Showing Off

I’ve always been kind of an exhibitionist, and when I saw a hotel I was interested in had glass walls on the balcony side, it piqued my interest. I knew exactly what I’d plan on doing once inside there. I’ve always liked to show off when I masturbate and make it look like an accident or that I didn’t know anyone was around. I was on vacation, so I didn’t really need to worry about anyone seeing me ever laying eyes on me again. There were some condos across from the hotel, and condos and apartment buildings usually mean at least one or a few residents will either have binoculars or a telescope.

I’m such a slut, the idea of masturbating right near the glass wall and perhaps being seen by some curious stranger I’ll never lay eyes on appeals to me for some perverted reason. Normally a horny person would close the curtains or turn off the lights before walking around naked or playing with themselves. Not me, lights blazing, I made sure to walk around naked for a bit before laying down on the bed close to the window. I spread my legs and drizzled some lube on my fingers and went to work.

The sensations felt divine and I could only hope someone or more than one person, was watching me and rubbing their cock at the same time, enjoying seeing my writhing form. That’s the thing about something like this. I have no real idea if no one saw, or a handful of ones gazed at me as I played. There’s no way to know. Oh well. One can always fantasize about a group watching them and getting off at the same time. I’ve always thought it was hot. Perhaps I overestimate my appeal to strangers, masturbating or not.

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Abusing Pumpkins

It’s that time of year again, it’s nearly Halloween, and many naughty boys do things with their pumpkins that they were never meant to. Masturbating with vegetables is hardly new, they would have been used long before regular sex toys came to market. They are pretty cheap, disposable, biodegradable and easily gotten a hold of. So it’s no wonder vegetables are so easy to play with. Much more recommended for men than women, since women could easily get a yeast infection from the natural sugars in many fruits and vegetables. Carving a hole in a fall pumpkin has no doubt been done countless times in history by horny men looking to get off.

Especially the smaller ones that are easily lifted around and tossed out afterwards. You could say they are spilling their seed in the pumpkin seeds that are inside. Anyone that’s ever carved a Jack ‘O Lantern knows how slippery and slimy the insides are of a pumpkin, all the seeds and stringy stuff and goo. That would no doubt feel like lube on a horny cock, so the call of the pumpkin just might be too much to hold back. Watermelons in the summer also can serve this purpose, but they would produce a lot more juice than a pumpkin.

The poor, abused pumpkin. Grown for either lovely fall decorations or delicious pumpkin pies, but used like a sex toy and then tossed out in the garbage. Some men will stick their dicks in anything, so a pumpkin is a better choice than a lot of other things they could have used for certain. Have you fucked any produce lately? A man told me once how when he was in school he bought some meat at a butcher shop, some cheap cut, and took it into an alley and fucked it and tossed it away. Thought it was a very strange thing to do, but men’s minds go to places women’s just don’t.

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Surprise Threesome

My boyfriend walked in on an unexpected situation last week. His old girlfriend had come over, she’d left some box in his garage and wanted to get it. I’d never met her, but let her into the garage to get it and we chatted for a few minutes. We liked one another instantly and hit it off. I invited her to stay for a drink, which led to several. We were soon comparing notes on how he was in bed and laughing. She was interested to see if we’d had any threesomes yet, since she said they had done several over the time they were together.

I said no, the topic had not come up, but I was open to such an experiment. With that, she leaned over and kissed me and touched my breast, and things went from there. A hour later we were feeling one another up in the bedroom and did not even notice when my boyfriend walked in. He cleared his throat and we looked up and he had a big grin on his face. We invited him to join us and he was soon naked on the bed with us and things got even hotter.

He was soon fucking me from behind while she licked my clit. I was in absolute heaven. I loved the feeling of a warm, wet tongue on my clit as he pounded me. She also played with my tits, and I’d never been so turned on in my life. Things just got wetter and more sexy as we traded places and I licked her while he fucked her. He came in her pussy and I licked the cum out of her and was filled up by him once more. They were a lot of fun together and I only wish I’d thought of having a threesome sooner.

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Curry Muncher Humiliation

When ones think of racial humiliation phone sex, they usually think of blacks, which is usually true. Most racial humiliation calls are with blacks, but other races also desire racial humiliation. Indians are likely the second most popular group that likes to be insulted. There’s been several this week alone that have called. Some women will not provide these sorts of calls, usually the left wing Democrat sorts who believe in all that equity and equality bullshit. Well some of us more grounded in reality see things for how they really are and have no problem telling ones their place.

The curry munchers usually have a smaller than average dick, and most seem to want to fuck their moms, aunts and sisters. They like to be made fun of for their smelly food and cow worshiping and dots on their foreheads as well as the turbans and all sorts of other silliness they subscribe to in their everyday lives. They can honestly be quite fun calls and the callers are grateful to have finally found someone that’s willing to indulge their need for racial humiliation and tossing insults their way. Some wish to be dominated, since it’s so opposite to their culture which is very male dominated.

The one I last talked to wanted a dominatrix to fuck his Indian ass with a strap on and make fun of his small cock. Now that’s pretty common with a lot of submissive men, and is not race dependent at all. Making fun of their accents, hair, odor, clothes, there’s just so very much to choose from to make fun of them. Bring it on, wail with tears as we cut you to ribbons with our cruel insults, you asked for it! Are you a member of a lesser race that wants to be told like it is? Then call one of us up and we’ll be happy to set you straight!

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Using My Toy

Callers often ask if we use sex toys when we masturbate. Most women do, at least from time to time. Personally, I find you go through phases. For a while you might be really into using just your fingers, then you will get the urge to feel that certain toy and what it can do to you, then you might put it away for many months before you go back to it. You can get cravings for certain types of orgasms the same way you can crave certain types of foods. Men can be the same, while most do use their hands to masturbate, some use toys, or hump their pillows, or any number of different ways they may utilize to give themselves an orgasm.

One thing this job teaches you, is there’s no one way to pleasure yourself. There’s many different ways depending on your mood or circumstance. Fleshlight’s are the most popular toy that gets mentioned. More than one have mentioned they are a bit heavy and can cause wrist fatigue. I mentioned this to another man and he laughed, he’s got a job on an assembly line and holds a heavy drill all day, so he couldn’t believe some men complain about the weight of a little sex toy, but for ones with a desk job where the heaviest thing they move al day is perhaps a file folder with a few papers in it or a pen, they notice the weight.

More than one caller has mentioned carpel tunnel syndrome they have gotten from their jobs and how it’s affected their masturbation style. You wouldn’t think of that, but yes, it can affect doing that, and most would never mention that to their doctor out of embarrassment. Some have had to learn ways to do hands free masturbation techniques due to that or a sprained wrist, broken arm, there’s all kinds of things that can happen to affect your preferred style of giving yourself an orgasm.

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