This one odd caller with a large breasted wife tells me she likes to get into fights with other women proving her breasts are bigger. I’m sure this is mostly his fantasy, since it seems hard to believe a grown woman in her forties would be acting like some middle school mean girl. In any case, he shares pics of his large breasted wife, and then his even bigger breasted secretary, saying even though the secretary is larger, his wife still claims she is, it’s a ridiculous conversation. So then he shows pics of the secretary, and hers do appear larger, which apparently wifey is very angry about, she wants to be the biggest!
Then he shares how his big busted wife looks for other big breasted types when she’s out and about and bumps into them, boob to boob, sometimes sending them back, flat on their ass, or her flat on hers. Yeah, ok, this happens all the time in public I’m sure, some strange big titted woman ramming herself into other big breasted woman in some kind of boob butting contest in the store aisles. You want bigger lady, get implants, be the biggest of the big with your basketball sized breasts.
Some of the things callers tell you on the phone are just beyond absurd, but you go along with it and listen to them and answer their questions about your breasts and your bra size and how you could boob butt wifey with the best of them, if given a chance. You’d send the old cow back on her ass as he looks on in amusement at the flopping boobs on the both of you as you struggle to regain your footing, since you’re so top heavy it’s all you can do to stay upright. The thing is, although they are large in the pics, they are not freakishly large the way he describes. Just a guy with a very active imagination and love of big boobs and catfights, all rolled into one.
