I Blew Him in the Greenhouse

Posted on March 6, 2023 by Sharon

Every year when spring is just around the corner, I get excited about my gardening plans for the upcoming season and make some trips to the local greenhouse. There was a new manager there since the old one retired and I liked him right away. He knew I was always a good client from looking me up in their computer when I walked in with some questions. I had quite an ambitious plan this year, and things can get expensive when you garden like I do. I knew the bill would be several thousand dollars for what I was planning to do.

I looked around and the greenhouse was empty at the moment. I decided to ask for a “discount” if I’d do something in return. He asked what I had in mind. I wondered for a moment if I could say it, if he didn’t agree, how could I go back there again, after he knew I offered him oral sex in exchange for shrubs? LOL. I decided to take my chances and have the garden of my dreams. I leaned in close and whispered I’d give him a blow job for a fifteen percent discount. The look on his face when what I said registered was priceless. The shock, the disbelief. I smiled and said I was really good at it.

He asked if I was serious, and I said yes. So he said to follow him and we went to a back greenhouse where they started seedlings the public didn’t go to. I got down on my knees and reached up and unzipped him. He had a bigger than average cock and it was hard as soon as I touched it. I looked him in the eyes as I sucked him. I made sure I did a good job, since we were talking a few hundred dollars discount. He really got into it and fucked my mouth good.I swallowed his load and left him drained. It worked out well for both of us, I felt. I will be back.

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Watching Granny

Posted on February 27, 2023 by Sharon

Many callers are into more mature women, they are not all lusting after young girls. One caller the other day told me where he felt his fetish for the more mature woman started. He was visiting at his grandparents and in the middle of the night he was wakened up by strange noises and got up to see where they were coming from. He was quite shocked to see his grandparents fucking. He was just a young boy and had never seen anyone do anything sexual. He said he got his first hard on watching them.

The door was not totally closed, it was open around an inch, and he could see their reflections in the dresser mirror that was facing the bed. So he stood there and watched as his grandpa licked his grandma between the legs, he did not even know about oral sex at his age. Then after a while, his grandpa mounted his granny and fucked her. He was listening to his grandma moan and his grandpa grunt as they fucked. They obviously had no clue he was awake and watching them. He never told anyone about what he’d seen, since he figured he’d get into trouble if he did.

He thought about this geriatric coupling many times when he’d masturbate over the years, and now the only women he’s attracted to are much older. The woman he had sex with for the first time was in her fifties when he was in college. There are some callers that do have a thing for much older women, and men. Many of the ones seeking to give blow jobs, are also seeking many several decades older than themselves for some reason. So there are absolutely ones that find the older set quite sexy. There are often quite unusual stories they will share about where they feel this fetish came from in the first place.

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Banging the Babysitter

Posted on February 20, 2023 by Sharon

I used to babysit a lot when I was in high school and college, some of the dads were kind of hot. This one single father and I really got along well. His wife had up and left him and the kids, so he was all alone and often had to go on business trips, so I’d stay with the kids and make everyone’s dinner and do the laundry and then go home and be back again in the morning to get them off to school. I was there a lot and we got to know one another and I really liked him.

I knew he was lonely, he didn’t have time to pursue a relationship, and we would have hot sex at times when we could get the privacy. He was a wonderful lover, so giving, loved to lick pussy and made me cum countless times when we were together, so I never minded staying at his place. Many times he was away and I’d stay over and sleep in his bed and masturbate and he’d call to check on the kids and I’d tell him I was touching myself in his bed. It used to drive him crazy.

We were lovers for many years until I moved away after college and he met someone and remarried, but when we were together, it was always hot. His cock was large and he knew just how to fuck me with it to make me scream in pleasure. I always had to bite my lip though so the kids wouldn’t hear us. I miss the way he fucked me to this day. I wonder if he still thinks of me as well, I hope so, we had a lot of hot times together. I still masturbate and think of how many times I came in his bed, alone and with him.

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A Real Workout

Posted on February 13, 2023 by Sharon

Sex and masturbation can certainly both be workouts, but combining one or the other with an actual workout, now that takes some imagination! I live alone, so no one sees me exercising. I decided to try something and attach my suction cup dildo to the seat of my stationary bike, and it worked like a charm. It takes some getting used to, but once I got the hang of it, I tell you, my workout rises have never been the same! I normally ride the bike for an hour, so my pussy has been getting quite the workout when I’ve been riding.

I think if my mom ever came over and saw that thing she’d flip. I laughed when I saw it all put together, but it’s been making my rides a bit more enjoyable, so why not. I can absolutely cum with just the right motions on that thing, so I get off having had a good workout and a good few orgasms. My pussy has been missing a real cock since my boyfriend and I broke up so this has been a decent substitute for the time being as far as I’ve been concerned.

I know many male callers that say a good workout gets their testosterone pumping and they are horny after a workout, I look at this as killing two birds with one stone. Getting my workout out of the way as well as some masturbation time. There’s nothing wrong with multitasking I’ve found. Can you imagine if health clubs had these? Boy, the sounds of ecstasy coming from the spin classes would be something else for sure. Men would have them up their asses, women up their pussies, the seats would be covered in body juices. I guess these things really are best set up in the privacy of ones own home.

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Hair Treatment

Posted on February 6, 2023 by Sharon

I went to this new hairdresser that came recommended to me and he said my hair was lacking in protein. I thought he’d recommend a new conditioner or hair mask or oil treatment. He said he had a different solution some of his clients had been happy with. I wondered what he was going to recommend. I was always curious to try new treatments and see what the results would yield. Then he asked me if I’d ever heard of a sperm hair treatment. I couldn’t have heard him correctly and laughed. He asked why I was laughing and I told him what I thought he’d said. Then he said no, I heard correctly. Sperm treatment. Sperm was loaded with protein.

I asked him what kind of mask he had for sale that had this ingredient, still giggling. He said there was no commercial product with this formulation. He was proposing a fresh, straight from the source, still warm sperm treatment on my hair. From him. I looked in his eyes and burst out laughing and he laughed with me, but said he was serious. He’d been doing this for “select clients” and they’d had wonderful results. More shiny hair, more strength to their hair, and best of all, it was free. I thought he was nuts and pulling my leg. Then he asked if I’d try it.

I was up for anything at this point, so he had me get on the floor, wrapped a hair cape around me and unzipped his pants and began to masturbate right in front of me. It wasn’t long until I had cum shooting all over my hair. He had me sit in the chair and he massaged it in and told me to sit there for fifteen minutes, then he’d shampoo it out. I did as was recommended and surprisingly, it did yield good results. I’ll have to tell hubby to cum on my hair from now on, I need his sperm for my hair.

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