He Came in His Mom’s Cake

One caller has been a bad boy many times, cumming in his mother’s food. He likes to cook, so it gives him access to food that she eats on a regular basis. I am not sure why someone would want to cum in someone else’s food unless they hated them, but he doesn’t hate his mother, he loves her and wears her dirty panties every chance he gets. He likes to feed his cum unsuspectingly to her friends as well when they come over for visits and he prepares the food for them. They have no idea they are ingesting his cum of course.

I told him it’s a despicable thing to do to people, but he got some perverse thrill out of it. It wasn’t that he thought it was funny, no one would understand but him I guess what the real thrill in such an action would be. He likes to lick his own cum as well, so I guess he thinks all should be able to sample it. More callers are into licking up their own cum than one might think. One is always talking about mailing me his cum for me to drink it. So disgusting, you can’t even imagine people saying such things to a stranger on the phone.

The one that bakes and cooks though, the poor guests that have unknowingly sampled his cum. If only they had any idea, they’d never go to that home again and risk being exposed to his perversion. The mother would lose all her friends due to her perverted son. She’d kick him out not a doubt, disown him too, he said. One can only wonder what goes on in restaurant kitchens, a terrifying thought. He cooks for a living as well, so makes you wonder about the ones he’s cooked for even not at home. Hopefully he’s not alone in the work kitchen to do such things, but you never know.

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My Hot Threesome

My husband wanted only one thing for Christmas and he said it wouldn’t cost a cent. My red flags went up with his trying to sell me something like this. He said he wanted a threesome with me and a friend of his. He said it would all be about satisfying me, he had no desire to have any sexual interaction with the other man, and the other man felt the same way. I thought it over and decided to try it. The friend was a good looking guy, but I knew I’d never develop feelings for him, so it was a safe choice. He was thrilled at my accepting his idea.

The friend came over a couple of nights before Christmas and we all had some drinks and adjourned to the bedroom. They were not lying when they said it was all going to be about me. I was nearly passing our from cumming so much. They took turns licking me, fucking me, touching me, kissing me. It was sensation overload almost, and they were both insatiable. I enjoyed sucking them both off as well. It was fun to see the two cocks out at the same time, comparing them. I liked sucking off one while getting fucked by the other.

The friend was a bit larger than hubby, and he stretched me out a good deal, but I was not complaining. I enjoyed the limits he pushed me to. It had been a long time since I felt stretched that way, and I loved it. After we had all cum as many times as we could, the friend left and hubby and I took a long, hot shower together and then went to bed and had a very long, hard sleep. It was a Christmas gift to remember for us both. I shall have to take his gift suggestions more seriously in the future, since this was a great idea.

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Fucking at the Winery

Recently I visited a winery with my boyfriend and things got a bit naughty out in the vineyard. We were about finished the outdoor tour part and wandered off. No one in the crowd seeded to notice we were gone, no one called after us. It was a large vineyard, and there were plenty of leaves and vines to shield us from prying eyes. I knew he was horny, since the bulge in his pants was very telling. I walked over to this one area with him and we took most of our clothes off. It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, and no one around for a long way.

It just seemed so natural to fuck out there with the breeze blowing on us and smell of the earth and the grapes all around us. I just stood up and bent over and he came in from behind and fucked me. I could feel my wetness coating his cock and he just slid in and out and we had a good fuck rhythm going. I bit my lip to keep from crying out, since I didn’t want to alert anyone to our naughty shenanigans. I didn’t want to get kicked out.

I came hard and he soon did as well. I just pulled up my panties and pulled down my short skirt from around my waist and he zipped up and back to the main building we went. No one seemed to notice us, and it was fine. Maybe guests sneak off and fuck out there all the time, I’ve no idea. It was fun though, and we bought a few bottles of wine back with us at the end of the day. Fucking outside in the sunshine is always a favorite activity of mine, it just seems so natural, I love it.

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“But I’m Not Gay”

It always amuses me when callers state, “but I’m not gay” after saying how they go to glory holes or go to parks for sex looking for random same sex hook ups. One called last night that said he goes to glory holes to get sucked off himself, and how he also goes to sex parks to look for men to suck off. He also wears lingerie. But he’s not gay. No, of course he’s not! Who would ever think that!? He said he’s in his twenties, and like so many other men that want other men, he doesn’t seem to want ones his own age, he wants ones much older. Makes you think they all have some kind of daddy or grandpa complex.

He said he goes to both of those places to find random guys and either suck them off or the other way around. Fucking as well. He said he didn’t want to have his girlfriend find out about it. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe she might come to the conclusion that he’s, oh, I don’t know, gay!? Poor, clueless woman. He said the old men get him so hot, the ones with wrinkly dicks that are in their sixties. Why a young guy in his twenties would want some old man, I cannot imagine, but I hear it all the time, so it’s definitely “a thing.”

He loves the silky women’s lingerie on his skin, he usually goes to the glory holes wearing a bra underneath his clothing, he said. He likes to flash the guys sucking him off there a bit of the silky, lacy fabric as they are going down on him. Gives him a thrill. I guess the ones at the glory hole he can’t see don’t need to be old, just a good mouth with a lot of suction. The ones he goes to the park for though that he wants to suck, those apparently need to be what he’s looking for. I can just picture some old man that tells his old wife he’s just going out to walk their dog and he goes to a park like that only to be sucked off by some random young guy before wandering home.

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Showing Off to the Boys

What can I say, I’ve always been kind of an exhibitionist. I like stockings and garter belts, they’re very sexy. Most men would certainly agree as well. The thing is though, I often forgo the panties and have been known to “show the goods” when I’ve had the chance. The look of shock I’ve gotten when they’ve seen has been priceless. I often will eat lunch outside in the warm weather and sit on bench, or steps and when a man is directly in front of me, I’ve been known to cross and uncross my legs, like that scene from “Basic Instinct.”

They stop dead in their tracks, their jaws have dropped. A few have even blushed. I’m terrible, I know, I can’t help myself. Some have definitely been appreciative of my naughty little flashing habit and I bet they went right back to their office and jerked off while thinking about me doing that. I’ve gotten so hot when I did it to a good looking man, hell, I’ve gone back to my office and masturbated thinking about it! It can turn me on to be seen like that. My pussy on display, right there in some public space, just a quick flash. I’m not sitting there with my legs spread wide open or anything. It has to look accidental.

Nothing bad has come of it, hopefully it never will. It seems harmless enough, but some people are crazy, this is true. I don’t want to flash a lunatic. Last week this man noticed and as he walked by me I noticed a hard on in his pants. He looked down and smiled at me but didn’t say a word. He sure noticed my pussy. I bet his big, hard cock got a good massage only moments after he got back to his office. I’m so naughty. I love it.

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