Nude Beach Size Queens

Now we all know most callers have a ten inch or larger penis, right? Except of course the two inch small penis humiliation guys, of course. So this caller was telling me how not many women are able to accommodate his giant, eleven and a half inch penis and it’s made many women walk out when after a date he undressed only to present them with a monster so large, they knew it was a hopeless case. So he told me the way he’s found women that can accommodate his giant cock is by visiting nude beaches. That way the goods are on display right off the bat, no surprises.

He said it even attracts size queens when they see what he’s got. In a way, what he’s saying makes sense. They see what eh has before an entire evening is wasted, money spent on a date that may never turn into sex since they know after “the unveiling” they won’t be able to proceed. No idea if what he told me was true, but it does have a certain sense about it. I would think he’d also have men coming onto him as well that are impressed with his large size, but he said that’s not really been a problem for him so far, but he said plenty of ladies approach him at the beaches.

From what I’ve read, most nude beach visitors appear to be men, so I am not sure how there’s women filled beaches where he goes, but then you cannot really believe a lot of what callers say. Does he have too much of a good thing? Maybe, do the ladies go up to him wanting to be a size queen for a night? Perhaps. He said women have even brought over complimentary drinks to him they are so enamored and impressed with his porn star sized cock. No idea. Your guess is as good as mine.

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Exercising Exhibitionist

I’ve always been kind of a tease. Not all guys like that, but some do. When I first noticed my neighbor watching me exercise through the window, I was a bit shocked. I’d gotten myself a Stairmaster and he seemed to like to watch me go up and down on it. My ass was kind of facing the window and I saw the reflection of him watching me in the dresser mirror. I noticed him watching me several times over the next week. I decided to be extra teasing and the next time I got on the machine, I was nude.

I could see him watching me, and then I noticed his hand go down to his cock and he was masturbating while he watched me. I watched him stroke himself in the mirror. I couldn’t see too much detail, because our houses about twenty feet apart and our bedroom windows faced one another. Maybe he knew I was aware of him doing it, I cannot be sure. His arm sure was moving at top speed as he rubbed one out. Then he stopped and I assume he came and left the room. I was kind of naughty for putting on some nude exercise show, I do silly things without thinking them through at times.

Then the next week if you can believe it, I noticed he’d placed a treadmill next to his window and he started to walk on while he was naked, so he obviously wanted me to see him and what he was doing. It was pretty bizarre to be honest and I got tired of his shenanigans so began to keep my curtains closed when I’d get on the machine, even if I was wearing workout clothes. He got a good show a few times, but I decided to end it.

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Surprise Blow Job

If there’s one thing my boyfriend adores, it’s blow jobs. Like most men. I enjoy surprising him when he gets home by pouncing on him and sucking him. He often will come in the door and his dick will be in my mouth within thirty seconds. The first time I did it he was shocked, and he loved it. He came rather fast, since he was not expecting it and he about went over the edge with pleasure in short order. I find it fun to do these “blow job attacks” on him. I have done them to waken him up, when he gets home, while something’s cooking on the stove, all sorts of times when one would not expect to have such a thing done to them.

He said no other girlfriend has ever done this to him, and he thinks it’s just the most wonderful thing ever. So many ladies don’t enjoy giving them, or rarely do, and even though it’s more for his pleasure, I find if you keep a man happy, he will treat you well and reward you accordingly, so I’m generous shall we say. He can be made to cum quickly when I suck him off, so it doesn’t take long to get the desired effect.

Is a “brownie points blow job” worth it you ask? It sure is to me, and to him too. I doubt he suspects any ulterior motives, and I’m not sure I’d go so far as to describe it that way anyway. It just keeps things running smoothly if he’s kept physically satisfied I find, and this is one way to accomplish that without too much effort. Does your lady ever give you surprise blow jobs? Would you like it if they did? A man once said a surprise blow job is to a man what getting unexpected flowers is to a woman, perhaps that’s a good way to put it.

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Masturbating with Gloves

Occasionally callers will share how they are masturbating with something different than one would think most would. Some have confided they find masturbating with gloves on arousing. Odd as it seems, it got my curiosity peaked, so I decided to try it, yes, really. I tried a latex glove, and a textured dishwashing glove. I really couldn’t find the appeal and ripped both off within a moment or two. I prefer the skin on skin sensation and found it lessened the enjoyment for me, but some are really into it. Is that a way you have tried? One only wore leather gloves, I shudder to think how he cleaned them, he likely didn’t.

Fabric often has an effect on some people. I’ve spoken to ones obsessed with leather, wool, rubber and PVC and satin. The satin seems the most normal, acceptable choice of the lot, since of course most lingerie is silky and much of it is satin, but the other choices are a little odd to me, but the leather and shoe connection is common for ones into foot and shoe fetish. Does your cock respond to a particular fabric more than the feel of skin? By all means, tell one of our lovely operators about it, we are always most interested to hear about a new fetish.

What exactly about how it feels on your cock gets you going? Do you ever masturbate normally? Is the fabric fetish just a once in a while thing, or is it something you actually need to be wearing on your hand to make your cock cum at all? There’s so many different things that people find arousing, you never tire of hearing the odd confessions some callers share with us, you couldn’t dream up in a million years the things ones share with us!

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Hot Tub Sex

I’m lucky that my boyfriend and I have our own hot tub on our property. It’s nice and relaxing for the muscles for sure, and it’s also fun to have sex in once in a while. You need the right kind of lube, since your natural ones will get worn away quickly by the water, but it can be fun. Last week we opened it for the season and got in for the first time in a few months and of course, once I feel those water jets, especially on my clit, I get horny pretty quickly and love to feel my boyfriend’s cock sliding into me as I’ve positioned myself just right with a water jet aimed at my clit.

I got on all fours with one shooting the hard stream of water right on my stiff clit as he entered me from behind. He drove that dick into me and the water was splashing with every thrust. No neighbors around the place, so we had total privacy to be as loud as we wanted, which I love. I do not like holding back my sounds of pleasure when I’m having sex or masturbating, I like to be able to let loose and moan as much as I like.

The hot, bubbling water cascading over every inch of you along with having sex is a lot of pleasure at the same time, it’s a very sensory overload type of situation. The water jet on my clit makes me cum very quickly, and when my boyfriend feels me cum around his cock inside of me, it makes him cum as well, so it’s kind of a fast and furious fuck in the hot tub. It’s not as comfortable as laying in bed, but it’s a totally different type of environment and sensation, so you just enjoy it as a once in a while treat for you and your lover. I’m glad we live in the country so no one and can see or hear us when we play outside.

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