Sexy Socks

Lots of callers are into panties, that’s no surprise, but woolen knee socks is not something you hear about that often. Especially cable knit socks specifically. They don’t seem particularly soft, or look very sexy, but to some, they are obviously the sexiest garments in the world. A man called the other night with a fetish for these knee socks and said for decades it’s been his favorite kink. He was saying how back when eBay opened and they allowed the sale of used socks and panties, he was buying them up. He claimed to own over five hundred pair of them from ladies.

He even said he met up with one of the eBay sellers of them, this was over twenty years ago, and she modeled them in person for him before he bought them. She lived nearby. This was the most exciting time of his fetish for him, back when the internet was the wild West and nearly anything was possible. Now, he mainly indulges his socks fetish by watching porn about socks. He said he’s so wild about the cable knit knees socks, when he’s had girlfriends, he’s even asked them to put the socks on their hands and jerk off his cock with them on.

Wool fetish is a thing, but to jerk someone off with socks on your hands, that was a new one no one’s mentioned before. Pantyhose, stockings, nylons, that you hear about, but the knee socks isn’t quite as sexy or appealing, yet obviously it has fans out there into it. He showed pics of himself wearing some of the knee socks in his collection. He seemed incredulous when I said I’d never owned any like that or wore any like that. He thought all women should have a personal wardrobe of them. Oh well, different garments turn different people on, that’s for sure.

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Naughty Dolls

One of my callers has several full sized mannequins he plays with and dresses up. He’s sent pictures. He keeps them in a spare bedroom he calls “the lounge.” This in and of itself is weird, but he’s sent further pictures of Barbie like dolls he found online that are made for adults. He has several of them as well. They are dressed in lingerie and have removable and changeable heads, feet and hands. When he sent me the link to these dolls and their racy attire, everything from bras and panties to pantyhose and stockings, I’d never seen anything like it.

I was quite into Barbie dolls when I was a kid, but these are most definitely a grown up version of them. I never knew such dolls existed, or that such types of attire was available for them to wear. No one but adults would be dressing up dolls in these sorts of clothes. As a Barbie loving kid, you’d never even dream such a kind of doll and clothes like that would exist. It’s hard to believe there are grown men out there, this man is in his sixties, that are going home from work and dressing up dolls in their off hours and posing them in little scenes. He had them in chairs on a laid out cloth.

They had toy guitars and a little dinosaur as a pet, with a house plant behind them acting as a tree of sorts. It was a whole little scene. They have names and I think he talks to them. If people knew what went on behind the closed doors of others, they’d be speechless and shocked. He’s not hurting anyone and it’s his money to spend on this junk as he sees fit obviously, but it’s just a hobby no one would ever consider someone else is doing.

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My Shrink Fucked Me

I started going to a new therapist recently, and his methods are a bit unorthodox compared to others I’ve seen in the past. He’s more of a hands on type of doctor, shall we say. I told him about a few hang-ups I had and he said there wasn’t a doubt we could work through them together and have me being the most passionate and comfortable lover a partner could ask for. He asked if I was comfortable with him touching me. I had no idea he was going to be demonstrating the techniques he recommended himself, I thought these were going to be acted out with my boyfriend, but he said an impartial person is the best teacher.

I was open to his methods, so I agreed and he asked me to get undressed and he did himself as well. He laid down on the sofa in his office and had me lay down beside him and we spooned for a while, then he started touching me and kissing me and he asked if it was alright for him to begin fucking me. I did feel comfortable with him and he was an alright looking man, not my usual type, but acceptable.

His hands moved across my body with a skill I’d never experienced before. I felt orgasmic feelings washing over me as he played with me and I surprisingly felt myself getting into it, and I did not ever have casual sex. He was easily able to bring me to orgasm and I felt incredibly relaxed. He told me when I went home to practice the same techniques with my boyfriend. My boyfriend got really turned on when I told him I spent the afternoon fucking my therapist on the sofa in his office, and he wanted to hear all about it. It was a good session at the doctor.

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After Christmas Sales Make for Hot Sex

Who can resist the great sales of after Christmas? Not me. I’m going to the mall with my boyfriend. He told me I can pick five hot lingerie outfits, his treat. The only catch is, we’re going to fuck in the dressing room. We’ve done it before, and I know it will be hot. The trick is to be quick about it. The stores will be packed and they usually do not want more than one person going into the change rooms at a time. There is one store we’ve been to a few times though and they don’t seem to be as strict in their policies.

The last time we were in there, we were only around five minutes or less and fucked. The angles those mirrors provide simply drive my boyfriend crazy. I’ve even considered buying him one of those three sectioned mirrors for the bedroom, since he just goes insane watching us fuck in them. Thank God he usually can least when we fuck, but when we do a dressing room quickie, he can cum in two to three minutes. Luckily I can as well, if I really push myself. I’m going to get the hot outfits, model them for him, then we have a silent quickie.

There will be people milling in and out of those dressing rooms, but we’ve never gotten caught yet. I wonder if they now what goes on and just ignore it since we spend in there, or if they just don’t care. Maybe a combination of both, who knows. I know we can’t make the walls shake, so I usually just bend over, grab my ankles, and he pounds me from behind. It’s fun, I’ll get some pretty new items, and get a quickie out of the deal, so I’m always game when he suggests a trip there.

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Prison Playtime

Oh did I have a winner tonight. A man roleplaying his own grandmother. He claims to have been in prison the last twelve years. So he was really horny, though he got a lot of action behind bars. He entered prison with a thirteen inch penis, and he’s now stretched it to seventeen inches by tying jugs filled with sand to it occasionally. He claims everyone from the guards, librarian, inmates, cell mate and various other prison employees have sucked him off. He learned to acquire a taste for cum himself in prison. He said he’d never sucked cock until he went to prison. The first night there his cell mate forced him to do it, but he grew to love it as time went on.

So he wanted me to roleplay his parole officer who spoke to his grandmother, him with an old lady voice, telling her it was a condition of his parole, for the good of the public at large you understand, that she look at and suck his cock on a regular basis. So his horniness wouldn’t get out of control and him do something to someone in the public he might find. So grandma’s taking one for the team. Then he rolplayed his cousin, who watched him jerk off and she couldn’t help but get on her knees to take his seventeen incher. He made gagging noises to play her part. The whole thing was quite insane.

Sometimes you will get a caller that likes to play multiple parts themselves of other people. They will put on different voices to play them, it’s quite bizarre. One caller in particular that’s called for years likes to play his ex girlfriends and their new boyfriends. Talking about him of course. They have conversations with themselves in multiple parts. Frustrated would be actors, one would guess.

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