“My Penis is Small”

Many times guys with little dicks call, but they aren’t seeking small penis humiliation. They are more confessing how sad their lives really are due to this defect by nature. One today said he was only four inches and he was a twenty nine year old virgin. He said no woman in his life had ever shown interest in him and he felt nothing would ever change. I asked if he’d considered an escort and he said he’d be too nervous to do that and doubted he’d even be able to get hard if there was real woman around. He said even when he calls women he has trouble getting hard since it’s so nerve racking for him. He masturbates daily and never has erectile issues when alone.

When some confess they are small, I automatically go into small penis humiliation mode, but some ask you to stop, since they aren’t calling to be made fun of. It’s a fine line to walk for sure. Some crave humiliation, others don’t, even though they’re good candidates for it! It’s amazing how many are socially awkward and afraid of women. Some come right out and say they’re cowards. They want a woman, but at the same time are too afraid to act on it.

They know their little dicks are not going to be taken well by women. I suggest if they meet a woman to bring it up on the first date so no expectations are destroyed from saying nothing. Most do admit to not saying anything, seeing the woman get shocked, they are usually given a pity fuck and never see the woman again. Isn’t it just better to tell someone ahead of time to warn them? You wonder what they are thinking. In most cases they simply aren’t thinking at all. They’re too embarrassed to be so open about their “problem.”

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Sucking Dad

This caller the other day was saying what a slut his daughter is, that she likes to wake him off by sucking on his cock. In his dreams, I’m sure. He said he first spied on her with her boyfriend one day when he came home from work early and he got really turned on watching them and he said she looked like a really good cocksucker. He mentioned to her that he saw her and she was mortified at first, but then he said he’d like to sample her cocksucking skills himself, first hand. She was reluctant at first, but agreed to show him how good she was.

To her surprise, she liked it and loved daddy’s cock and soon began giving him morning wake up calls by sucking on his dick. He usually woke up hard anyway, and she was only too happy to help. The wife died years ago, so he had no lady in his life. He said she let him watch when she fucked her boyfriend. The boyfriend didn’t know about it, the dad spied from the doorway and the crack in the door and he’d be rubbing his cock watching. He said after the boyfriend left, he’d go in and fuck her. Sometimes he’d even lick the boyfriend’s cum out of her.

Soon she started sleeping in his bed and they’d fuck every night. I’m sure all of this is strictly in his imagination and not true, but some will swear up and down all their wild fantasies are true. So he said they still carry on and she still likes to wake daddy up with her lips around his dick and she said the inexperienced boys her own age have nothing on a man of experience like her daddy has. He was rubbing one out as he told me all of this.

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She Licked My Pussy

I made a new friend recently and things turned unexpectedly naughty. We were talking about boyfriends and how it was no fun with no sex between boyfriends and she said she’d learned a fix for that years ago, in college. She just played with women between men. I was a bit shocked, but she seemed surprised I hadn’t gone the same route. She said I should try it, and that she’d be more than happy to introduce me to the pleasures of being with another woman. I was curious now that she talked about it, and I was also between boyfriends and was horny.

I told her for me masturbation had been my alone time release when no man was in the picture. She agreed that was good yes, but I was missing out on playing with ladies. She came over to me and started to kiss me. I did not say no to her advances. Soon her hand was between my legs and she was stripping my clothes off and she laid on her back in bed and told me to straddle her face, which I did. I thought I’d had my pussy eaten very well before, but never had by a woman.

The difference was striking. She without a doubt did the best job licking me that had ever been done. I was in sheer heaven from her administrations. I came several times from her licking me and I loved every minute of it. My pussy was just dreaming with my cream and she lapped up every drop of it and made me the most relaxed I’d ever felt. With men there’s that emotional aspect, and since I’m not attracted to women emotionally, you can really let go sexually with them I’ve been learning! All in all, this new friend has been a positive addition to my sex life.

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He Came in His Mom’s Cake

One caller has been a bad boy many times, cumming in his mother’s food. He likes to cook, so it gives him access to food that she eats on a regular basis. I am not sure why someone would want to cum in someone else’s food unless they hated them, but he doesn’t hate his mother, he loves her and wears her dirty panties every chance he gets. He likes to feed his cum unsuspectingly to her friends as well when they come over for visits and he prepares the food for them. They have no idea they are ingesting his cum of course.

I told him it’s a despicable thing to do to people, but he got some perverse thrill out of it. It wasn’t that he thought it was funny, no one would understand but him I guess what the real thrill in such an action would be. He likes to lick his own cum as well, so I guess he thinks all should be able to sample it. More callers are into licking up their own cum than one might think. One is always talking about mailing me his cum for me to drink it. So disgusting, you can’t even imagine people saying such things to a stranger on the phone.

The one that bakes and cooks though, the poor guests that have unknowingly sampled his cum. If only they had any idea, they’d never go to that home again and risk being exposed to his perversion. The mother would lose all her friends due to her perverted son. She’d kick him out not a doubt, disown him too, he said. One can only wonder what goes on in restaurant kitchens, a terrifying thought. He cooks for a living as well, so makes you wonder about the ones he’s cooked for even not at home. Hopefully he’s not alone in the work kitchen to do such things, but you never know.

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My Hot Threesome

My husband wanted only one thing for Christmas and he said it wouldn’t cost a cent. My red flags went up with his trying to sell me something like this. He said he wanted a threesome with me and a friend of his. He said it would all be about satisfying me, he had no desire to have any sexual interaction with the other man, and the other man felt the same way. I thought it over and decided to try it. The friend was a good looking guy, but I knew I’d never develop feelings for him, so it was a safe choice. He was thrilled at my accepting his idea.

The friend came over a couple of nights before Christmas and we all had some drinks and adjourned to the bedroom. They were not lying when they said it was all going to be about me. I was nearly passing our from cumming so much. They took turns licking me, fucking me, touching me, kissing me. It was sensation overload almost, and they were both insatiable. I enjoyed sucking them both off as well. It was fun to see the two cocks out at the same time, comparing them. I liked sucking off one while getting fucked by the other.

The friend was a bit larger than hubby, and he stretched me out a good deal, but I was not complaining. I enjoyed the limits he pushed me to. It had been a long time since I felt stretched that way, and I loved it. After we had all cum as many times as we could, the friend left and hubby and I took a long, hot shower together and then went to bed and had a very long, hard sleep. It was a Christmas gift to remember for us both. I shall have to take his gift suggestions more seriously in the future, since this was a great idea.

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