Sometimes men call that are truly delusional. I’ve been in this business for over thirteen years and still regularly hear the craziest things I couldn’t make up in a million years. One character last night claimed to have a large penis. Now this in and of itself is not that wild, men regularly claim to have larger members than they really do, but adding a few inches is to be expected. The one last night claimed to be eighteen inches long. Yup, eighteen inches. Not only that, but his balls were larger than grapefruits and he planned to have at least eighty orgasms during our call. You could not make this stuff up.
Now to make things even more comical, he said due to his largess, he required a custom made jock strap to contain this behemoth, and custom made pants as well. I said it must make things awkward for the tailor measuring his inseam. He said it was a seamstress actually, and she liked it. Uh huh. He was a real Guinness Book of World Records man I had on the line. He was also into body building and made a young Arnold Schwarzenegger look tiny. His nickname was “The Stallion.”
I said surely he must have his pick of women falling over themselves to be with him, he claimed he was “very picky” with the women he’d take to bed. I guess he just has to break a lot of hearts. Such is the case with any man that is God’s gift to women, I suppose. You do need a sense of humor in this crazy job, you could not think of such things on your own that are told to you on a daily basis. It’s not boring, that’s for sure. You just need a very high bullshit tolerance to cope with them.
