Let Mommy Help

There’s no shortage of callers looking to talk about their mommy fantasies. One just last night said he fantasizes about him being younger and mommy coming in to wish him goodnight and noticing he’s hard in bed. Of course being the kind mommy that she is, she offers to help her boy with his erection and offers to give him a hand job. Slipping her hand beneath the covers and stroking her boy like he’s never been stroked before. Maybe she even has a bottle of lube in her apron pocket, almost like she was just waiting for the opportunity to offer her “help.”

Calls like this are quite common place. The loving, helpful mommy. Some of course are so outlandish, yet they claim it really happened. One recently claimed he went to a masturbation club. Now they do exist, clubs where a group of people masturbate in the same room as one another, then he said he was planning on taking his mom to the next meeting. Yes, I’m sure mommy will be going with you to the masturbation party you will be attending. He said he and his mom often masturbate together. The stories they come up with are downright comical, and swear up and down they are true.

Several claim they have been lovers with their mothers since their youth. No father around, so sonny boy had to step up and be the “man around the house,” and one of their duties of course was fucking mom and keeping her sexually satisfied. They never seemed to have gotten married themselves and live with their mother into their fifties and sixties and are still apparently fucking mom at every available opportunity even though she’s now in her seventies or even eighties. No one ever said the callers did not have a sense of imagination, that’s for sure!

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Just a Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine go Down

Many callers like to lick up their own cum. They can be very creative with how as well. I’ve heard all about cum cubes, shot on popcorn, strawberries, straight up, you name it. However recently a caller mentioned something I’d never heard of before. He liked a bit of flavoring in his cum shots, and he said before he’d begin to masturbate, he’d put several drops of vanilla extract into the shot glass he planned to cum in. Then when he was ready to shoot his load, he’d get the cup ready, squirt into it, give it a swirl to mix it, then down it. He said the vanilla made all the difference.

No matter how many years you’ve been doing this, you still hear something new or different fairly frequently it seems. I’ll never look at a bottle of vanilla extract the same way again when I use it for baking. He can’t be the only one adding some kind of flavoring to his cum, but he’s the only one that’s ever mentioned it. I’ve never quite understood why men want to do this in the first place.

I think it’s normal to try it once or twice, a drop or two to see what it’s like, I’ve certainly tasted my own juices on my fingers after masturbating a couple of times in my life, there was very little taste actually, but for them to literally drink it all down each and every time they do it, I don’t know you’d want to. Not all cum in a glass, some just scoop it up off their skin and lick it from their fingers. More often than not, they chicken out at the last minute, but some are true lovers of their own cum and down every drop they shoot. Try some vanilla next time, maybe almond extract? Hey, if you’re a baker, you might have several different kinds of flavorings to try!

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Sexy Socks

Lots of callers are into panties, that’s no surprise, but woolen knee socks is not something you hear about that often. Especially cable knit socks specifically. They don’t seem particularly soft, or look very sexy, but to some, they are obviously the sexiest garments in the world. A man called the other night with a fetish for these knee socks and said for decades it’s been his favorite kink. He was saying how back when eBay opened and they allowed the sale of used socks and panties, he was buying them up. He claimed to own over five hundred pair of them from ladies.

He even said he met up with one of the eBay sellers of them, this was over twenty years ago, and she modeled them in person for him before he bought them. She lived nearby. This was the most exciting time of his fetish for him, back when the internet was the wild West and nearly anything was possible. Now, he mainly indulges his socks fetish by watching porn about socks. He said he’s so wild about the cable knit knees socks, when he’s had girlfriends, he’s even asked them to put the socks on their hands and jerk off his cock with them on.

Wool fetish is a thing, but to jerk someone off with socks on your hands, that was a new one no one’s mentioned before. Pantyhose, stockings, nylons, that you hear about, but the knee socks isn’t quite as sexy or appealing, yet obviously it has fans out there into it. He showed pics of himself wearing some of the knee socks in his collection. He seemed incredulous when I said I’d never owned any like that or wore any like that. He thought all women should have a personal wardrobe of them. Oh well, different garments turn different people on, that’s for sure.

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Naughty Dolls

One of my callers has several full sized mannequins he plays with and dresses up. He’s sent pictures. He keeps them in a spare bedroom he calls “the lounge.” This in and of itself is weird, but he’s sent further pictures of Barbie like dolls he found online that are made for adults. He has several of them as well. They are dressed in lingerie and have removable and changeable heads, feet and hands. When he sent me the link to these dolls and their racy attire, everything from bras and panties to pantyhose and stockings, I’d never seen anything like it.

I was quite into Barbie dolls when I was a kid, but these are most definitely a grown up version of them. I never knew such dolls existed, or that such types of attire was available for them to wear. No one but adults would be dressing up dolls in these sorts of clothes. As a Barbie loving kid, you’d never even dream such a kind of doll and clothes like that would exist. It’s hard to believe there are grown men out there, this man is in his sixties, that are going home from work and dressing up dolls in their off hours and posing them in little scenes. He had them in chairs on a laid out cloth.

They had toy guitars and a little dinosaur as a pet, with a house plant behind them acting as a tree of sorts. It was a whole little scene. They have names and I think he talks to them. If people knew what went on behind the closed doors of others, they’d be speechless and shocked. He’s not hurting anyone and it’s his money to spend on this junk as he sees fit obviously, but it’s just a hobby no one would ever consider someone else is doing.

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My Shrink Fucked Me

I started going to a new therapist recently, and his methods are a bit unorthodox compared to others I’ve seen in the past. He’s more of a hands on type of doctor, shall we say. I told him about a few hang-ups I had and he said there wasn’t a doubt we could work through them together and have me being the most passionate and comfortable lover a partner could ask for. He asked if I was comfortable with him touching me. I had no idea he was going to be demonstrating the techniques he recommended himself, I thought these were going to be acted out with my boyfriend, but he said an impartial person is the best teacher.

I was open to his methods, so I agreed and he asked me to get undressed and he did himself as well. He laid down on the sofa in his office and had me lay down beside him and we spooned for a while, then he started touching me and kissing me and he asked if it was alright for him to begin fucking me. I did feel comfortable with him and he was an alright looking man, not my usual type, but acceptable.

His hands moved across my body with a skill I’d never experienced before. I felt orgasmic feelings washing over me as he played with me and I surprisingly felt myself getting into it, and I did not ever have casual sex. He was easily able to bring me to orgasm and I felt incredibly relaxed. He told me when I went home to practice the same techniques with my boyfriend. My boyfriend got really turned on when I told him I spent the afternoon fucking my therapist on the sofa in his office, and he wanted to hear all about it. It was a good session at the doctor.

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