Hot Mother In Law

I have a caller that is quite obsessed with his hot mother in law. She was only in her teens when she had his wife, so she’s still pretty young and smokin’ hot he claims. He used to have a thing for cougars, so she was already on his radar before he got married, he has always fantasized about her when he masturbates and finds it hard during sex with his wife not to call out her mom’s name. I said to try and keep that in check, since I do not think that would go over well with wifey.

He’s thinking of putting the moves on her and wants to fuck her so bad, and he thinks she just might go for it, apparently she’s quite the slut and he said she’s always got lots of boyfriends, and he thought he saw her checking him out, so we will have to see how far this venture goes, but he’s really wanting to feel her mouth around his hard cock and then fuck her MILF pussy he just knows can milk him dry like nobody’s business!

He even took a pair of her panties and jerked off with them the last time he and his wife went to visit her and he snuck into her bedroom and took a pair he saw tossed on the floor beside the bed as he was walking past the door. He sniffed the crotch of them and then went into the bathroom and jerked off into them and left them on the floor there, hoping she’d notice the newly damp pair of her own panties moved and get the idea why and then make some comment to him about it so they might be able to get it on. It seems ill advised to me, but he’s pretty determined to go for it.

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Shimmy and Shake

I used to do stripping before I got into phone sex, and I would sometimes get a bit too friendly with the customers. Some were really cute and they;d get so turned on watching the ladies dance and gyrate and I’d sometimes take them into the back room and things could get a bit wild and I loved it. This one regular client that used to come in was very good looking, but he was shy, and he was fun to tease while I was up on stage dancing and I’d go sit with him at times after my performance and flirt with him.

Once I encouraged him to come to the back room with me and I soon was rubbing my hand over his crotch and he was already as hard as a rock. I said I wanted to suck his cock and he was blushing like crazy, but he didn’t stop me when I got on my knees and took his dick out of his pants and started to suck on it, then I pushed him back onto the sofa and straddled him and started to ride his cock and he then sucked on my nipples which were right in his face and I was riding him good.

He had a massive cock, I couldn’t understand why he’d be shy in the slightest, but I was enjoying getting to know him better, that’s for sure! I loved grinding my clit right against the base of his cock and feeling my wetness drip down his cock. I was easily able to cum with him and pound that dick in all the way in my cunt. He then squirted his load deep into me. I think he was a bit embarrassed afterwards, since he got up and left pretty quickly, but he was back the next weekend and that time I brought him home.

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Watch Me Masturbate, Please

Guys love to have women watch them masturbate, well most of them do anyway. They frequently ask you to watch them on cam, or complain their girlfriends or wives aren’t interested in watching them jerk off. Men are inherently visual creatures, they love to watch ladies masturbate and usually porn, so they don’t get most women are not as into watching naughty things as much as they are. Many men even have the fantasy of many women watching them, or at least a few friends of their wives.

One man that used to call used to think so highly of his large cock, he had fantasies of renting a theater and putting on a performance for thousands of women that would watch him. The exhibitionistic nature of men is a perplexing one, filled with pride, and the often times false assumption that a woman would be interested in watching them shake their dick. Even when you let them know you’d rather not watch and that it does nothing for you, they still want you to watch, they simply do not care if you want to or not, they just want you to.

It feels good to them to stroke their cock, and for some reason they think it will make you feel good too, to watch it. Perhaps these men should be masturbating in front of mirrors to further enjoy the experience of themselves stroking, but it’s the fact that another person would be watching it, they like to perform for another person.

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Coming Clean

Sex in the bath or shower can be a lot of fun, getting clean before getting dirty again, all soaped up, things slippery and feeling good. Both men and women love to masturbate in the shower, women love the shower massagers on their clit for a fast and furious orgasm, and men often like to let loose in there since clean up is a snap, their baby batter just goes down the drain, no mess.

Couple like to have sex in the shower as well, since the hot water coursing over their bodies is a very sensual experience in and of itself, add some sex and soapy, slipper hands, some choice bath products and things can take a pretty hot shower, even hotter. By the time you’ve finished rubbing each others bodies all over, you will be primed and ready to go at it. Take care though not to slip in the shower and fall and hit your head, things can get pretty heated. I’ve fallen and hit my head a few times myself masturbating in the shower.

Water can just kick things up a notch to make it even sexier. The man can hold the shower massager if you have one, on the woman’s clit and get her off and all juicy before sliding his cock inside of her and fucking her, perhaps bent over, grabbing her by the hips and sliding that dick in all the way in up to the balls. Once you rinse and towel off, you will likely be ready to take the next round of fun into the bedroom.

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Sex Toys For Pleasure

One of the ways you can get things cooking in the bedroom alone or with your partner, is the use of sex toys in your sexual routine. Many times even the best sex can get routine, sot he addition of toys can indeed spice things up and make things a bit more exciting, for the lady as well as the man, there’s specific toys for both to enjoy and enhance their excitement. Prostate massagers and pocket pussies for him, and a myriad of choices for her with dildos, vibrators, and many more items.

So many men adore watching a woman play with herself with toys. They can be special occasion items you only take out now and then, or some couple find toys enhance every single sex experience they have together. No matter the type of experience you are looking for, there are no doubt hundreds of choices for each and every want. There are thousands of choices. Many women masturbating are only able to cum with a vibrator, fingers are not going to get the job done for them, so they choose a toy to help them.

Even for ones not looking for a full sized erotic toy, there are many tiny, discreet bullet vibe ones that are your secret alone and no one will know unless you clue them in that you are using one, perhaps a secret little compartment in your panties at work and no one’s the wiser you have a tiny bullet vibe buzzing against your naughty bits. Try some different toys, you just might be surprised at what they can do for your sex life!

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