He Fucked His Sister

Lots of callers tell you secrets, and many times they are likely just fantasies, but of course you never really know what’s real, and what’s just in their fantasies. One long time caller had mentioned a woman in his past that he’d had a sexual relationship with, but he only recently revealed the woman was his half sister. He’d never met her until adulthood, and as is known and been mentioned many times in the press, sometimes when adults meet that were adopted out, there can be a phenomenon called genetic sexual attraction. It’s been known to happen and is what he claimed this was.

They haven’t seen one another in many years, nor spoken, but this was a significant relationship for him and he fantasizes about it still. All the sexual things they did with one another, the positions they fucked in, how naughty and forbidden it was and how no one knew about it. She moved away, got married and her husband basically threatened him and said harm would come to him if he tried to further contact his half sister again. So much drama. Makes you wonder why the sister ever would have told her husband about it, no good can come from such a revelation. Some things are best left as secrets.

He got his first blow job from his own half sister, his ex wife had never given him one and it took until his mid thirties to ever get one, and he never guessed years before the woman he’d finally meet that would give him his first, along with countless other carnal pleasures, would be his own kin. Many things decades ago are still very much in the minds of people and they look back on such things as they masturbate the rest of their lives.

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Pity Fuck

There are more guys calling that have never had sex than one would think. Most are not religious, it’s just social awkwardness or small penis size that’s stopping them. One called last night and said he was only four and a half inches, so at thirty four, he’d never yet approached a woman since he knew it would be rejection and failure for him, so why even try? Yes, that’s small, but it could be two or three inches, even worse. Many have given up before they’ve even tried, yet they also in many cases will not even try an escort, since they feel they would reject them and ridicule them as well.

It’s sad to see so many that don’t even give themselves a chance, that are settling for a masturbation only life. At least the married men that have settled into the masturbation only life had some sex at some point in their past, but they have become like beaten dogs and given up as well, even though dick size is not necessarily their problem. It’s sad to talk to so many deprived individuals who have given up on life and have no confidence to do anything to change it.

Not all are perverts and weirdo’s, many seem like normal men with just the simple lacking of social skills and are lost. You offer them solutions like assertiveness training and they wouldn’t even think of it, they know it would be just a waste of time. One in his sixties said it’s just too late for him to even try with women anymore. He’s divorced, so he’s had sex, but he feels likely for the last time, and that was around fifteen years ago. He’s just too shy and afraid to approach women whatsoever. Masturbation is just easier. You can’t help someone that doesn’t want to be helped, and most do not ultimately.

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Beach Time Naughtiness

Playing outside has always been fun for me. I went to the beach recently and while I didn’t have the nerve in broad daylight to masturbate on the beach where anyone could see, I did when I went in the water swimming a while later. I was maybe chest deep in the water and stood with my legs apart and fingered my pussy. Now if anyone happened to be under there with a scuba mask on, they might have seen something, but from the beach, no, no way they could have. It’s always fun to do something a bit naughty in public and get away with it.

My boyfriend was going to be joining me a few hours later and we did have sex on the beach after it was dark and no one could see, but I was horny before he arrived and I knew I wouldn’t be able to wait for him to cum. I’ve got a good libido, and knew I’d be horny again anyway, so it wasn’t like I was spoiling my appetite or anything and not going to be able to cum later, I was certainly able to and did, a few more times even.

There was a lifeguard on a raised chair and I wondered if he might know what I was up to, he was looking down a bit, but I was totally covered under the water, so nothing could be seen. I’d bet guys jerk off in the water all the time, who would know? Unless they were in only to their waist and you could see their arm obviously pumping up and down, but if up to the shoulders, no one would know. I told my boyfriend what I’d done and it turned him on, he said he bet the lifeguard knew. Hey, you never know!

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Swallow it Down

Guys that call that eat their own cum are pretty common. Many will chicken out of course, but some relish every drop. The more flexible ones can shoot it right in their own mouth rather than cum in their hand and lick it off. Is licking what most choose? It seems so, just because most are too inflexible and overweight to do otherwise. Most guys have at one time or another tried to suck their own cocks, but most of course cannot even get close. If they could, they’d be sucking their cocks day and night. Some can, but it’s rare, but there’s no shortage of pics online of guys doing it, videos as well.

So many men their cum is just the finest thing a woman could swallow. Many have even talked about taking supplements to increase their sperm volume. They sure must love it and think everyone else does as well. Are you obsessed with your own cum and swallowing it? Do you like getting cum eating instructions and being made to swill down your own jizz? We’d be happy to guide you through your own cum eating adventure! Make sure those balls are full for a good, full load and we can guide you to having your very own mouthful of cum.

One caller likes to cum on the floor and lick it up, he’s really into humiliation, as many callers are. He wants to be a submissive little bitch and crawl around on all fours and slurp it up on command and be a good boy and do as he’s told. He practically whimpers when he’s told to do it. Yet, he loves every single command he’s given and sucks it up with gusto. Some guys are just like that, taking orders no matter how shameful. Ones that want cum from another guy, well, that’s a whole other level of humiliation, but many are into it and adore it.

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Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?

Callers are sometimes interested in very different things, they aren’t calling to masturbate, they have some sort of innate curiosity about the lady answering the phone. One caller was particularly interested as soon as the phone was answered about my pubic hair grooming habits. Then he started to go into a lengthy explanation about his own pubic hair grooming routine. How many ladies wouldn’t take male clients for waxing, and how long he had to let it grow before the next waxing. How he’d tried to do it himself unsuccessfully to save money, then realized it would just be easier to let a professional do it instead.

He seemed to want to know about other ladies and how they kept their own pubic hair. He replied he’d asked several women over the years how they kept theirs and of course got many different answers. You don’t think of many men in their sixties getting a total waxing, but he certainly wanted it known he was fully waxed. He was quite fixated on the topic and wanted to know when and for how long I’d been totally shaved, had I considered lasers, lol, it was quite the conversation.

Usually callers his age prefer the natural look, since they’re older and were used to the full bush. He certainly preferred the fully waxed look on men and women of all ages. I have to agree, but not everyone is on board with such grooming practices. He revealed how he’d tried several different ladies for his waxings before he found just the right one that waxed him in as pain free way as possible. The fixations of some are quite amusing. Perhaps the man you’re sitting across from on the subway is pondering how you keep the hair between your legs, you’ll never know. He certainly cannot be the only one so obsessed with pubic hair and what’s going on down there.

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