This Is Gonna Hurt……

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Sharon

Cock and ball torture can be pretty fun stuff. My cruel and devious mind has made more than one caller grimace and flinch as I describe in graphic detail just what I’d do to their manly bits if they were in front of me.

One I spoke to liked to pour very hot water over his cock, not out of the kettle hot, but as hot as it would come out of the tap hot, which can still be near scalding temperature. He said the tip would get so bright red from the hot water that it “Resembled the bud of an exotic flower.” How poetic……

I get right into these calls, I’d slap their dicks with the bottom of rubber soled slippers until they were wailing in pain. Want some burning from the inside out? I can arrange that. Q-Tips dipped in icy hot gel and inserted up the cock can deliver a frightening sensation that will last for days and nights on end.

Makes you wonder what sort of mind wants to inflict pain on their most tender of body parts. I for the life of me don’t get it. I would never want anyone to be torturing my clit, that sounds beyond horrible, yet it’s the same principal. Some just want their balls hurt, others only their cock, some both. Some go so far as to get into actual castration fantasies of actually cutting all their junk off once and for all. Now that’s a bit permanent, and if they did it, they’d never be able to enjoy the sensations of cock and ball torture again. It would be the end of it.

 

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Is That A Honeydew Melon In Your Pants?

Posted on September 10, 2012 by Sharon

Just when you think you have heard and read it all, you come across something so odd, you can’t believe your eyes. I came across something called “Scrotal Infusion”. Now what may you ask is scrotal infusion? It’s where a man decides his balls are just a wee bit small and he’d like something bigger to impress the ladies.

And what do you think he does to increase their size? An implant operation? No. Eating more Wheaties to get his manly strength up? No. Well I will tell you what he does, he gets an I.V. bag, and a tube and a needle and injects fluid into his balls. I kid you not. If done properly, in time, over a few days, the fluid of saline solution will become absorbed by the body, so I guess he just needs to plump up his boys before a hot date, really…

Well big shocker here, some geniuses that have tried this have done it improperly and had their balls swollen up very badly and needed to get medical help when their bodies didn’t absorb the fluid. I read of one case where a man had injected 2 litres, that’s 8 cups, 4 cups per ball, of fluid. It’s unbelievable anyone would try such a thing, but do they really think women want a guy with testicles the size of basketballs? Really?

I will never forget an odd caller that spoke lovingly of a man he wanted yet never got and how his testicles were “The size of honeydew melons.” As I tried very hard to suppress laughter as this man waxed poetic on another man’s cock and balls for over 2 hours, I couldn’t believe all that I was hearing. Holding that laughter back on that call was incredibly hard. From the tip of his cock that was, “Like the tip of a jeweled scepter”, to the honeydew melon sized balls, I couldn’t believe my ears for the most part at the bizarre descriptions I was hearing. I swear after 2 hours, I’d loved to have seen a picture of this cock and balls myself, as they were made out to be the most perfect specimens of male genitalia in all of humanity. So you too can have the balls of your dreams only an I.V. bag and a injection away……WTF is next I ask myself…..

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Sex Outside

Posted on September 3, 2012 by Sharon

 

Many men seem to be exhibitionists by nature and love to have sex outdoors. Beaches seem to be the place where it seems most natural to be doing it outdoors. Most getting caught for public nudity and indecency don’t seem to be getting caught in their own backyards, they seem to like the risk of getting caught. Parks, beaches, in cars parked in semi public areas, these are all places of high interest to ones in this hobby. Balconies as well.

Many call from cars and semi public places, I recall years ago being parked next to a car with a guy in it that was jerking off, looking around , yet I was in the next car, barely an arms length away! Yet there he was arm going up and down, parked right next to the door of a grocery store as I waited inside the for my mom to finish shopping, and he continued to go on with his masturbating.

Every summer you read some report online of some couple that was spotted having sex on some balcony in plain view of others, it is so common place. I mean as long as they aren’t going at it on the table in the mall food court, who are they hurting by going at it on a balcony?

Well of course, “What if the children saw?” Well, what if they did, you steer them away and say that’s what grown ups do to play. Get over it! So let’s all go outside and have some semi public fun if that’s your thing. Just make sure you’re not going to get busted by the cops, because that could be embarrassing to be arrested for that. Imagine telling your mom and your boss when they see the write-up in the paper under the “In the courts” section. Could get a wee bit awkward…….

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Too Much Of A Good Thing

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Sharon

There can be too much of a good thing. Too big of a cock can be as much of a handicap as too small a one. A man called me this evening with the tale that he was so big he’d been unable to ever fuck a woman. He even sent me a picture. Well I didn’t have the heart to tell him with my suspicious nature that I immediately looked up the pic on reverse pic look up and found it on many porn sites, but his point could be true even if it wasn’t really him.

In reality he likely had a 3 inch penis and got excited  by girls talking to him about a big dick. Sad really, but I’ve heard it before for sure. One had me laughing heartily when he said his cock was so long he tucked it into the top of his sock. Guess he had 4 inch legs…

There are extremes in nature though, and there are men with cocks the size of a pea and ones the size of a forearm, variations of all descriptions exist. And this character was droning on and on about his cock that was bigger around in girth than a wine bottle. It was all I could do not to burst out laughing and call him out on “his” pic that he sent during the call he wanted me to look at.

Poor souls, their fantasies are all many of them have. How can I burst his bubble and tell him the jig is up? I can’t, it’s not in my own self interest to do so, so I play along and tell him how I sympathize with his tragic plight of being given too much by Mother Nature.

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You Know You Want To…..

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Sharon

A taboo for many guys is anal, as in receiving. Most guys want to give it, but not as many want to get it in return. I’m not talking about guys fucking them, I mean as in a woman using a strap on on them.

A guy just tonight called and said he didn’t have a toy, but he wanted instructions on what to do with his ass. I told him a cucumber might suit his purposes. A cheaper answer than a toy to see if anal was for him. I felt ridiculous telling this man to use a vegetable on himself, but, amazingly, he made himself cum with it without even touching his cock.

He emailed a few times asking for instructions, he went out and got the requested vegetable, then called up, veggie and lube in hand and then with my guidance slowly inserted the cucumber up his ass. I had a guy call once that used a carrot, but somehow a cucumber seemed more appropriate in this case, so perhaps now he will either get an actual dildo or we can graduate up in size to progressively larger cucumbers.

Many men can cum very hard from anal toys without even touching their cock. The prostate can give them explosive orgasms that can be induced by toys, or with fingers. So if your guy is a bit shy, don’t show up sporting a strap on, suggest fingers first and then if that goes well, suggest a small toy for the next step. Your guy may never graduate to a strap on, but can find pleasure with his “man pussy”!

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