Thou Shall Not Fall In Love

A taboo for some is having sex with a man of the cloth. A Catholic priest is really the only one here a woman would be falling for, since other forms of Christianity allow their men of the cloth to take wives. Rabbi’s and ministers are allowed to marry, but as priests take a vow of celibacy, it’s not allowed.

There was a very popular book and miniseries in the 1980’s called “The Thorn Birds”, about a priest that fell in love with a woman, it was quite big in its day, forbidden love and all that. The thought of stealing a man away from God himself holds appeal to some women, that they alone could be the most tempting thing this man had ever known. Men don’t join the priesthood in the numbers they once did, it’s been on the steady decline since the 1960’s, and men have been leaving once they have joined because they cannot take being alone. Love and sex is too much of a draw. They want a family and if they want that, it’s crazy to deny themselves.

Not as many men have the fantasy of nuns it seems. There has only been one client I ever had that had a fantasy about priests and nuns, he was a character for sure. He wanted the nuns getting it on together and the priests and nuns to be getting it on together, his stuff was pretty wild. I’d think only one raised in the church would likely have such fantasies, as why would an atheist bother thinking of such things, they likely wouldn’t. I’m sure some have, but not as many as the ones raised around nuns and priests would, and their fantasies would be a rebelling of sorts.

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Minute Men

A taboo NO man wants to talk about is a mighty common one at that-premature ejaculation. An embarrassment that many live with. I was horrified to read the average man only lasts 5 1/2 minutes! UNACCEPTABLE! Some of my favorite calls are small penis humiliation calls, they are so utterly amusing and easy, and guess what they very commonly go hand in hand with? You guessed it, premature ejaculation.

I always assumed most men are in a hurry since they grew up furtively masturbating in bathrooms or their rooms always worrying someone would be questioning what was taking them so long in there, and indeed, I do think a great deal of that is to blame. But going back in time to the cave man, when predators were around every corner and you had to flee at a moments notice, it makes sense that you’d get things over with as fast as possible so you could fight or flee. If you’re in the middle of fucking as a cougar comes walking into your cave, you’re not going to be as fast on the attack as if you weren’t fucking, would you now…

Well the days of evading cougars in caves is long past us and now we can usually relax and enjoy ourselves, but they guys are still barely clocking past 5 min. There are techniques that guys can use to train themselves to last longer. I have told countless callers how to train themselves and get over this. It CAN be overcome, if they are willing to put in the time and the practice to do so. Sex is not a race. I can’t believe how many people I tell that too. You’d think people were banging on their doors and they had to do it as fast as possible. Research online the various techniques to overcome premature ejaculation and you and your partner will thank you!

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Period Sex

A taboo for some women is having sex during their period. Ones used to be sent to caves during their time of the month, even the bible speaks of women not being touched during this time or they and the ones they lay with will be “unclean”. Not all guys are into it either.

It’s up to the people involved obviously. I have talked to many about this topic, some guys don’t care, others don’t want to, same with the ladies, some don’t mind, others do not feel fresh enough to get intimate during this time.

For some it is a fetish, I haven’t had that many calls from guys that were into this, but I have had a few for sure. There is period porn out there for ones really wanting to see the nitty gritty shall we say. I’m convinced no matter the topic, there’s porn out there for it if you look hard enough. One cam girl I know has masturbating during her period videos available, so obviously there’s a market for them, or they wouldn’t have been made in the first place.

You can certainly get horny during your period, there’s no doubt about that. If it’s beyond the having cramps stage where you’re crying curled up in a ball from the pain, I have no problem with playing during that time of the month, but for some cramps can be some painful, sex is the last thing you want any part of, but once that’s passed, I’m good to go….

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Do I Creep You Out?

How many of us have looked up an ex online, or at the very least someone who we were crushing on? *Hand raised*…Thought so. In today’s world, it’s so beyond easy to look people up online, makes you wonder how the stalkers of yesteryear got on now, doesn’t it? Think of the legwork the poor bastards had to go to! And here we can cyber stalk with ease from the comfort of our homes.

Facebook is a stalkers dream, pics by the hundreds, people so narcissistic in their shallow lives they have all their pics on display for the world to see, as the stalkers look at the most intimate and minute details of their lives. I have heard of ex’s checking on a former lovers page every few hours to see if new details for them to obsess over have been added.

A lot of people do get stalked, not just celebrities, everyday people that just happen to have attracted an odd sort.

I had a minor incident myself a few years ago with a man across the street. Everytime I went outside to do yardwork, he’d appear outside soon afterward to sit in his chair and watch. He came over once and asked me out and I politely declined, but he was always watching, to the point if he came out, I’d go back inside. One day there was a pounding on my door and I thought it was a friend and this nut was at the door declaring his love for me. Except for turning down his invitation the year before, all of around 5 sentences, I’d never said a word to him. I backed into the house and was grateful when he moved away in the next year or so.

It’s creepy to get unwanted attention from someone, and if they know your full name, believe me, they are searching…It’s so easy to find facts out online, and so many have so much on display for the entire world to see about themselves. Some are practically bonafide celebrities they are so well known online. From their pics, to their videos they make on Youtube, their blogs and of course their Facebook pages. Some are so bold as to be on naughty sites with full nude pictures.

One of my favorite songs from the 80’s by The Police, Every Breath You Take, if you listen to the lyrics, it’s totally a stalker song!

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Mom Daughter Threesome

A taboo many guys seem to fantasize about is the mom and daughter threesome. I can’t say how many times I have run into men that want to have a call about this kind of sexual encounter. The other night it was even taken to the next level, a guy wanted a mom and her two daughters. She was going to be giving them cock sucking lessons and showing them just what to do to best please a man.

Threesomes are very common for fantasies, though I always question how few men would be able to actually please two women at once, since most men can’t even seem to totally satisfy one. I guess it’s the old “eyes are bigger than the stomach” dilemma. They THINK they are man enough to please two ladies at once, but very, very few actually could do such a task if called upon…

The forbidden threesome, seems more normal a thought with sisters or twins especially, but the mom daughter combination seems to hold a particular appeal for some. The pervy combination. I have yet to have a call with a guy that asks for a daddy son threesome though, but give it time, in time I hear all sorts of oddities.

The thought of a mom showing her daughter just what to do is very sexy for them, yet so many mother daughter relationships have a sexually competitive undertone when it comes to men, especially if the mom is not married and is available. It would be a very odd threesome indeed. Some men are into catfights though, so perhaps this would be just the odd combination they might be looking for.

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