It’s that time of year again, it’s nearly Halloween, and many naughty boys do things with their pumpkins that they were never meant to. Masturbating with vegetables is hardly new, they would have been used long before regular sex toys came to market. They are pretty cheap, disposable, biodegradable and easily gotten a hold of. So it’s no wonder vegetables are so easy to play with. Much more recommended for men than women, since women could easily get a yeast infection from the natural sugars in many fruits and vegetables. Carving a hole in a fall pumpkin has no doubt been done countless times in history by horny men looking to get off.
Especially the smaller ones that are easily lifted around and tossed out afterwards. You could say they are spilling their seed in the pumpkin seeds that are inside. Anyone that’s ever carved a Jack ‘O Lantern knows how slippery and slimy the insides are of a pumpkin, all the seeds and stringy stuff and goo. That would no doubt feel like lube on a horny cock, so the call of the pumpkin just might be too much to hold back. Watermelons in the summer also can serve this purpose, but they would produce a lot more juice than a pumpkin.
The poor, abused pumpkin. Grown for either lovely fall decorations or delicious pumpkin pies, but used like a sex toy and then tossed out in the garbage. Some men will stick their dicks in anything, so a pumpkin is a better choice than a lot of other things they could have used for certain. Have you fucked any produce lately? A man told me once how when he was in school he bought some meat at a butcher shop, some cheap cut, and took it into an alley and fucked it and tossed it away. Thought it was a very strange thing to do, but men’s minds go to places women’s just don’t.
