Sex at Christmastime

It’s that busy time of year again, and many don’t have time to shop, let alone fuck or masturbate. A quickie on the sly is about as good as it gets for many in the month of December. So much partying, running around, shopping, cooking and entertaining, who has the time to entertain themselves and their libido? Office parties, family get togethers, your balls don’t understand why they are suddenly being neglected. A fast rub out in the shower just might have to do until the hullabaloo is over and January is upon us.

Some that are single might have a bit more time for such self indulgences. Some callers have already confessed they have to retreat to their cars for some alone time. Which can be a bit awkward in the cold, have to turn the heater on so their Willie’s don’t shrivel up in the cold! You can get your Christmas groove on and find some sexy time, but proper planning is a must. Plans often do go awry at this time of year as well, so be prepared for anything. If you have a willing partner, spontaneity is a plus for last minute changes to plans.

You might be at family or friend’s homes over the holidays, and that can be a bit daunting as well, since you don’t want them to think you’re fucking in their home in most cases. Have to be quiet, no moans, no creaking bedsprings. Maybe put a comforter on the floor to prevent those telltale squeaking noises. You can have lots of fun as long as you’re willing to roll with any last minute changes. Make the most out of that trip to the garage or basement and have some fun on the way to collect the hidden gifts, but don’t get cum on them when bringing them back up. That’s just gross and not very Christmasy!

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Soaking in Your Clothes

There’s a man that’s been making the rounds and his fantasy is to make the woman on the other end of the phone put on clothes and then lay down in a tub full of water and sit in there. What phone sex operator would be willing to do such an insane thing, you cannot imagine. He’s serious, he’s not looking for roleplay, but actually to talk to the woman as she gets dressed and then hear her fill up the tub and then step into it and lay down fully dressed. He asked if I had high heels, I said sure, then he said what kind. I replied open toe. He was disappointed, and said closed to shoes would hold in the water. Who in the world thinks such things?

Then he suggested jeans after I said a red dress would be nice. I can only imagine getting out of a pair of wet jeans in a bathtub. It would be horrible to get out of them, very difficult. I guess that’s why he liked the idea! It would be not easy to wriggle out of jeans that would practically stick to you. He wanted to hear the tub fill, you get down into the warm water and then speak as you sat in it. It really was a lot to ask.

The fantasies some have are indeed unique and have special significance only to them. I wanted to find the root of this fantasy, to see why he focused so on a dressed woman soaking in a tub. He seemed rather disappointed when I didn’t seem to be actually able to meet his request and turn on taps and don a dress to soak in. The amusing and remarkable fantasies one hears about in this job are memorable to say the very least!

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Falling in Love with Your Own Hand

There’s no shortage of absurd things that callers come out with during calls. One today said, “Every day that goes by, I fall more in love with my own hand.” He’s in good company with the masturbators that call. They’re all in love with their own hands as well. Many can’t get women for one reason or others, or even ones that have women and are married, the wife has closed up shop years ago and cut them off from all sexual activity. So their own hands are the only sexual outlet they have. They do make use of them.

Many claim to masturbate daily, some up to five times a day. It almost seems like a part time job with that kind of time devoted to it. Then you get ones that will go weeks or months. One the other day said he felt it could lead to mental weakness to masturbate too much. You really do hear it all. From ones devoting hours a day, to ones trying their best to avoid it as much as possible to avoid mental weakness or physical depletion. One would think their sperm is a finite resource the way some go on.

One caller I have I watch on cam once in a while is quite the ambidextrous masturbator, flipping back and forth from hand to hand with ease. I rarely watch ones, so I cannot with certainty say how many use both hands equally rather than one hand dominantly. I guess when your hand is your only sexual outlet, it’s not that out of the realm of reality you’d “fall in love with it.” It’s your only girlfriend. One guy that calls has a pocket pussy, and he thinks of it as his girlfriend. Sad lot some of these characters are that call.

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Cut My Hair

It’s funny how some men can find erotic pleasure and arousal in the simplest of everyday tasks. You wouldn’t think getting a haircut would be considered arousing to most people, and it’s not, but for ones with a hair fetish or hair cutting fetish, a trip to the barber or salon could be quite an exciting experience. One caller only likes to talk about going to see a lady barber and sitting in her chair and getting his hair cut by her. Her breasts quite near to his face as she’s working around him. He keeps his hands to himself of course, but he very much wants to reach up and grope her.

He makes a point of talking about his thick black hair and how it’s in a ponytail, but he knows she’s about to cut it off at the neck. He doesn’t want to cut his hair in one way, but he very much wants to be under the control of the lady barber that’s touching his head and standing with her sexy tits right next to his head. He knows he can’t let on it’s arousing to him, but he’s hard under the hair cape she put on him.

He said it’s all he can do not to reach under it and start stroking. Of course if he did that, she’d boot him out the door. It will be hard, but he’ll have to wait until after the haircut when he’s home to rub one out thinking of her using those barber scissors on him, giving him that haircut he went to see her for. Since it take a while for his hair to grow, it’s not like he can pop in weekly to indulge such a fantasy. He needs to wait for his hair to grow before returning. The act of getting his haircut by a woman drives him insane beyond measure.

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May I Help You?

Some hotels offer more complete service than others. One I was at recently seemed to have very attentive staff indeed. They were very friendly, and I got the impression if I let it be known I’d tip more, I could ask for more. The bellman was a very handsome man, and he smelled great. I’m not sure what aftershave he used, but I just wanted to hug him close and inhale him into me. I asked him if he did anything other than act as bellman. He smiled a wicked smile and asked what I was looking for. I knew he knew.

I decided to treat myself and asked if he’d spend a couple of hours with me for a large tip. I didn’t need to ask twice. He pinned me up against the door, kissing me hard, running his hand up under my skirt and tickling my pussy lips with his fingertips. I was soon stripped down before I knew what happened, and laid out on the bed. Him licking me until I nearly blacked out with pleasure. I was then flipped over and pounded from behind. The sounds of our flesh smacking echoing around the walls.

His balls slapping against me, I could tell they were filling with cum. He fingered my clit and made me gasp out in pleasure. I soon had his load pumping into me, filling me up. I was clenching my spasming cunt around his dick, milking him into me until he finished. I fell over in a sweaty heap. He did not waste much time getting off the bed and getting dressed again. I gave him a fistful of cash and he was soon gone out the door. I was breathless and dizzy from my unexpected furious hotel fuck. It was the beginning of a very fun stay at that hotel.

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