Just Do It

My boyfriend’s always begging me to let him do anal on me, but I always brush him off, since I don’t like it. It was his birthday last week though and I wanted to give him something special he’d be really grateful for. I knew the answer would be my ass. I was right. It was like a kid on Christmas morning when I told him to just do it. Just slip it in my ass. The look on his face, I’ll never forget it. He said it was amazing, it was so tight and gripped his hard cock so good, he thought he was going to blow not long after he put it in.

I knew he’d calm down a bit though and he did. He really savored every stroke of it and it was his birthday after all. I wanted him to really have a good time. He said only one of his girlfriends in the past had ever let him do it, and after that one time, he knew he wanted it again. The tightness was tighter than the tightest pussy and he said if it was up to him, he’d have ass every night of his life.

I laughed and said I didn’t know about that, but for tonight, he had permission to go where no man had gone before, and he took full advantage of it and loved every second of it. I relaxed as much as I could, and had plenty of lube on standby, which he of course used. It wasn’t as bad as I’d thought it would be and his gratitude made up for it. He blew a tremendous load in me and we both took a hot, soapy shower afterwards and cleaned one another up. It was a fun birthday for us both.

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Tiny Black Dick

Most guys that call with small cocks are white, but once in a while you will get a black one. Last night a black man with a four inch penis called me and confessed it’s been a life long embarrassment and now he’s turned to serving big dick white men. Yet he like many others that turn to other men emphatically stated “he’s not gay.” I told him to ask his wife if she thinks he’s gay. Yeah, thought so. So he goes to glory holes and sucks off random white dudes and also has a white friend his wife thinks is just a friend.

When he goes over to this man’s house to “watch the game” he’s actually there to suck his friend off. He even went camping with this man for a weekend and they pretty much did nothing but have sex the whole time. His wife of course has no clue about any of it. He said he pretty much is only attracted to white men and sticks to them. He likes the idea of serving them and his four inch cock doesn’t matter to them, since he’s just servicing them, never them servicing him.

It was an interesting and longer than usual conversation where he confessed many things since his teens about his various involvements with other men, and all the while stating “he’s not gay.” I said he was just rationalizing his behavior to say that when it’s obvious that he is gay or he wouldn’t have multiple sexual experiences with many men spanning decades. Four inches isn’t great, this is true, but he could have one a lot smaller, but he said being black just makes it worse since most expect a black man to have a larger than average penis. So he’s tried to hide it his whole life, but ones have seen him in locker rooms and this brought about some embarrassing incidents for him.

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My Friend Fingered Me

Years ago when I used to have sleepovers with friends in high school, it was normal of course to change in front of one another. I had no clue that my best friend might have had any interest in anything other than boys, but I soon found out. I was changed and sitting for a moment before putting my sleep shirt on and she walked over to me and put her hand on my pussy. I was so shocked, I didn’t say anything, but I didn’t push her away and she just continued to touch me. I had to admit, it did feel good.

We’d never even talked about masturbation. It was one of those things that just seemed to private to discuss, so it wasn’t mentioned. She leaned in to kiss me and she knew how to kiss very well and I liked it, not a doubt. My pussy was getting wet from the excitement and I felt her fingers slipping and sliding all over my pussy and clit and I started to buck up against her hand. She knew what she was doing and I had a feeling mine was not the first pussy she had rubbed. I leaned back and let her finger me, feeling her expert fingers tease me. My breathing got heavy as I grew more aroused and approached orgasm.

Her fingers circled my clit and went in and out of my pussy. She kissed me deeply and passionately and all of a sudden I just cried out. I couldn’t stop myself. I hoped my parents hadn’t heard and wondered what was going on, but they never came to the door or anything. We then changed into our night clothes and never talked about it again. We went to sleep and didn’t mention it. It was just one of those crazy, random things that sometimes happen, but you look back fondly on.

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Panty Punishment

Sometimes a caller says something and you think you misunderstood them, since what they said sounds so odd you think you must have misunderstood what they said. The other night a man called and said he was wearing a pair of My Little Pony underwear. I said I didn’t think they made them in sizes for grown men, he said they didn’t, they were very tight. So I assume he just got the biggest size they did come in and squeezed himself into them. Then he said his wife is the one that puts him into them.

Then his second claim was equally odd, he said she chains him to the wall on a regular basis, while he’s wearing the My Little Pony panties, of course, and whips him. It honestly is hard not to laugh at many of the outrageous things that some of these callers come up with. It’s difficult to know what to say when someone comes out with such bizarre statements that are likely just in their imagination. Then he also said he was a cuckold, and the wife’s boyfriend comes over, while he’s chained to the wall, and makes fun of him for wearing the panties and then he whips him a few times as well, before then fucking his wife in front of him as he’s chained to the wall.

I know men in panties is a very common fetish, so I don’t question that, or his odd choice of panties, the rest is likely all in his mind though. It however is not my job to question his far fetched tales. They are calling for some kind of comfort, there’s no need to burst their bubble and confront their obvious lunacy. You really don’t want to know what goes on in the privacy of ones homes, it’s just too bizarre to contemplate in many cases.

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Valentine’s Day Hot Sex

Many think that sex on the most couple oriented day of the year is the best, but what about people that have no sexual partner at all? Well masturbation is a part of nearly every single persons life. Many that are married are nothing but glorified roommates where sex left their relationship many years ago, so masturbation is their only outlet. If you’re lucky enough to have someone to have some hot sex with, take advantage of it. Get them flowers, candy, champagne, a nice dinner out. Then when you get home, let the romance begin.

Some lovely, new sexy lingerie is always welcome. Your lady will likely be happy to put it on and model it for you before you sensuously strip it off of her and make her feel like a very desirable woman. Foot rubs and some good, well skilled pussy licking can go a long way in making your lady feel charitable towards you in the bedroom. Maybe if you don’t get a blow job often, Valentine’s Day might just be your once a year treat! Get some fancy foot creams to give her a delectable massage, and some tasty lube to slather on your cock for her to lick off. What woman could resist a pina colada flavored dick?

Maybe even get some satin sheets, light some candles and have some favorite music playing softly during your boudoir seduction to set the right atmosphere. There’s no shortage of things, corny or not, that can make it a memorable evening. Make one another feel cherished and beautiful. Lovemaking can be wonderful with the right partner, and Valentine’s Day can give you lifelong memories if you do it right and have a special date, or even just that romantic evening at home showing one another how much you love and appreciate one another.

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