Too Much Of A Good Thing

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Sharon

There can be too much of a good thing. Too big of a cock can be as much of a handicap as too small a one. A man called me this evening with the tale that he was so big he’d been unable to ever fuck a woman. He even sent me a picture. Well I didn’t have the heart to tell him with my suspicious nature that I immediately looked up the pic on reverse pic look up and found it on many porn sites, but his point could be true even if it wasn’t really him.

In reality he likely had a 3 inch penis and got excited  by girls talking to him about a big dick. Sad really, but I’ve heard it before for sure. One had me laughing heartily when he said his cock was so long he tucked it into the top of his sock. Guess he had 4 inch legs…

There are extremes in nature though, and there are men with cocks the size of a pea and ones the size of a forearm, variations of all descriptions exist. And this character was droning on and on about his cock that was bigger around in girth than a wine bottle. It was all I could do not to burst out laughing and call him out on “his” pic that he sent during the call he wanted me to look at.

Poor souls, their fantasies are all many of them have. How can I burst his bubble and tell him the jig is up? I can’t, it’s not in my own self interest to do so, so I play along and tell him how I sympathize with his tragic plight of being given too much by Mother Nature.

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You Know You Want To…..

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Sharon

A taboo for many guys is anal, as in receiving. Most guys want to give it, but not as many want to get it in return. I’m not talking about guys fucking them, I mean as in a woman using a strap on on them.

A guy just tonight called and said he didn’t have a toy, but he wanted instructions on what to do with his ass. I told him a cucumber might suit his purposes. A cheaper answer than a toy to see if anal was for him. I felt ridiculous telling this man to use a vegetable on himself, but, amazingly, he made himself cum with it without even touching his cock.

He emailed a few times asking for instructions, he went out and got the requested vegetable, then called up, veggie and lube in hand and then with my guidance slowly inserted the cucumber up his ass. I had a guy call once that used a carrot, but somehow a cucumber seemed more appropriate in this case, so perhaps now he will either get an actual dildo or we can graduate up in size to progressively larger cucumbers.

Many men can cum very hard from anal toys without even touching their cock. The prostate can give them explosive orgasms that can be induced by toys, or with fingers. So if your guy is a bit shy, don’t show up sporting a strap on, suggest fingers first and then if that goes well, suggest a small toy for the next step. Your guy may never graduate to a strap on, but can find pleasure with his “man pussy”!

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When the Cat’s Away, The Mice Will Play…

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Sharon

To combine two taboos, someone I spoke to this week was a voyeur and into his step mom. He said he came home early and heard noises and went to see what the noise was, and it was his step mom masturbating.

His father goes away on business a lot and she’s quite a bit younger than his father and apparently quite a horny cougar. He’s in college and it’s all he can do not to go creeping into her bedroom when his dad is away on these business trips, and he said he’s seen her staring at him as well. He got up early the other morning and went downstairs thinking she was fast asleep and he had a raging hardon making a tent in his boxers and she was sitting at the kitchen table when he went down to get himself a coffee and she looked right at it and back up at his eyes and smiled.

He acted all embarrassed and walked back upstairs and furiously jerked off thinking how he wanted her to go over to him and drop to her knees in front of him and suck him off and have him give her a facial right there in the kitchen.

I told him if his dad was away so much and neglecting his wife and she was willing, why not? They could likely keep it a secret, they could help each other out. So why not? Daddy isn’t getting the job done, so why not fuck like animals as soon as he leaves the next time? I think he’s contemplating it and he ma make his move the next business trip…

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Premarital Sex

Posted on August 6, 2012 by Sharon

Premarital sex is still a taboo in just over a third of the worlds cultures. It doesn’t seem possible in this time for such backwards thinking to have continued, yet it does. And in most of those cultures that forbid it, it’s usually just for the women. Which leaves men wanting sex and no one to get it from.

Well, every society has prostitutes, that’s always an option and they do prove especially useful in a society where having sex with ones your own age isn’t a possibility. Prostitutes remain unmarriageable women, yet a needed part of society. The men could also seek out a window, someone they wouldn’t need to worry about getting pregnant and that may well be starved for affection themselves, this is an option for them as well.

In some cultures, ironically strict ones like Muslim, young men will go through an unspoken of but almost expected homosexual phase during the high school and college years. That culture is so unnatural in it’s separation of males and females, some men even turn to animals they are so desperate for the physical contact of another living thing.

It’s difficult for an atheist like me not to go off on a tangent about the religions of the world making things unnatural that are natural and forcing people into weird situations out of desperation and lack of normal opportunities that they would have in otherwise normal societies. I’m so grateful I was born into a not very religious society (Canadian) and even less religious family. I can’t imagine being made to feel dirty for having normal wants because of what some old book of fairy tales has laid out, what madness……

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Double Trouble

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Sharon

This next taboo has always kind of fascinated me. Twins. I don’t think I would be saying no to a threesome with a handsome pair of male twins. One guy I chat with is a twin and he said he and his brother have had threesomes with a girl before. I found that very erotic to hear about although he stressed there was no interaction between him and his brother. I’m sure he knew I was wondering!

I have read there is twin porn out there and it seems kind of naughty but erotic at the same time. Yes, that is incest, but with identical twins, it almost has a different connotation to it for some reason. It’s almost like making love to yourself in a way, an extension of yourself, it’s hard to put into words, but so many guys love the idea of watching beautiful female twins being naughty with each other as well, so it’s something there is an interest in for sure.

There’s just something about twins…I must say, I would kind of like to see gorgeous male twins doing things together, it seems very naughty and arousing and forbidden all at the same time. To watch them perform oral sex on each other, give each other hand jobs and rub their cocks together would be very exciting to see. And to share in that and have them both fuck me and go down on me and kiss me all over…My, is it getting hot in here?

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