Mile High Club With A Celebrity

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I had a once in a lifetime experience recently. I was on a flight and the person sitting next to me was a celebrity, I won’t say which one, but a handsome one that I really liked. The flight was a longer one and not that many people on it, and as the flight wore on the conversation turned a little more heated and passionate and naughty.

I was very shocked but pleased when they reached over and kissed me and started to feel me up right there in the plane seat. I didn’t want to be seen acting so naughty, so suggested we take things to a bit more private location. Now granted the bathrooms are quite tiny on airplanes, but we made the best of it, were quiet as can be and since they were a celebrity, I think the flight attendants sort of looked the other way when we went into the washroom together a few minutes apart, we weren’t really fooling anyone.

It’s a good thing I’m flexible, since I was on one leg with the other on the sink and getting fucked by this stud at 30,000 feet in the air while trying to remain silent so as not to attract attention. It was one of the most bizarre, yet exciting things that has happened to me. I was able to cum, but considering the position I was in, that was a miracle in and of itself. I doubt we will ever see each other again, it was kind of a ships passing in the night situation, but it was a fun and unexpected one and will always be a fun memory.

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The Bachelorette Party

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I had a really hot casual sex encounter the other night. I was at a bachelorette party for a friend at a club and there were some pretty hot guys there. I’d had a lot to drink, I was kind of making an ass of myself. I am a fun drunk though, I get a bit loud and laugh a fair bit and I’d set my cap for one of the strippers that was shakin’ his booty all over the stage and after his number, I followed him backstage and introduced myself. He’d had a few drinks as well, so I can’t say he took advantage of me, he didn’t.

I reached out and groped his cock through his costume and found him rock hard and we slipped into one of the back dressing rooms and there was a small sofa in there and I pushed him down onto it and unzipped his pants to get to that rock hard cock and I took the length of it into my mouth and sucked on it like a cock hungry whore. I then bent over and offered him my pussy from behind and he slid that huge dick right in and we fucked for a good twenty minutes before I came on his dick. I was rubbing my clit hard.

I was so wet and struggling to keep my balance since I’d had too much to drink, but I managed and we came hard together. After a while some of my friends came looking for me and I staggered out the door and left him there. I gave him one of my business cards and told him to email me, I have no clue if I will ever hear from him again, honestly I’m thinking not, but it was a hot fuck and I had fun!

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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, But I Wanted To Fuck Her Anyway

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Attraction to the elderly might not be as popular as to the young, but it does exist. I’m sure the old ladies who are the objects of affection are grateful for the attention. The older people need some loving too! Some are attracted to ones not just their parents age, but the age of their grandparents, and not just cuddles and kisses, I mean full on fucking and sex. It just seems a little extreme, but who are we to judge what two people want to do to one another?

The history of really older and younger is as old as time, many times sexual favors were granted in exchange for items wanted or cash, a bartering like system. Some older men have no problem paying for escorts their grand daughters age and having a grand old time. It’s not common that I get a caller interested in a very much older partner, but it does happen a couple of times a year. I guess a site that was specifically granny would get lots of men into that. Makes you wonder what granny did to get that sort of fantasy going in their heads. Some men into the really old fashioned underwear like girdles have this granny fetish going, they must have seen granny in hers when they were a child and it left a big impression on them.

I guess as long as everyone wants to play for affection or for money if that’s what it takes, then good for them. Not all older people have a good sex drive anymore, so be glad for the ones that do. It’s a pleasurable part of life and they should be glad they can still enjoy it and that some younger people are looking to enjoy it with them.

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Cum Guzzlers

 

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The number of guys out there who swallow their own cum after they masturbate is decently high. I think even more enjoy the cream pie after they or another man has fucked their woman and licking out the cum. The humiliation is the highlight for ones licking the cum of another man out of their lady, ones that like to consume their own jizz, it’s just the joy of it.

One of my callers showed me this lube he uses I’d not heard of before that is called “Jizz”, apparently it’s one of several lubes out there designed to look and smell like the real thing. He really gets off on it and pretends he’s sucking cock by dribbling it on his sex toys he uses on himself, and they are some massive toys, I’m afraid I actually watched this guy on cam and my jaw dropped at the sizes of these toys he uses in himself and the sperm like lube only adds to the realism of his misadventures for him and he loves the smell of it.

Some have even claimed they stored up their sperm they ejaculated while masturbating and then down a cup of it. Lord, I do not know what motivates some of these people to carry out such questionable actions, but it’s their own business, so let them do as they want. They often enjoy it not only out of a woman’s pussy, but shooting it all over her tits as well and licking it off. Some men are endlessly fascinated by what shoots out of their own cocks.

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Public Masturbation

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Most would agree it’s likely for the best to confine ones masturbatory practices to the home, and not in front of open ground floor windows. Privacy is the best route, but for many, masturbation in public or even sex in public is a very arousing thing. Callers ask nearly every single day if I’ve masturbated in public, this seems to be a very common question for them to ask. Well, not pubic exactly, but in a health club whirlpool, there was no one around, I am not really sure that even counts.

Some have told me wild tales of risky public masturbation things they have done, from airplanes to under the table in the library to restaurant bathrooms, to in the backseat of the car while their dad was driving, to like the above pic, on a city bus under a coat across the lap. Quite the risky little masturbators are out there for certain.

The element of possibly being caught is a strongly exciting one for many, the thought they might be caught just heightens things to an enormous degree for some and they chance it. Some have been caught, and the embarrassment, I don’t know how they could handle it. Having sex in public is even more of a risk, yet it doesn’t stop people. It seems so classless and common to me, to have anyone see you engaged in such a private moment in public. They have more horniness than common sense. Wait until you get home, avoid any troubles with the law and relax and enjoy yourself in private.

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