Why Wouldn’t You Date a Dwarf?!

Posted on May 5, 2025 by Sharon

There are so many odd calls, you often don’t know what to make of them. A man called yesterday claiming to be a dwarf. I have no clue if he actually was or not, but he wanted to know why a regular height woman might not agree to date a dwarf. I’d say you’d be hard pressed to find a regular height woman that would agree to date any dwarf, for any reason. I suppose if they had enough money they could find some golddigger willing to take them on, since if a man is ugly or gross, if he’s rich enough he will still never hurt for female companionship.

He said what if I walked under the restaurant table and went down on you, or what if I reached up and put my hands on your hips and pulled you close and made you feel good? Um, no. You’re built like a child and no normal woman is going to be attracted to a man like that. No offense to any dwarves reading this, but that’s just how it is. No matter how great your personality or how charming you may be, it’s just reality. Nature can be cruel and we know it’s not your fault, but it’s just going to be a deal breaker. Women don’t want a man like that in nearly all cases.

Most ladies want a man taller than them, not one the height of a pre schooler. It may not be fair, but it’s just how it is. He said he’d gone to little people conventions and had women his own height, but of course it was regular height ones he fantasized about. Maybe an escort might take him on, but even they can say no if they don’t want a guy for whatever reason. It was a very odd conversation. I felt badly for him, but it was just a sad situation.

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Blackmail for Fun and Profit

Posted on March 31, 2025 by Sharon

Some callers like for a phone sex operator to blackmail them. Some like the just pretend, others are more hardcore. It depends on what the guy is looking for. There’s a caller I’ve got that’s given me the email addresses and home addresses and phone numbers of his whole family. Wife, kids, work, everything. He goes on cam for me and has me screenshot him, face as well, and then tell him unless he gives me tips, generous ones and often, that I’ll send the screenshots to his wife, kids and work place. Now I’d never do that of course, but he likes the idea that I have the power to do so. He’s given me that power.

Some callers even want ladies to go into their banking and take amounts out. I’ve heard of some that have, that’s a line I won’t cross, but having screenshots you could potentially email to people that would embarrass them, that’s a bit milder form. It’s amusing to think some get off on being blackmailed, but many do. They will happily give you banking passwords, pose for screenshots, send you pictures of their wife and family. All in the hopes you will tell them, unless you do this, give me this, they are all going to find out what you are up to with your little masturbation habit.

Many would be ruined, their marriages destroyed, if their wives found out they were secret crossdressers, or were performing on cam for some stranger online and having them take pics of them in such a state, many will willingly give thousands of dollars to their favorite phone girls, and you can bet wifey would not be happy about him doing so. Giving his hard earned money to some online prostitute. That’s how many wives would see us. But blackmail can be fun.

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You Masturbate Where?

Posted on February 24, 2025 by Sharon

There’s plenty of men that are lacking privacy. They had more privacy as kids living at home than they do as married men it seems. The car seems to be a popular place to go and masturbate. They can easily drive away to some dead end road, or a corner in a parking lot away from prying eyes. A few also have detailed their secret place as a garden shed. The basement is another place, as is the garage. One has even mentioned a rented storage facility. There’s no end to the places ones will sneak off to to get a little “me time.”

It’s kind of sad really. One caller the other night was really cold outside in his shed he goes to jerk off in, since he can’t chance getting caught by wifey in his own home. I’d consider myself a failure as a wife if I had driven my own husband out of the house to have some privacy. In the summer he’s got the mosquitoes to worry about in his little masturbation shed, in the winter, it’s too cold to stay out there for long. One caller would wait until his wife went to bed, and he’d get on the sofa and pile a blanket over himself so if she came into the room, she couldn’t see what he was doing under the blanket. This would be a bit questionable in warm weather though. You’re not usually covered with blankets in the summer.

Everyone deserves some privacy without having to go to such bizarre extremes, yet we hear about them every day. One man would wait until he was at work and go into the supply closet. He said it’s the only place other than his car where he’s not apt to be disturbed. Imagine rubbing one out in a closet filled with paper towel rolls and boxes of supplies. What the horny must stoop to for some privacy.

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Spank Me, Please!

Posted on January 20, 2025 by Sharon

There’s lots of callers into spankings, so many have tools they use to spank themselves with on the phone while you count how many strikes. Some are spanking their dicks, others their ass. It’s fairly rare you get a caller that is looking to spank the woman, they are the ones that usually crave the smacks on their ass. The ones that really get into it howl with pain at every strike. It’s fun to laugh at their silliness as they are spanking themselves. I saw the picture of the old spanking machine and immediately thought of several callers that would love to have such a device if they were being made today.

I can just see them getting it all set up and wanting a lady to watch them on cam as they were paddled to a state of redness and arousal. Their buns would be red, and their dicks would be hard. So many like to discuss spankings they got decades ago in their youth and the effect it had on them. Mommy’s spankings had mush more effect on them than the punishment she intended. I’ve often thought if those women knew they were creating a life long spanking fetish, they’d never do it in the first place.

It’s amusing how many started with being punished when they were younger. I don’t think I’ve ever heard from a man that has a spanking fetish that didn’t get spanked when he was young. This is not something ones get into for the first time as an adult, the seed was planted in childhood for this fetish, usually at school with corporal punishment, or at home by mom. Ones in their twenties and thirties don’t just seem to have an interest in it one day out of the blue. Oh well, tan your own hides until they’re red, we phone sex ladies will continue to laugh at you as you do so.

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Sex at Christmastime

Posted on December 16, 2024 by Sharon

It’s that busy time of year again, and many don’t have time to shop, let alone fuck or masturbate. A quickie on the sly is about as good as it gets for many in the month of December. So much partying, running around, shopping, cooking and entertaining, who has the time to entertain themselves and their libido? Office parties, family get togethers, your balls don’t understand why they are suddenly being neglected. A fast rub out in the shower just might have to do until the hullabaloo is over and January is upon us.

Some that are single might have a bit more time for such self indulgences. Some callers have already confessed they have to retreat to their cars for some alone time. Which can be a bit awkward in the cold, have to turn the heater on so their Willie’s don’t shrivel up in the cold! You can get your Christmas groove on and find some sexy time, but proper planning is a must. Plans often do go awry at this time of year as well, so be prepared for anything. If you have a willing partner, spontaneity is a plus for last minute changes to plans.

You might be at family or friend’s homes over the holidays, and that can be a bit daunting as well, since you don’t want them to think you’re fucking in their home in most cases. Have to be quiet, no moans, no creaking bedsprings. Maybe put a comforter on the floor to prevent those telltale squeaking noises. You can have lots of fun as long as you’re willing to roll with any last minute changes. Make the most out of that trip to the garage or basement and have some fun on the way to collect the hidden gifts, but don’t get cum on them when bringing them back up. That’s just gross and not very Christmasy!

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