I Touch Myself

I was having some estimates done for some reno work and saw a lot of men in the last few weeks. Most were no one I’d touch with a ten foot pole, but there were a couple of ruggedly handsome guys that I could absolutely imagine fucking. In fact, I imagined it alright when I was masturbating the other night. I was thinking how much of a turn on it is to have a real man, one that knows how to fix things and build things. Not some soyboy wimp that protests at one ridiculous rally or another. A real man that can make you feel like a real woman.

I decided to give the most attractive one the job. He had good skills and a good reputation as well and came highly recommended. I didn’t choose him for looks alone, that would be dumb. After he finished the job, I invited him in. It was the end of the day and I thought I might be able to entice him to stay. He seemed receptive to the idea. I came right out and told him I’d thought about him while I masturbated. The look on his face was priceless.

I could see the bulge in his pants growing and he saw me looking at it. I boldly reached out and unzipped him. We were soon on the sofa and fucking passionately. He was good with his hands on me, that’s for sure! I was happy with how he stroked, and touched and teased me as we fucked. He made me cum so hard, and he said I was a good fuck as well. I asked him if he’d stop by again and he said he would, but men are fickle, you can’t really believe what most of them say, I’ve found. It was a hot time and he did a good job on the renos. What more could a girl ask for?

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Sleeping with the Ex

Sometimes we can be extremely sexually compatible with people we otherwise should not be with. This is the case with my ex boyfriend. Our problems were never in the bedroom, they were everywhere else. Good sex can be very, very hard to let go of. In that moment, you want them more than anything on earth and you know they will make you cum better than anyone else ever can, but it’s out the bed that things go to hell. I know it’s not the healthiest decision, but I still occasionally sleep with him and we don’t do anything but fuck one another. We don’t hang out, we don’t ask about one another’s lives, we just do booty calls, since that’s the only capacity I want him in my life and vice versa.

Last weekend he called me and asked if I was free to come over and of course I was. I went right over and walked right in the door and walked straight to the bedroom. We fell on the bed and into one another’s arms and were kissing passionately and soon had our hands all over one another. His cock in my pussy makes me so happy, no one fucks me like he does. I know it’s a guaranteed three orgasms when I am with him, and he’s such a giver, he loves to go down on me and make me squeal with pleasure and then fuck me as I claw at his back.

I cum so hard with his dick buried balls deep within me. Once we are both exhausted from our efforts, we part and there’s no contact until one or the other calls and we do it all over again. Some people are better off as lovers than as mates. He’s such a fantastic lover, even when I’ve had other boyfriends, I’ve still gone on a booty call for him. I didn’t share that with them of course. Some people are hard to quit.

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Blowing Off Steam

Most would assume men calling phone sex lines are calling to hear a woman talk sexy to them as they masturbate, and yes, that’s usually true. Sometimes however men do have different reasons for calling. Like blowing off steam. I had a funny call the other day and I assumed this man wanted sexy talk, so I started asking him what turned him on. He then said he didn’t call for sexy talk, he just wanted to talk to someone he wasn’t mad at. I asked him who was making him mad, and he said his wife for one, and the workmen outside for another.

I asked what they were doing to make him angry and he said they were putting a new driveway down and doing a lousy job of it. I said tarring a driveway doesn’t seem very complicated, which he agreed, so they were making him even more made screwing up a simple job. When I asked what his wife had done, he said too many things to even describe. He just needed someone to calm him down and tell him things would get better. It was only just after ten in the morning when he called, so his day was off to a bad start. He hoped I’d turn it around for him.

I haven’t heard back from him, hopefully things got better. Some callers are just exasperated and have no one to turn to and express their most basic frustrations. Another caller that’s divorced likes to tell all about his various health issues and doctor visits. Many have no one else to talk to and just get frustrated and reach out to a non threatening person who will listen to them, even if sex isn’t what they are calling to talk about. It really does take all kinds.

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Skull Fuck

So many callers love the idea of really making a woman gag on their cock until she’s got tears running down her face, makeup all mussed up, a really good skull fucking. The more humiliating, the better. Spittle drooling all over the place, cum on the nose, in the hair and all over, just as degrading as can be. Not all women find that degrading though, but some do. You cannot really determine what another person finds degrading, so if you both like it, by all means, be degrading together! Many like to be used and abused and if a huge, dripping cock that is filling their mouth to the point of tears running down their face and not being able to breathe is what they like, go for it.

Think of that hard cock, touching the back of their throat, the tears making their mascara run, them struggling to breathe through their noses, since the violently thrusting cock is gagging them repeatedly, over and over as they have their mouth used as a pussy. One caller that used to like to suck cock himself called himself pussyface, and said his mouth was like a pussy and that his boyfriend wanted him to have his teeth removed some getting a blow job from him would feel more like a pussy with no teeth in the way.

Using their ears or hair as a handle and really making them struggle as you push that cock ever deeper down their throat. Some mention they like nails digging in or teeth being used to dig in or even bite to the point of drawing blood. Some want it smooth, others want it a bit rough for them both. A deep throat fuck will make you feel in control when you’re doing the thrusting and not letting the woman control it. One said he loved it when he’d stand at the edge of the bed with the woman laying on her back with her head hanging off the end and he’d thrust downward into her mouth in that position. She sure would not be in control that way, at all.

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Halloween Lust

Last night was Halloween, and I was a very naughty lady and spied on my neighbors. They had been around to show off their costumes, the husband was a werewolf and the wife a princess. His costume was really good, it looked real. It’s incredible how good costumes are these days. Hours later I was walking by a window and happened to glance over at their house. It was looking right into their bedroom and he was still wearing his werewolf costume and she was naked. I knew I shouldn’t stop and stare, but I was mesmerized by the sight.

It looked from the distance, that she was actually being mauled and pawed by a real werewolf. He was actually going to fuck her with the costume on. Maybe she had bestiality fantasies, I certainly wouldn’t know what got her off. I stood there, in the dark, watching him be a bit rough with her, pushing her down on the bed on all fours and wrapping his “paws” around her waist and fucking her aggressively. She was down on her elbows, ass up, and he was pounding her like there was no tomorrow. From where I stood, it just looked like something out of a movie.

He held his head back and appeared to howl. I could only very faintly hear anything, since their windows were closed and so were mine. He really was going at her and I could feel myself getting aroused as I watched. I reached down and began to masturbate as I saw them fuck. He howled again, louder this time, I heard it louder, and in an instant in front of my eyes, he wasn’t wearing the costume anymore. It wasn’t a costume, he reverted back to human form in front of my eyes. Maybe Halloween was the only night of the year her could go around as himself. He looked right at me, through the window, even though I was in the dark looking out. He knew I’d been watching. I felt a shiver of fear wash over me. I backed away from the window and went back to my room, slightly afraid. You shouldn’t look in people’s windows. You don’t know what you’re apt to see.

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