Rubbing One Out

Posted on May 1, 2023 by Sharon

Masturbation is one of the great pleasures of life. It’s free, no chance of disease or pregnancy, helps you sleep, and is a good form of exercise. For men, ejaculating keeps the prostate healthy. Many, if not most of us, have masturbated for most of our lives. I love to set aside some time and enjoy myself. Rubbing my pussy, teasing myself, perhaps enjoying some naughty erotica as I touch myself. Many younger people that were used to having the internet and porn turn to that rather than written erotica. Imagine in the good old days, when we had nothing but dirty books, and Playboy magazines! Oh the horrors such a fate would be for the ones that grew up on the internet.

Masturbation is important in many way. You really have to know how to please yourself before you can show anyone else what please you. Many women are too shy to masturbate in front of their partners, and they somehow expect a man to be able to read their minds and know what’s going to turn them on. It’s very educational for a man to watch his partner masturbate, as well as very sexy.

Relaxation is something we could all use more of in today’s world, and masturbation and orgasms is a very natural, healthy way to relax. Think how many times you just want to fall asleep after a nice orgasm or two, it’s just that relaxing. Phone sex wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for masturbation. The two go hand in hand, no pun intended. Phone sex will enhance your masturbation experience and make it not just a solo experience. Masturbation is an experience to be savored, but so many of us grew up doing it quickly to avoid being caught. It’s difficult to change a lifetime of behavior once you’re older and now have the privacy to enjoy yourself at will.

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Better Than a Dick

Posted on April 24, 2023 by Sharon

Some men genuinely fear their women will prefer their sex toys to them. For some this is a valid fear. A lot of men are not great lovers, they can’t stay hard, they cum too quickly or they have undersized cocks. Or worse yet, a combination of any of the aforementioned disabilities. Toys will never quit until the battery needs recharging. Some that plug in, like an old school Hitachi Magic Wand, will never quit. So it’s really no surprise why a man would feel threatened by such a device that can dole out unlimited pleasure. What man could possibly compete?

Ladies definitely have their favorites when it comes to sex toys. Sometimes we can be really into one for a while and then a new one will come along and it will have our attention for a while. Masturbation never goes out of style. Many men preferred it when women were dependent on them for their orgasms. Women always had their own hands and fingers of course, but sex toys that virtually guaranteed an orgasm are a fairly recent development of only the last century or so. There were always dildos, from cave man times, but vibrators came about in the 1880’s, and all the fancy new toys a lot more recently. You can see how some would feel threatened.

Alas, some men are never going to be fabulous lovers, so one can hardly fault a woman for turning to a toy that is a guaranteed good time, when the man very well may be a total dud in the bedroom. Sometimes five minutes with a toy and a good orgasm is better than several hours with an inept bumbler that just can’t get the job done. You really can’t have much sympathy for men like that. They should be mocked and belittled. If you feel jealous of a hunk of vibrating plastic, you’ve only yourself to blame.

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Join in the Fun!

Posted on April 17, 2023 by Sharon

You’d think by adulthood most males would have given up on group masturbation, and yes, most have, but some are still jerking off with buddies. It’s not uncommon for some to mention this on a phone sex call, that they jerk off with a neighbor or a friend, since wifey just isn’t giving them any. I’ve often wondered if wifey might be more generous if she knew her hubby was sharing any sort of intimacy with another man. I’m sure the thought would never even cross the minds of those wives their husbands would be doing anything of the kind.

They seem to enjoy watching porn together while they do it. It’s commonly mentioned when such a topic is mentioned. Grown men don’t always stop doing things they did in their younger years. You’d think they’d outgrow it, but for some, that pleasure remains, so they see no need to stop it if the opportunity arises. Have you been stroking your cock with a friend and like to share stories about it? There’s one caller that seems to make up tall tales, as many do, and he frequently says he and his dad are doing things together. Jerking off one another or sucking off one another. In his fantasies only!

Some just get lonely. One caller that would never consider such a shared intimacy I like to joke around with and frequently encourage him to join a male masturbation club, since he has no friends and strikes out with women since he’s too weird and too shy. He’s horrified at the idea and says he’s not a fag, lol. It’s fun to tease him when I bring up such ideas. I always know it will get him upset and make me laugh at the same time. Some just need to try new things!

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Double Penetrated by the Dobermans

Posted on April 10, 2023 by Sharon

When most callers bring up double penetration, you know what to expect. Where the calls going. A threesome with two guys and one of their women. A caller the other night though had quite a different interpretation of what double penetration meant to him. His dream experience. First of all, he wasn’t even participating in it in his fantasy. He was merely an observer. He said he would love to be able to watch his girlfriend get fucked by two dogs. Yup, not one, but two, and at the same time. Needless to say, he hadn’t informed her of his little fantasy, since he knew there wasn’t a chance in hell of her agreeing to such a thing. So in his wet dreams it will remain.

He regularly goes to very naughty websites that feature beast porn and he said this is what stoked his idea about watching his girlfriend with their dogs. They have two Dobermans and he said he’d love nothing more than to watch her ride one and get fucked up the ass by the other. He didn’t even know if it would be possible, but he said he’d sure love to try and find out.

He said he’s watched the dog’s penises drip before and it gets him so hard to think of those wet dog dicks sliding into his rather conservative girlfriend and making her cum all over them. He wants the dogs to whimper with pleasure as they fuck his girlfriend’s tight pussy. He was so aroused talking about it as he masturbated on the phone picturing her doing these things. I could hear porn on in the background, but didn’t ask what it was of, I was afraid he’d describe it to me. Normally when you ask, you get a graphic description of the action onscreen. I didn’t ant to know. I could only hazard a guess.

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He Shares His Wife’s Pics

Posted on April 3, 2023 by Sharon

This one caller confesses to something that is not a nice thing to do. He shows other men he meets online pics of his naked wife. His poor wife allowed him to take naked pictures of her, trusting him, and he goes and spreads them around the internet with every Tom, Dick and Harry that asks to see them when he tells them about it. She has no idea he’s doing this. These strangers could be saving the pics and uploading them to porn sites. I honestly hope she finds out he’s doing it and takes him for everything he’s got.

He finds it so hot that strangers are getting turned on by naked pics of his wife and jerking off to them. He’s jerking off as he sends these pics to other strange men. Just the thought of sharing her in any way is arousing to him. The whole “hot wife” thing where guys like to share their women with others is pretty popular. If the lady agrees as well, go for it, fuck all his buddies right in front of him if that’s what you’re both into. To share her pics though with losers online she has no idea about that are masturbating to her pics and doing God knows what with them. He’s scum.

Lots of people like to share, and as long as the one being shared doesn’t mind, there’s no issue. In his case though, that’s not the case. He said he likes to take lots of pics of her, and she poses for them, thinking it’s only for his own entertainment. If only the poor fool knew. You might think of a boyfriend doing such a thing, but your husband. You really can’t trust anyone. Not even your spouse. Do you betray your beloved this way? Why not call and be humiliated about what a low life scum bag you really are?

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