thigh fuckers.

Gimme a break, these sick fuckers don’t grow up with normal sexual development, as they are totally segregated from the opposite sex and have warped ideas in many areas, so if they aren’t allowed to develop naturally, they will develop their sexuality unnaturally and use what is available to them.

I only recently heard of this “thighing” and couldn’t believe such a thing existed, and of course it has religion giving it it’s stamp of approval, so that makes it A.O.K……

They keep their women oppressed and in beekeepers outfits and apparently fuck the thighs of little kids, but they pray 5 times a day you understand, so they are good, Allah fearing folk. Right…..And disagree with them and they will cut your head off with a sword. Thank “God” I was born in North America and not into such a culture. I never said I was “politically correct”. I just call ’em like I see ’em.  

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