Sexy, Silky Pantyhose

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Even though pantyhose are not comfortable, usually not convenient to wear, easy to snag and run, they do have their fans and they do make your skin look better. I do not get the whole let’s skip the pantyhose bare legged look of late. If one thing the new wife of Prince William has done, it’s bring the pantyhose back, since apparently it’s against royal protocol to be seen without them. As well as open toed shoes-they are a no no as well…..

I used to get made fun of in school for wearing pantyhose under my shorts in gym class, but I felt they looked better than bare legs. I even had a great aunt once that went so far as wearing them under a bathing suit, now that’s a bit much, she did have leg veins, so I guess I can see being self conscious about that, but under a bathing suit is a bit crazy.

Every day I get calls from pantyhose and stocking enthusiasts that love to talk about fucking their lady while she wears nylons, ripping a hole in them, or running their hands up and down their legs enjoying the feel of the nylons. I get the appeal of the look of stockings, but pantyhose not so much, but they do have their fans. So the next time you want to have some erotic lovemaking, try having some stockings and a garter belt and high heels, sexy, silky lingerie can be a real feast for the eyes and the feel of the fabric can be very sexy on the hands and rubbed on the genitals as well.

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Uncle Ben

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One of the more popular calls I get is for racial humiliation. It always amuses me no end men are paying me to call them names they no doubt would stab me for if I called them that on the street in open public. Most that call for it are indeed black, but I do also get Asians, the odd Hispanic and a Jew once in a while, or an Indian.

It’s not difficult to call someone names, it’s difficult to understand why they would want me to, but then I don’t understand ones with small cocks wanting me to make fun of that either, yet they seem to like it, so why not. One thing I will say about black clients that call my racial humiliation line, is they are more polite to me than most white clients and have never called me names that many white clients have. I’m not sure if it’s the whole “knowing their place” thing or what, but they are always very polite and respectful towards me, which is a lot more than I can say for a lot of white men that call.

They really seem to like having their characteristics made fun of, the asians with the slant eyes and flat faces and way they talk and small cocks and the blacks that love being told they aren’t fit to lick the soles of my shoes. They know they should be punished for even entertaining sexual thoughts of a white woman that they know is far above their lowly selves. Many even have slavery fantasies going back to Civil War times and how they would have been treated back on the Southern plantations and whipped by the overseer and sold at auction for trying to escape or talking back to one of the whites. It’s an interesting fetish to be sure.

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Let’s All Fight

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There seems to be a rash of men all of a sudden interested in wrestling matches in some sort of erotic setting. I have gotten calls from one client that wants to talk about his ex girlfriends all of a sudden meeting up and getting into cat fights, we discuss height, weight, names, new boyfriends there that are egging them on, hair pulling, slapping, clothes pulling etc.

There are also some men that want to talk about engaging in wrestling with ex boyfriends and husbands. They seem to like the may the best man win mentality of it all and want to fight these men for the women at stake. I am not quite sure what is to blame for all of this, but in the last year there has been a real increase in ones asking for these types of calls. I can only blame the increasing levels of violence in society for this kind of rough and tumble scenarios that are playing out in the minds of horny men across America. Violence seems to affect so many areas of our lives, it’s no surprise sex has also become intertwined with it as well.

Sex and love should be beautiful, peaceful expressions, yet some want to pervert it and make it mixed up with violence. What is the matter with people of today, I cannot understand it. I guess as long as something remains in fantasy there is no harm. How many men are actually going to become involved in wrestling matches with the ex boyfriends of their girlfriends. This is an odd trend though. Seems swords and dueling pistols were the more chivalrous thing in the past, yet by the same token, wrestling doesn’t usually kill or maim as they did, but it just doesn’t seem the gentlemanly thing to be involved in.

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Sexsomnia

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Sexsomnia is when people are asleep but have sex, not exactly sleep walking, but sleep sexing. I have certainly wakened up having an orgasm, without even touching myself, but these people affected with this sleep disorder are going out and having sex with others, or with their partners if they have one and not remembering a thing about it in the morning. Men have been acquitted of rape charges since they were supposedly asleep at the time of the alleged attacks and had no memory of it.

Some sleep walkers are aware of their problem, but many are not, and it’s only when family members bring this activity to their attention that they realize they are doing more than sleeping. Many have had eating disorders where they wake up and eat things, even non edible things like cigarette butts or paper and have no recollection of it at all, but when your partner is wakened up by you having sex with them, you need to be made aware of the incidents. Ones with depression and obsessive compulsive disorders are more at risk for this behavior than ones that do not.

If your partner is aware of this and doesn’t mind sexual activity while you are asleep, it’s not as much of an issue than if you were going out and finding someone not willing. I know a woman that has sleep walked many times and has wakened up walking down the middle of the road, so it is possible that these things are going on. Professional help is needed to get this under control.

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The Undead

 

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Just when you think you’ve heard it all, you hear something new. I thought necrophilia was odd, but I’ve now read of a woman in her late 30’s charged with committing sexual acts with a skeleton. I don’t even know how one would go about such things, but apparently she did. A full skeleton, as well as skulls and various other bones as well as DVD’s of her, um “doing things with them” was discovered in her apartment when someone thought they heard gunshots coming from her home and police came upon the weird scene.

As gross as having sex with dead body might be, they still look human, if fresh anyway, but a skeleton? Bones as a dildo? I don’t even know what one would do to get off with bones. People are indeed a sorry lot to do the things they do. Charges of disturbing the dead may be filed, but she claims to have purchased the 50 year old plus ones from online. You can buy bones online? Who would want to, and why?

The softness and warmth and breathing of another person I guess escapes her. How death can be the slightest bit arousing when sex is all about feeling alive and aroused and more connected to another person than you ever can be, how something cold and dead can be sensual, I cannot grasp in anyway. There are a lot of deranged individuals out there that need help, though some are indeed beyond help. If some guy ever told me he’d been getting help for some sort of disorder like this, but he was nearly over it now, I don’t think so, not in a million years would I get involved with some nut like that.

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