Keep It In The Family

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Sharon

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The other night I spoke to a new client and he had plenty of “keep it in the family” fantasies. He had a 15 year old daughter and said he’d told his wife to give her vibrators to masturbate with and how he snuck in as she slept and sucked on them on his knees beside the bed as they were left on her bedside table after being used, still covered with her pussy juice.

He wanted his wife and daughter to give him a blow job together, mother instructing daughter how to lick, suck and tease him to heaven and back again as they were both on their knees in front of him. He also wants to watch them fuck the well endowed neighbor and have mom give daughter lessons as he watches and strokes himself silly watching his virgin teenage daughter get fucked and deflowered and stretched.

Fluffing up the big dicked neighbor for the women in his family, having them watch on as he sucks cock to get it hard for their eager, waiting pussies. He told me it was just fantasy of course, not real and that he’d never touch his daughter, but he thought about doing all these naughty things. I am betting he didn’t let his wife in on all the naughtiness, I’m doubting she would be as keen on it. So for now, he strokes away and calls phone girls and tells them of his secret fantasies of the daughter, with him and the neighbor and mom.

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Mother In Law Fantasy

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Sharon

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Not all men hate their mother in laws, in fact a number of them are secretly lusting after them. I hear it several times a week, they have been thinking of their wives mother when making love to her. Many have even gone so far as to steal panties from her when they have been visiting her house with the wife in tow. I can well imagine how well it would go over if wifey found out their husband was sniffing her mom’s panties as they masturbate. I think they’d be horrified. Would be bad enough if it was their sister they had the hots for, but her mom? Ouch.

That would bother the hell out of me. It’s normal for there to be a degree of sibling rivalry, but you are not supposed to have to compete with your parents for romantic attentions. That kind of competitive relationship would just be horrible. I haven’t heard too much over the years of women lusting after their father’s in law the same way, though I’m sure somewhere out there it’s happening, but the mother in law fantasy is alive and well.

I recall laughing at some poor uninformed client that called a few years ago and they were confused about the term MILF. They were quite surprised when I told them it stood for Mom I’d Love To Fuck. They thought it stood for Mother In Law fantasy. That always amused me no end and they were so shocked when I’d pointed it out to them. Oh well, men will lust after most people given the right circumstances I’m convinced.

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Bukkake

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Sharon

 

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Bukkake is a unique sexual act usually featuring several men and a woman, though it can also be several men cumming on one man as well. It started in (where else) Japan in the 80’s in porn due to their stricter laws and porn they couldn’t show the genitals having penetration. Porn without penetration? WTF? How very odd….So some porn producer thought another allowable yet naughty activity would be to show women getting covered with cum.

It places women in a humiliating, submissive position, not quite being gang raped, but they are being used by a group of men in a degrading manner. Some men like the idea of being cummed on by many guys as well. I easily recall a caller that told me all about some adult convention and how every attendee had to come with blood test papers since the had bukkake events there, and if ones were going to be covered with cum they had to make sure they were safe.

One has compared it to a circle jerk, a bunch of men masturbating together, it’s just the woman they are aiming their cum shots at is there for the completion of it, they aren’t alone with only other men there. He told me how at the convention a man sits in one of those inflatable little kiddie pools and the men stand around them and jerk off and cum on them. I can’t understand the appeal of it, but obviously it’s an appeal for some.

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The Naughty Nun

Posted on January 28, 2013 by Sharon

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A man I spoke to tonight said decades ago a nun hit on him. Um, OK……Not sure if that’s just in his fantasy, I’m thinking that’s a YES. This nun was hot to trot and wanted this guy bad apparently. If only these jokers knew how we laughed at them and their insane things they tell us. You have to give them an A for creativity if nothing else.

Now let’s for a moment think why a man would be thinking of a nun in this way in the first place. Well, she’s not supposed to have any interest in sex, or she wouldn’t have given her life over to the service of others and total chastity, so she’s like the forbidden fruit. There was an old movie years ago from the 1960’2 with Hayley Mills in it where she played a nun, a young pretty one, and a man said in the movie, “There’s nothing sadder than a pretty nun.” I can see his point, he sees a waste of a life, the lost chances at romance, raising a family, the everyday normal pleasures of life.

There is likely porn out there with people dressed up as priests and nuns, there seems to be every kind of porn out there if you look hard enough I would imagine. Only one other guy I have ever spoken to had mentioned a nun or priests, and he was a bit extreme, with orgies between them. I guess better the priests go after the nuns than little boys. It’s an unnatural lifestyle, and ones in it seem often to make their repressed passions go astray since they are not allowed to unfold in a normal way. Don’t get me started on religion. The nun in his fantasy or supposed real life experience seemed plenty experienced to him, so I’m guessing she was a naughty nun….

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MMF

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Sharon

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I well recall the first business call I ever got nearly 4 1/2 years ago. It was a man that wanted to talk about a threesome with him, me, and another guy, with the focus on him and the other guy. He’d had a chance at one of these MMF threesomes years before and passed on the opportunity and had been regretting it ever since and masturbated to this lost opportunity exclusively it seemed. He was very graphic in his descriptions and the calls were not pleasant really, I always grimaced when I picked up the phone and it was him.

I have no issue with male on male, it’s just he was older and that’s a turn off to me and just the way he went through the calls left me cold and I dreaded them and they were all the same. It was hardly the stuff of hot gay porn with hot guys in their 20’s, that can be arousing, but this post middle aged guy, it was just icky, I won’t even get into the specifics…

Everyone has the right to fantasize of course, and from what I have heard and read, I realize 99% of these fantasies would never be becoming true ever, but they help ones get more aroused, so what’s the harm. I well know the men that call, half of them want to talk about other guys and how they crave cock and sucking. They either go the cuckold route or the forced bi route most times, to take the responsibility off of themselves for wanting it, they do want it they just can’t accept it and admit it in their minds, so they need domme women to force them into it. Silly men.

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