Hands Up!

One frequent masturbating caller said his wife can hardly ever give him a hand job since it just hurts her arm too much. She’s in her twenties and has no disabilities. She obviously just doesn’t like to do it. How that could hurt your arm unless you’re pumping for hours on end is beyond understanding. Some ladies just do not like sex, even a mere hand job. This is why operators continue to be needed. If everyone had a wife that was fucking them daily and keeping them happy, we’d damned near be out of business, but ask a group of married men how many are getting so much satisfying sex they can barely handle it? Very few if any will raise their hands.

A hand job is about as simple as it gets. You don’t need to fuck, you don’t need to suck or swallow, a simple motion of your hand up and down is all it will take. Most guys are near experts at masturbation, so a hand job by another person is the next best thing, even better. It’s difficult to have someone touch you as good as you can touch yourself, it’s the emotional element that makes it exciting. Many would likely admit they can give themselves a superior orgasm, but the same excitement is not going to be there that is when another person is doing the touching.

Some callers have even confessed they will sit on their masturbating hand for long enough to make it go to sleep so when they finally do start to jerk off, it feels like someone else’s hand touching them and not their own. Odd, but hey, if it works and feels good, go for it! A and job is certainly not much to ask your wife to give you, but so many have just accepted masturbation is all they’re going to get, so you might as well call and have some naughty talk while you do.

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