There’s been a few times over the years where a man will call and reveal he’s masturbating with a teddy bear. It’s honestly always disturbing and unexpected when someone mentions this. Last night a guy called and said he was in his basement with a four foot tall teddy bear he was rubbing his dick against and humping. He said his wife was upstairs and he kept this toy hidden down somewhere in the basement where she wouldn’t find it. I asked if it was all covered with cum and crusty. Ewwwww. Of course the answer was yes. He said when it gets really gross he throws it out and gets a new one.
He said this stated when he was young and has just never stopped. He also wanted me to call him teddy bear, which was even more odd. He said his wife would never understand. No, I bet she wouldn’t. Most sane women would never tolerate such deviant behavior if they found out about it. Can you imagine some poor woman’s shock if she found some four foot tall cum encrusted bear hidden in her basement? It’s like something out of a horror movie to be sure.
I asked if he couldn’t just wash it, and he said no. More like he wouldn’t want to have wifey come in mid wash and see it. The gross and deviant behaviors some of these callers confess is something normal minds couldn’t concoct on a million years. His wife would sure be shocked to find out a stuffed toy is his preferred fuck buddy. Maybe she doesn’t give him anything anymore, he didn’t say. For ones that started masturbating with toys decades ago, perhaps it becomes an ingrained behavior and they have no intention of stopping it. Even though it seems odd to be doing something with toys as an adult.
