Do I Creep You Out?

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Sharon

How many of us have looked up an ex online, or at the very least someone who we were crushing on? *Hand raised*…Thought so. In today’s world, it’s so beyond easy to look people up online, makes you wonder how the stalkers of yesteryear got on now, doesn’t it? Think of the legwork the poor bastards had to go to! And here we can cyber stalk with ease from the comfort of our homes.

Facebook is a stalkers dream, pics by the hundreds, people so narcissistic in their shallow lives they have all their pics on display for the world to see, as the stalkers look at the most intimate and minute details of their lives. I have heard of ex’s checking on a former lovers page every few hours to see if new details for them to obsess over have been added.

A lot of people do get stalked, not just celebrities, everyday people that just happen to have attracted an odd sort.

I had a minor incident myself a few years ago with a man across the street. Everytime I went outside to do yardwork, he’d appear outside soon afterward to sit in his chair and watch. He came over once and asked me out and I politely declined, but he was always watching, to the point if he came out, I’d go back inside. One day there was a pounding on my door and I thought it was a friend and this nut was at the door declaring his love for me. Except for turning down his invitation the year before, all of around 5 sentences, I’d never said a word to him. I backed into the house and was grateful when he moved away in the next year or so.

It’s creepy to get unwanted attention from someone, and if they know your full name, believe me, they are searching…It’s so easy to find facts out online, and so many have so much on display for the entire world to see about themselves. Some are practically bonafide celebrities they are so well known online. From their pics, to their videos they make on Youtube, their blogs and of course their Facebook pages. Some are so bold as to be on naughty sites with full nude pictures.

One of my favorite songs from the 80’s by The Police, Every Breath You Take, if you listen to the lyrics, it’s totally a stalker song!

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Mom Daughter Threesome

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Sharon

A taboo many guys seem to fantasize about is the mom and daughter threesome. I can’t say how many times I have run into men that want to have a call about this kind of sexual encounter. The other night it was even taken to the next level, a guy wanted a mom and her two daughters. She was going to be giving them cock sucking lessons and showing them just what to do to best please a man.

Threesomes are very common for fantasies, though I always question how few men would be able to actually please two women at once, since most men can’t even seem to totally satisfy one. I guess it’s the old “eyes are bigger than the stomach” dilemma. They THINK they are man enough to please two ladies at once, but very, very few actually could do such a task if called upon…

The forbidden threesome, seems more normal a thought with sisters or twins especially, but the mom daughter combination seems to hold a particular appeal for some. The pervy combination. I have yet to have a call with a guy that asks for a daddy son threesome though, but give it time, in time I hear all sorts of oddities.

The thought of a mom showing her daughter just what to do is very sexy for them, yet so many mother daughter relationships have a sexually competitive undertone when it comes to men, especially if the mom is not married and is available. It would be a very odd threesome indeed. Some men are into catfights though, so perhaps this would be just the odd combination they might be looking for.

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This Is Gonna Hurt……

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Sharon

Cock and ball torture can be pretty fun stuff. My cruel and devious mind has made more than one caller grimace and flinch as I describe in graphic detail just what I’d do to their manly bits if they were in front of me.

One I spoke to liked to pour very hot water over his cock, not out of the kettle hot, but as hot as it would come out of the tap hot, which can still be near scalding temperature. He said the tip would get so bright red from the hot water that it “Resembled the bud of an exotic flower.” How poetic……

I get right into these calls, I’d slap their dicks with the bottom of rubber soled slippers until they were wailing in pain. Want some burning from the inside out? I can arrange that. Q-Tips dipped in icy hot gel and inserted up the cock can deliver a frightening sensation that will last for days and nights on end.

Makes you wonder what sort of mind wants to inflict pain on their most tender of body parts. I for the life of me don’t get it. I would never want anyone to be torturing my clit, that sounds beyond horrible, yet it’s the same principal. Some just want their balls hurt, others only their cock, some both. Some go so far as to get into actual castration fantasies of actually cutting all their junk off once and for all. Now that’s a bit permanent, and if they did it, they’d never be able to enjoy the sensations of cock and ball torture again. It would be the end of it.

 

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Is That A Honeydew Melon In Your Pants?

Posted on September 10, 2012 by Sharon

Just when you think you have heard and read it all, you come across something so odd, you can’t believe your eyes. I came across something called “Scrotal Infusion”. Now what may you ask is scrotal infusion? It’s where a man decides his balls are just a wee bit small and he’d like something bigger to impress the ladies.

And what do you think he does to increase their size? An implant operation? No. Eating more Wheaties to get his manly strength up? No. Well I will tell you what he does, he gets an I.V. bag, and a tube and a needle and injects fluid into his balls. I kid you not. If done properly, in time, over a few days, the fluid of saline solution will become absorbed by the body, so I guess he just needs to plump up his boys before a hot date, really…

Well big shocker here, some geniuses that have tried this have done it improperly and had their balls swollen up very badly and needed to get medical help when their bodies didn’t absorb the fluid. I read of one case where a man had injected 2 litres, that’s 8 cups, 4 cups per ball, of fluid. It’s unbelievable anyone would try such a thing, but do they really think women want a guy with testicles the size of basketballs? Really?

I will never forget an odd caller that spoke lovingly of a man he wanted yet never got and how his testicles were “The size of honeydew melons.” As I tried very hard to suppress laughter as this man waxed poetic on another man’s cock and balls for over 2 hours, I couldn’t believe all that I was hearing. Holding that laughter back on that call was incredibly hard. From the tip of his cock that was, “Like the tip of a jeweled scepter”, to the honeydew melon sized balls, I couldn’t believe my ears for the most part at the bizarre descriptions I was hearing. I swear after 2 hours, I’d loved to have seen a picture of this cock and balls myself, as they were made out to be the most perfect specimens of male genitalia in all of humanity. So you too can have the balls of your dreams only an I.V. bag and a injection away……WTF is next I ask myself…..

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Sex Outside

Posted on September 3, 2012 by Sharon

 

Many men seem to be exhibitionists by nature and love to have sex outdoors. Beaches seem to be the place where it seems most natural to be doing it outdoors. Most getting caught for public nudity and indecency don’t seem to be getting caught in their own backyards, they seem to like the risk of getting caught. Parks, beaches, in cars parked in semi public areas, these are all places of high interest to ones in this hobby. Balconies as well.

Many call from cars and semi public places, I recall years ago being parked next to a car with a guy in it that was jerking off, looking around , yet I was in the next car, barely an arms length away! Yet there he was arm going up and down, parked right next to the door of a grocery store as I waited inside the for my mom to finish shopping, and he continued to go on with his masturbating.

Every summer you read some report online of some couple that was spotted having sex on some balcony in plain view of others, it is so common place. I mean as long as they aren’t going at it on the table in the mall food court, who are they hurting by going at it on a balcony?

Well of course, “What if the children saw?” Well, what if they did, you steer them away and say that’s what grown ups do to play. Get over it! So let’s all go outside and have some semi public fun if that’s your thing. Just make sure you’re not going to get busted by the cops, because that could be embarrassing to be arrested for that. Imagine telling your mom and your boss when they see the write-up in the paper under the “In the courts” section. Could get a wee bit awkward…….

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